| Name |
Description |
Size |
| 108_1STSOUTHPARK.mp3 |
Let
the new
prince be decided on Saturday... |
39 KB |
| 108_ALABAMA.mp3 |
Oh,
that's
exciting, my mother was from Alabama. |
26 KB |
| 108_ANTS.mp3 |
Take
your
stupid Ants in the Pants with you! |
11 KB |
| 108_ASHAMED.mp3 |
You
should be
ashamed of yourselves, betting against your Lord and Savior. |
47 KB |
| 108_AUTOGRAPHS.mp3 |
Hi
kids, I
only do autographs after the show! |
15 KB |
| 108_BASTARDS.mp3 |
8
minutes
until recess is over, you little bastards! |
25 KB |
| 108_BEEF.mp3 |
Now
that is a
man who has eaten alot of beef! |
15 KB |
| 108_BLEEP.mp3 |
Shoved
it
right up my ass! |
9 KB |
| 108_CHEFSONG.mp3 |
With
my love
deep inside you, where no man has ever been... |
136 KB |
| 108_CHILI.mp3 |
That's
my
favorite kinda chili! |
29 KB |
| 108_COUNSEL.mp3 |
Being
the new
kid can be tough, but I'm your friend - okay? |
156 KB |
| 108_CRACKER.mp3 |
That
is one
fudged up little cracker! |
17 KB |
| 108_CRUCIALTIME.mp3 |
This
fight has
been ordained since the beginning! |
37 KB |
| 108_DAMIENGIFT.mp3 |
Damien
gives
his gift to Cartman... |
56 KB |
| 108_DAMIENINTRO.mp3 |
Say,
"Hi!" to
Damien! |
37 KB |
| 108_DARKPRINCE.mp3 |
Thou
must
taketh me to the seedling of Satan, so thine eyes can confirm the
wretched truth. |
59 KB |
| 108_DING.mp3 |
...but
now I
think they like him because he picks on me. |
27 KB |
| 108_DUCKBILLED.mp3 |
Turn
him back
you butthole! He has to buy me the Yellow MegaMan! |
36 KB |
| 108_EHHH.mp3 |
Ehhhh! |
5 KB |
| 108_EMOTIONALPROBS.mp3 |
Wow,
that kid
has some real emotional problems! |
17 KB |
| 108_FARTBOY.mp3 |
Yeah,
we're
gonna call you FartBoy from now on! |
54 KB |
| 108_FARTONYOU.mp3 |
Oh,
excuse me
new kid, I didn't mean to fart on you, I didn't have a choice. |
26 KB |
| 108_FEELMYWRATH.mp3 |
I
don't need
acceptance, I'm the son of Satan! |
76 KB |
| 108_FIGHTDAMNIT.mp3 |
Fight
Damnit! |
28 KB |
| 108_FIGHTINTRO.mp3 |
Michael
Buffer
makes the pre-fight introductions... |
115 KB |
| 108_FINALBATTLE.mp3 |
Let
the final
battle between good and evil be fought - right here in South Park! |
67 KB |
| 108_FOOLS.mp3 |
...I
will take
all of your hard earned money and return to hell a much richer Prince
of Darkness. |
106 KB |
| 108_FORESOOK.mp3 |
My
father
foresaked me. The town foresaked me. I'm completely
foresook. |
38 KB |
| 108_FORGIVEUS.mp3 |
Jesus,
we're
sorry, could you ever forgive us? |
37 KB |
| 108_FORSAKEN.mp3 |
I
have been
forsaken! It seems several bets were changed to Satan this
morning! |
42 KB |
| 108_GETTHEHELLOUT.mp3 |
Get
the hell
out I said. The party's over. Get out goddamnit! |
19 KB |
| 108_GIFTLIST.mp3 |
I'm
changing
your present to a Yellow MegaMan, since Kenny's been changed into a
duckbilled platypuss. |
97 KB |
| 108_GOODDAY.mp3 |
Good
day, how
are you, Damien? |
31 KB |
| 108_GOTTOFIGHT.mp3 |
Dude,
Jesus is
getting his butt kicked. You've got to fight, Jesus! |
43 KB |
| 108_GREATMAN.mp3 |
Ya
know,
somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man!" |
40 KB |
| 108_HEAVY.mp3 |
Wow,
that's
pretty heavy. |
9 KB |
| 108_HELLOCHILDREN.mp3 |
Bad?
