Visit the pages for The Ring (Episode 1301) by clicking here...

Yes. I've finally awoken from my slumber just in the nick of time to update you on the latest episode of South Park. It's Season 13 this time around, and this first episode is entitled The Ring. The following episode description has been released by South Park Studios:

Thinking it's his way into her heart (and other body parts), Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers Concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

Also! Here's a preview video to whet your appetite.

Episode information and downloads will begin to gather in The Ring section after the episode airs.

Visit the pages for The Ungroundable (Episode 1214) by clicking here...

Another year, and yet another season of South Park rolls by... This week sees the final episode in Season 12. Hold back the tears and prepare yourselves for Episode 1214, The Ungroundable.

The following episode description has been released by South Park Studios:

The Goth Kids at South Park Elementary face powerful rivals. Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

The now obligatory preview clip can be seen below:

Episode information and downloads will begin to gather in The Ungroundable section after the episode airs.

Visit the pages for Elementary School Musical (Episode 1213) by clicking here...

This week's South Park (Episode 1213) is entitled Elementary School Musical. It's due to air this Wednesday 12th November at 10PM ET/PT on Comedy Central.

South Park Studios' description is as follows:

The boys realize they are no longer the coolest kids in school. Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn’t get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

The now obligatory preview clip can be seen below:

Things will appear in the Elementary School Musical section after the episode airs.

Visit the pages for About Last Night... (Episode 1212) by clicking here...

It was probably a case of when and not if South Park would cover the US presidential election, and here it is... South Park episode 1212 is entitled "All About Last Night..." and (ostensibly) covers the recent race to the White House. That said, it wouldn't surprise me if the episode steers away from all the media hysteria. The episode airs this Guy Fawkes night, November 5th at 10pm ET/PT.

South Park Studios' description is as follows:

A new President has been elected and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets. While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.

The now obligatory preview clip can be seen below:

Things will appear in the All About Last Night... section after the episode airs.