(10) I can Change

Saddam: Some people say that I'm a bad guy.
They may be right, they may be right.
But it's not as if I don't try.
I just fuck up, try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
I'll open up my heart and I will share it. Any minute now, I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim. Yes I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change!

It's not my fault that I'm so evil.
It's society. Society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive.
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it.
I'll open up my heart and I will show it. Any minute now, I will be born again.
Satan: But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Saddam: Ey, Satan! Don't be such a twit! Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!
Just watch. Just watch me change! Here I go, I'm changing!

[fast instrumental]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.

[silence]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[normal tempo resumes. Saddam whistles the melody]
Aaaah, Satan!