| Name |
Description |
Size |
| 104_AFRAIDITDOES.mp3 |
The school can't
afford helmets for everybody... |
68 KB |
| 104_AHHCRAP.mp3 |
Thatta boy Spark! Go
get her.... ahwwww crap. |
38 KB |
| 104_ALUMNI.mp3 |
Elementary school
alumni? |
15 KB |
| 104_AMINUS.mp3 |
Hey, wait a minute,
why the hell does he get an A
Minus? |
69 KB |
| 104_ATHELETE.mp3 |
We treat star
athletes better because they're
better people. |
35 KB |
| 104_BIGALS.mp3 |
I'm sssuper, thankss
for asssking. |
45 KB |
| 104_BOOM.mp3 |
Boom! No more Middle
Park players, hahaha! |
30 KB |
| 104_BUTCHDOG.mp3 |
I don't want a gay
dog. I want a butch dog. I want
a Rin-Tin-Tin. |
24 KB |
| 104_CANDOIT.mp3 |
John Stamos's
brother can do it. |
64 KB |
| 104_CARROTCAKE.mp3 |
Oh! My carrot cake! |
14 KB |
| 104_DANCE.mp3 |
Do you like to dance? |
22 KB |
| 104_DONTBGAY.mp3 |
Good boy. Now...
don't be gay! Don't be gay, Spark. |
36 KB |
| 104_GARRISONGAY.mp3 |
...evil right down
to their cold black hearts,
which not pump blood like yours and mine... |
118 KB |
| 104_GAYANIMALS.mp3 |
Tell them that there
are gay animals here that need
homes.... desssperately. |
45 KB |
| 104_GAYESTDOG.mp3 |
That is the gayest
dog I have ever seen. |
12 KB |
| 104_GAYLION.mp3 |
Over here we have a
gay lion... |
13 KB |
| 104_GETBACKTHERE.mp3 |
That's right! You
get back there! |
24 KB |
| 104_GETCHICKS.mp3 |
I just act that way
to get chicks, dumbass. |
13 KB |
| 104_GOODHETERO.mp3 |
Now you go outside
and practice football like a
good little heterosexual. |
14 KB |
| 104_HIKEBALL.mp3 |
Hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut ... |
31 KB |
| 104_HOLDBALL.mp3 |
You've got to hold
your football like your lover... |
118 KB |
| 104_HOMODOG.mp3 |
That dog is a gay
homosexual. |
83 KB |
| 104_HUGHGRANT.mp3 |
I haven't seen an
Englishman take a blow like that
since Hugh Grant... |
42 KB |
| 104_JESUS.mp3 |
Jesus, I haven't
asked you for much... |
33 KB |
| 104_JESUSYEA.mp3 |
...I am the way for
you, my children. Let's open
the phone lines back up for some questions. |
36 KB |
| 104_JEWISHKID.mp3 |
Why the hell is that
little Jewish kid playing
quarterback? |
24 KB |
| 104_JEWRUN.mp3 |
I haven't seen a Jew
run like that since... |
37 KB |
| 104_JUSTSHOES.mp3 |
No, I didn't. That
was just my shoes! |
37 KB |
| 104_KENNYDIES.mp3 |
Yes, he's been
decapitated! |
120 KB |
| 104_KICKINGASS.mp3 |
Did you guys see me
block that defense today? I was
kicking ass! |
17 KB |
| 104_LEATHER.mp3 |
Maybe he went
shopping for some leather pants. |
32 KB |
| 104_LOVETHATSONG.mp3 |
I love that song... |
25 KB |
| 104_LOVINGYOU.mp3 |
Its obvious where
all the talent in that family
went! |
117 KB |
| 104_MALLS.mp3 |
Did you check the
shopping mall... - OW! |
34 KB |
| 104_MARTYKICKASS.mp3 |
Marty's Movie
Reviews are on? Kick ass! |
12 KB |
| 104_MKUNOTGAY.mp3 |
We can work on not
making you gay together! |
65 KB |
| 104_MOLESTED.mp3 |
I haven't seen so
many children molested since... |
25 KB |
| 104_OK2BGAY.mp3 |
And maybe we can
beat them by more next year... and
its ok to be gay. |
33 KB |
| 104_OOLALA.mp3 |
No pink bandana,
Sparky. Bad dog! |
49 KB |
| 104_OPPRESSORS.mp3 |
Chrisitans and
Republicans and Nazis, oh my! |
62 KB |
| 104_POUNDASS.mp3 |
Speaking of pounding
ass, here comes Stan's little
homo dog! |
21 KB |
| 104_PROPAGANDA.mp3 |
Oh stop filling his
head with that queer loving
propoganda. |
32 KB |
| 104_PUPPET.mp3 |
Stupid puppet. |
21 KB |
| 104_REX.mp3 |
Stan forgot to
mention that his dog is a gay
homosexual. |
99 KB |
| 104_ROBERT.mp3 |
I just wanted to
thank you for the advice, and for
dying for my sins, that was really nice of you. |
36 KB |
| 104_RODNEY.mp3 |
I haven't seen a
beating like that since Rodney
King... |
33 KB |
| 104_SANCTUARY.mp3 |
We're all big gay
friends here. Would you like to
live with us? |
80 KB |
| 104_SILLYBUNS.mp3 |
Of course they are
sillybuns! |
22 KB |
| 104_SIMON.mp3 |
...so you see, Simon
and Simon were not brothers in
real life, only on television. |
28 KB |
| 104_SIMONLONG.mp3 |
... the assignment
was on Asian Cultures. You get a
D Minus. |
60 KB |
| 104_SINGALONG.mp3 |
Loving you is easy
because you're beautiful... du
di doo doo! |
115 KB |
| 104_SMALLWORLD.mp3 |
We're not sad
anymore because we're out the closet
door! |
78 KB |
| 104_SODOMIES.mp3 |
No way, dude. My mom
says god hates gay people.
Thats why he... smoked the sodomies in France. |
35 KB |
| 104_SOMETHING.mp3 |
He doing something
to his ass. He's not kicking it,
but he's definitely doing somethinng to his ass. |
83 KB |
| 104_STANJESUS.mp3 |
My son, alot of
people have wondered what my stance
on homosexuality is... |
59 KB |
| 104_STILLGAY.mp3 |
He still looks
pretty gay to me. |
15 KB |
| 104_SUPER.mp3 |
I'm sssuper. Thankss
for assking! |
24 KB |
| 104_SUPER2.mp3 |
I'm sssuper. Thankss
for assking! (Different from
above) |
20 KB |
| 104_THATGOOD.mp3 |
Are you sure Stan is
that good? |
19 KB |
| 104_WHATTHEHELL.mp3 |
What the hell is he
talking about? |
10 KB |
| 104_WORRIEDMAN.mp3 |
You need to lay off
the cough syrup. Alright?
Seriously, I'm worried about you man. |
39 KB |
