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Name Description Size
108_1STSOUTHPARK.mp3 Let the new prince be decided on Saturday... 39 KB
108_ALABAMA.mp3 Oh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama. 26 KB
108_ANTS.mp3 Take your stupid Ants in the Pants with you! 11 KB
108_ASHAMED.mp3 You should be ashamed of yourselves, betting against your Lord and Savior. 47 KB
108_AUTOGRAPHS.mp3 Hi kids, I only do autographs after the show! 15 KB
108_BASTARDS.mp3 8 minutes until recess is over, you little bastards! 25 KB
108_BEEF.mp3 Now that is a man who has eaten alot of beef! 15 KB
108_BLEEP.mp3 Shoved it right up my ass! 9 KB
108_CHEFSONG.mp3 With my love deep inside you, where no man has ever been... 136 KB
108_CHILI.mp3 That's my favorite kinda chili! 29 KB
108_COUNSEL.mp3 Being the new kid can be tough, but I'm your friend - okay? 156 KB
108_CRACKER.mp3 That is one fudged up little cracker! 17 KB
108_CRUCIALTIME.mp3 This fight has been ordained since the beginning! 37 KB
108_DAMIENGIFT.mp3 Damien gives his gift to Cartman... 56 KB
108_DAMIENINTRO.mp3 Say, "Hi!" to Damien! 37 KB
108_DARKPRINCE.mp3 Thou must taketh me to the seedling of Satan, so thine eyes can confirm the wretched truth. 59 KB
108_DING.mp3 ...but now I think they like him because he picks on me. 27 KB
108_DUCKBILLED.mp3 Turn him back you butthole!   He has to buy me the Yellow MegaMan! 36 KB
108_EHHH.mp3 Ehhhh! 5 KB
108_EMOTIONALPROBS.mp3 Wow, that kid has some real emotional problems! 17 KB
108_FARTBOY.mp3 Yeah, we're gonna call you FartBoy from now on! 54 KB
108_FARTONYOU.mp3 Oh, excuse me new kid, I didn't mean to fart on you, I didn't have a choice. 26 KB
108_FEELMYWRATH.mp3 I don't need acceptance, I'm the son of Satan! 76 KB
108_FIGHTDAMNIT.mp3 Fight Damnit! 28 KB
108_FIGHTINTRO.mp3 Michael Buffer makes the pre-fight introductions... 115 KB
108_FINALBATTLE.mp3 Let the final battle between good and evil be fought - right here in South Park! 67 KB
108_FOOLS.mp3 ...I will take all of your hard earned money and return to hell a much richer Prince of Darkness. 106 KB
108_FORESOOK.mp3 My father foresaked me.  The town foresaked me.  I'm completely foresook. 38 KB
108_FORGIVEUS.mp3 Jesus, we're sorry, could you ever forgive us? 37 KB
108_FORSAKEN.mp3 I have been forsaken!  It seems several bets were changed to Satan this morning! 42 KB
108_GETTHEHELLOUT.mp3 Get the hell out I said.   The party's over.  Get out goddamnit! 19 KB
108_GIFTLIST.mp3 I'm changing your present to a Yellow MegaMan, since Kenny's been changed into a duckbilled platypuss. 97 KB
108_GOODDAY.mp3 Good day, how are you, Damien? 31 KB
108_GOTTOFIGHT.mp3 Dude, Jesus is getting his butt kicked.  You've got to fight, Jesus! 43 KB
108_GREATMAN.mp3 Ya know, somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man!" 40 KB
108_HEAVY.mp3 Wow, that's pretty heavy. 9 KB
108_HELLOCHILDREN.mp3 Bad? Why bad? 32 KB
108_HESJEWISH.mp3 Don't mind him, Jesus.   He's jewish. 36 KB
108_HORRORS.mp3 I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee! 28 KB
108_HUGEEVENT.mp3 Sometimes I like to sneak up to the fence, and close my eyes, and pretend I'm there. 44 KB
108_HUGESATAN.mp3 Holy crap, dude! Satan is huge! 14 KB
108_INFIDELS.mp3 Infidels!  I will turn you all into beasts of burden! 14 KB
108_INTROUBLE.mp3 You got in trouble... you got in trouble! 16 KB
108_JERK.mp3 That guy is a jerk! 32 KB
108_JESUSWINS.mp3 The winner by knockout, and still undisputed ruler of your Spiritual Kingdom... Je-sus 'El Saviorrrr' Christ! 168 KB
108_JUDAS.mp3 You're all a bunch of Judases! 49 KB
108_KICKASSDUDE.mp3 Kick ass dude! 7 KB
108_KICKHISASS.mp3 We're all with you Jesus, we put every dime we have on you beating that Dark Prince. 56 KB
108_KILLEDKENNY.mp3 Ned, look, there's a rare Duckbilled Platypuss.  It's coming right for us! 66 KB
