(1) South Park Theme

I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,

(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,

I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,

(Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"

I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,

(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties

So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.