(3) It's Easy Mmmkay

Mr. Mackey: [slowly] There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmmkay,
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch.

[fast] You can do it. It's all up to you, mmmkay?
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you will say,
"It's easy, mmmkay."

Step 1: instead of "ass", say "buns", like "kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step 2: instead of "shit", say "poo", as in "bull-poo," "poo-head" and "this poo is cold"
Step 3: with "bitch", drop the t, 'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
Step 4: don't say "fuck" anymore, 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
So just use the word "M'kay."

The kids: We can do it. It's all up to us, mmm-kay.
Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay.
The kids: With a little plan we can change our lives today.
Mr. Mackey: You can change it today.

All: You/we don't have to spend your/our lives shootin' up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for cash.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
"It's easy, mmmkay."

Mr Mackey: Step 1:
Redhead: Instead of "ass", say "buns",
Boy 1: like "kiss my buns"
Girl 1: or "You're a buns-hole"

Mr Mackey: Step 2:
Kids: instead of "shit", say "poo",
Girl 2: as in "bull-poo"
Kyle: "poo-head!"
Boy 2: and "this poo is cold"

Mr Mackey: Step 3:
The kids: with "bitch", drop the t, 'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
Mr Mackey: Step 4:
The kids: don't say "fuck" anymore,

All: 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
The kids: "Fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
We shouldn't say "fuck," no, we shouldn't say "fuck." Fuck, no!
Mr. Mackey: You're cured! You can go!

All: You/we don't have to spend your/our lives shootin' up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for cash.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
"It's easy, mmmkay."

The kids: It's easy, mmmkay.
Mr. Mackey: It's easy, mmmkay.
The kids: It's easy, mmmkay.
Mr. Mackey: It's easy, mmmka-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The kids: It's easy, mmm… It's easy, mmm… It's easy, mmmkay!
Mr. Mackey: [All dissolve into laughter] Mmmkay! Mmmkay. Mmmkay.