(11) I'm Super

Big Gay Al: Bombs are flying.
People are dying.
Children are crying, politicians are lying, too.

Cancer is killing.
Texaco's spilling.
The whole world's gone to hell, but how are you?

I'm super! Thanks for asking.
All things considered, I couldn't be better, I must say!
I'm feeling super. Nah, nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you're- Don't you think I look cute in this hat?

I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple,
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling so insanely super!
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down.

Choir: He's super! Thanks for asking.
All things considered, he couldn't be better, he must say!

Big Gay Al: I'm super! No, nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you're- Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
These little pants?
This matching tie
That I got at Merv's?
I'm super!

Choir: In the barracks and the trenches as well.

Big Gay Al: Stick 'em up!

Choir: Big Gay Al says, "Do ask, do tell!"

Big Gay Al: Skittles!

Choir: Yes, he's super and he's proud to be fey.

Big Gay Al: Okay?

Choir: Everything is super when you're… gay!

When you're gay!