(4) Blame Canada

Sheila: Times have changed.
Our kids are getting worse.
They won't obey their parents;
They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Randy, Gerald, Stuart: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: NO! Blame Canada!
All: Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full o' lies!

All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Sheila: We need to form a full assault!
All: It's Canada's fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan.
He saw the darned cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.

Sheila: Well? Blame Canada!
All: Blame Canada!
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!

All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Man: They're not even a real country anyway!

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true.
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
Men: Should we blame the matches?
Man: Should we blame the fire?
All: Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck, no!

All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch, Anne Murray, too.

All: [slowing] Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

For the
[normal] Smut we must stop, the trash we must smash.
The laughter and fun must all be undone.
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming
Us!