(5) Kyle's Mom's a Bitch

Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bee-atch!

Come on, everyone! You all know the words!

[kids choir joins in]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

[Cartman leads a Japanese choir,
then a French one,
then a Dutch one (dressed as a Dutch girl),
then an African one (in black-face).
When he sings in English again, the four choirs
are behind him in the Netherlands]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
[The schoolyard] She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch (Oh!)

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

[showstopper] I really mean it.
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah-tch!