Why bad? |
32 KB |
| 108_HESJEWISH.mp3 |
Don't
mind
him, Jesus. He's jewish. |
36 KB |
| 108_HORRORS.mp3 |
I
have such
delightful horrors to unleash upon thee! |
28 KB |
| 108_HUGEEVENT.mp3 |
Sometimes
I
like to sneak up to the fence, and close my eyes, and pretend I'm there. |
44 KB |
| 108_HUGESATAN.mp3 |
Holy
crap,
dude! Satan is huge! |
14 KB |
| 108_INFIDELS.mp3 |
Infidels!
I will turn you all into beasts of burden! |
14 KB |
| 108_INTROUBLE.mp3 |
You
got in
trouble... you got in trouble! |
16 KB |
| 108_JERK.mp3 |
That
guy is a
jerk! |
32 KB |
| 108_JESUSWINS.mp3 |
The
winner by
knockout, and still undisputed ruler of your Spiritual Kingdom...
Je-sus 'El Saviorrrr' Christ! |
168 KB |
| 108_JUDAS.mp3 |
You're
all a
bunch of Judases! |
49 KB |
| 108_KICKASSDUDE.mp3 |
Kick
ass dude! |
7 KB |
| 108_KICKHISASS.mp3 |
We're
all with
you Jesus, we put every dime we have on you beating that Dark Prince. |
56 KB |
| 108_KILLEDKENNY.mp3 |
Ned,
look,
there's a rare Duckbilled Platypuss. It's coming right for us! |
66 KB |
| 108_LAYAWAY.mp3 |
Yellow
MegaMan
is only $8.95, so maybe your Mom can put it on layway and make
payments... |
37 KB |
| 108_MAYEAT.mp3 |
Oh,
look, a
Blue MegaMan! Thank you, Stan, you may eat pie and cake and
ice cream now. |
43 KB |
| 108_MEGAMAN.mp3 |
Green
MegaMan
goes with Red MegaMan and Yellow MegaMan to make the UltraMega-MegaMan! |
35 KB |
| 108_MELLOW.mp3 |
Whoa
dude, you
need to mellow out! |
7 KB |
| 108_METOO.mp3 |
I
want to
change my bet to Satan! |
12 KB |
| 108_MYBIRTHDAY.mp3 |
Thaaat's
right, cuz its Myyy Birthday, My Bi-bi-bi-Birthday! |
20 KB |
| 108_NANCY.mp3 |
What
would
Nancy Kerrigan do? Huh? Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't give up! |
123 KB |
| 108_NOINVITATION.mp3 |
Oh,
Eric! I didn't get an invitation. |
11 KB |
| 108_NOMOREPIE.mp3 |
No....
more.... pie.... uhhhh. |
44 KB |
| 108_PARTYOVER.mp3 |
You
dirty
cheap ass piece of crap! I hate you, I want you to die!
Die! That's it, party is over! |
104 KB |
| 108_PAYPERVIEW.mp3 |
The
Pay Per
View commercial for the big fight. |
57 KB |
| 108_PIPINVITE.mp3 |
I
wrote it
out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and shoved it right up my ass! |
88 KB |
| 108_POOFYPIE.mp3 |
Hey!
I had a Poofy Pie in that desk! |
11 KB |
| 108_POOPONSTICK.mp3 |
Holy
poop on a
stick! |
46 KB |
| 108_PRESSCONFERENCE.mp3 |
The
complete
press conference, with Don King. |
115 KB |
| 108_PROTECTYOU.mp3 |
Come
over here
if you're scared Women, I will protect you! |
20 KB |
| 108_PSYCHE.mp3 |
Psyche!
