(2) Uncle Fucka

Terrance: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a cock-sucking ass-licking uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka; yes, it's true!
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucks your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn;
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

[Terrance and Phillip trade fart sequences] Hm.
[more farts, then they laugh]
Mountie: What's going on here?
[Terrance and Phillip fart, then the mountie farts,
then drivers arond them fart as well]

Choir: Uncle
Fucka
Uncle Fucka Uncle Fucka
Uncle
Fucka

Terrance and Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! (Uncle fucka)
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka!
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka, I must say.
Phillip: Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!

Terrance and Phillip: Uncle fu-cka, that's U N C L E. Fuck you!
Uncle fuckaaaaaaaaaaa!
Too hot!!
Phillip: Suck my balls.