108_LAYAWAY.mp3 Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your Mom can put it on layway and make payments... 37 KB
108_MAYEAT.mp3 Oh, look, a Blue MegaMan!  Thank you, Stan, you may eat pie and cake and ice cream now. 43 KB
108_MEGAMAN.mp3 Green MegaMan goes with Red MegaMan and Yellow MegaMan to make the UltraMega-MegaMan! 35 KB
108_MELLOW.mp3 Whoa dude, you need to mellow out! 7 KB
108_METOO.mp3 I want to change my bet to Satan! 12 KB
108_MYBIRTHDAY.mp3 Thaaat's right, cuz its Myyy Birthday, My Bi-bi-bi-Birthday! 20 KB
108_NANCY.mp3 What would Nancy Kerrigan do? Huh?  Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't give up! 123 KB
108_NOINVITATION.mp3 Oh, Eric!  I didn't get an invitation. 11 KB
108_NOMOREPIE.mp3 No.... more.... pie.... uhhhh. 44 KB
108_PARTYOVER.mp3 You dirty cheap ass piece of crap!  I hate you, I want you to die! Die!  That's it, party is over! 104 KB
108_PAYPERVIEW.mp3 The Pay Per View commercial for the big fight. 57 KB
108_PIPINVITE.mp3 I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and shoved it right up my ass! 88 KB
108_POOFYPIE.mp3 Hey!  I had a Poofy Pie in that desk! 11 KB
108_POOPONSTICK.mp3 Holy poop on a stick! 46 KB
108_PRESSCONFERENCE.mp3 The complete press conference, with Don King. 115 KB
108_PROTECTYOU.mp3 Come over here if you're scared Women, I will protect you! 20 KB
108_PSYCHE.mp3 Psyche!  I wasn't gonna give you an invitation, heh heh heh heh! 40 KB
108_PUNYSON.mp3 Puny son of Jehovah!  Prepare to enter the House of Pain! 29 KB
108_QUACK.mp3 Quack - Quack! 5 KB
108_RAWEGGS.mp3 Here Jesus, drink these raw eggs. 13 KB
108_REALDOG.mp3 Kenny said he saw your mom drop you off this morning, and she's a real dog! 52 KB
108_RIGHTO.mp3 My name is Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me. 27 KB
108_ROYALTY.mp3 Wow, we have royalty in our class! 41 KB
108_RUMBLE.mp3 Ladies and gentlemen... Let's get ready to rummmmble! 48 KB
108_SATURDAY.mp3 Who the hell decided the fight had to be on Saturday, huh? This whole thing is a plot against me, isn't it? 91 KB
108_SCREWED.mp3 Boy, did we get screwed! 9 KB
108_SECURITY.mp3 Just when he was being accepted, he has to leave and start over. 69 KB
108_SHOVED.mp3 Oh, I remember, I shoved it up my ass! 14 KB
108_SINATRA.mp3 Now, children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass. 17 KB
108_SMASHTHYFACE.mp3 Son of God, I will smash thy face into small little bits! 30 KB
108_SONOFGOD.mp3 Sure dude, you're the Son of God! 30 KB
108_SORRYPIP.mp3 Sorry Pip, old chap! 7 KB
108_SPECIALDAY.mp3 ... No, my birthday isn't until Saturday! 18 KB
108_SPIT.mp3 Oh yeah?  I bet I can spit in his hair. 34 KB
108_SPLENDID.mp3 Oh, what a splendid party! 21 KB
108_STARTREK.mp3 No, I saw it on Star Trek. 32 KB
108_STENCH.mp3 Ahh! Son of Stench! Cursed ruler of the weak! 53 KB
108_STEVIE.mp3 Who cut your hair?   Stevie Wonder? 11 KB
108_TAP.mp3 Satan must be defeted Chef, please help me to train! 56 KB
108_THATGUY.mp3 Look!  It's that guy from the Public Access show! 13 KB
108_THELIGHT.mp3 Praise the Lord, thank you sweet Jesus for showing us the light!  See ya later! 87 KB
108_TIMEOUT.mp3 Damien, do you need to sit in Time Out for a few minutes? 65 KB
108_TOTHEBOOKY.mp3 C'mon Ned!  We've got to get our asses to the Booky! 12 KB
108_UNHOLYBUTTHOLE.mp3 Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now.  Hey, thanks alot for burning everything down, you little bitch! 24 KB
108_UPYOURS.mp3 Up yours Cartman, I'll get you whatever the hell I want! 11 KB
108_WEIGHIN.mp3 The pre-fight Weigh In, in its entirety. 81 KB
108_WHATTHEHELL.mp3 What the hell's going on here? 64 KB
108_WRATH.mp3 My wrath will continue until I speak with Jesus! 99 KB
108_WUSS.mp3 C'mon you little wuss, fight!  Throw a punch! 65 KB
108_YELLOW.mp3 That's because Yellow MegaMan is the cheapest one, and I know how poor your family is. 33 KB
 
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