I wasn't gonna give you an invitation, heh heh heh heh! |
40 KB |
| 108_PUNYSON.mp3 |
Puny
son of
Jehovah! Prepare to enter the House of Pain! |
29 KB |
| 108_QUACK.mp3 |
Quack
- Quack! |
5 KB |
| 108_RAWEGGS.mp3 |
Here
Jesus,
drink these raw eggs. |
13 KB |
| 108_REALDOG.mp3 |
Kenny
said he
saw your mom drop you off this morning, and she's a real dog! |
52 KB |
| 108_RIGHTO.mp3 |
My
name is
Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me. |
27 KB |
| 108_ROYALTY.mp3 |
Wow,
we have
royalty in our class! |
41 KB |
| 108_RUMBLE.mp3 |
Ladies
and
gentlemen... Let's get ready to rummmmble! |
48 KB |
| 108_SATURDAY.mp3 |
Who
the hell
decided the fight had to be on Saturday, huh? This whole thing is a
plot against me, isn't it? |
91 KB |
| 108_SCREWED.mp3 |
Boy,
did we
get screwed! |
9 KB |
| 108_SECURITY.mp3 |
Just
when he
was being accepted, he has to leave and start over. |
69 KB |
| 108_SHOVED.mp3 |
Oh,
I
remember, I shoved it up my ass! |
14 KB |
| 108_SINATRA.mp3 |
Now,
children,
Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass. |
17 KB |
| 108_SMASHTHYFACE.mp3 |
Son
of God, I
will smash thy face into small little bits! |
30 KB |
| 108_SONOFGOD.mp3 |
Sure
dude,
you're the Son of God! |
30 KB |
| 108_SORRYPIP.mp3 |
Sorry
Pip, old
chap! |
7 KB |
| 108_SPECIALDAY.mp3 |
...
No, my
birthday isn't until Saturday! |
18 KB |
| 108_SPIT.mp3 |
Oh
yeah? I bet I can spit in his hair. |
34 KB |
| 108_SPLENDID.mp3 |
Oh,
what a
splendid party! |
21 KB |
| 108_STARTREK.mp3 |
No,
I saw it
on Star Trek. |
32 KB |
| 108_STENCH.mp3 |
Ahh!
Son of
Stench! Cursed ruler of the weak! |
53 KB |
| 108_STEVIE.mp3 |
Who
cut your
hair? Stevie Wonder? |
11 KB |
| 108_TAP.mp3 |
Satan
must be
defeted Chef, please help me to train! |
56 KB |
| 108_THATGUY.mp3 |
Look!
It's that guy from the Public Access show! |
13 KB |
| 108_THELIGHT.mp3 |
Praise
the
Lord, thank you sweet Jesus for showing us the light! See ya
later! |
87 KB |
| 108_TIMEOUT.mp3 |
Damien,
do you
need to sit in Time Out for a few minutes? |
65 KB |
| 108_TOTHEBOOKY.mp3 |
C'mon
Ned! We've got to get our asses to the Booky! |
12 KB |
| 108_UNHOLYBUTTHOLE.mp3 |
Oh,
here comes
the unholy butthole now. Hey, thanks alot for burning
everything down, you little bitch! |
24 KB |
| 108_UPYOURS.mp3 |
Up
yours
Cartman, I'll get you whatever the hell I want! |
11 KB |
| 108_WEIGHIN.mp3 |
The
pre-fight
Weigh In, in its entirety. |
81 KB |
| 108_WHATTHEHELL.mp3 |
What
the
hell's going on here? |
64 KB |
| 108_WRATH.mp3 |
My
wrath will
continue until I speak with Jesus! |
99 KB |
| 108_WUSS.mp3 |
C'mon
you
little wuss, fight! Throw a punch! |
65 KB |
| 108_YELLOW.mp3 |
That's
because
Yellow MegaMan is the cheapest one, and I know how poor your family is. |
33 KB |