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Oh, what a nice alarm clock.
Thank you Stan.
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22 KB
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I've been licking this carpet
for 3 hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian
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103 KB
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Wendy shows off her ability to
speak Iraqi.
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39 KB
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My mom said I all have to do
is chow on this box...
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25 KB
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She wasn't looking at you,
Buttlord, she was looking at me.
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45 KB
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I'm gonna buy her a vaccum
cleaner, chicks love vaccum cleaners...
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35 KB
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I told her... don't... fuck...
with... Wendy... Testaburger.
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58 KB
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Hahahaha - that is so lame!
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64 KB
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Ahhhahahhah!
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32 KB
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What I'd really like to do is
load her into a rocket...
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19 KB
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Mr. Garrison won't be teaching
for a while, he has to have surgery.
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43 KB
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No, baby, there's no
substitute (no substitute) for you...
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173 KB
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I got Ms. Ellen a chocolate
pie, but I... left it at home.
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26 KB
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Oh stop! That movie
was terrible!
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118 KB
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For crimes against this
country, you are hereby sentenced to be...
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18 KB
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I can't afford a cruise, dude!
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35 KB
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Damn this beautiful face of
mine, damn it to hell!
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76 KB
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Oh, why, its a dead
animal! Thank you Wendy
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30 KB
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When someone gets as old as
you, do they have to wear Depends undergarments?
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19 KB
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...Crazy cracker's always
leaving their laundry detergent all over the place.
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39 KB
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Oh, Wendy, you wore black
leather too... we're like sisters!
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60 KB
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The person who scored the
highest on the test and gets to have dinner on me... is...
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44 KB
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Fine Chef, just let me do my
job before I get fired.
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34 KB
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Wow, Wendy looks just like
that chick from Grease, Elton John.
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30 KB
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Waited through the entire
movie to find out the alien was her god damned father.
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27 KB
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Would anyone mind cleaning my
erasers after class?
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49 KB
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Or is she Erin Gray in the 2nd
season of Buck Rodgers beautiful?
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82 KB
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Down, down! Everybody
down!
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44 KB
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Stan has a bit of
gastrointestinal problems near Wendy...
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46 KB
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Are we making love now?
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11 KB
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No, you're a fatter lesbian
then me.
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15 KB
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Hey, that's the life of a
model, bay-bee.
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28 KB
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No I'm not acting like a FREAK!
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113 KB
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Stan, I'm your teacher, we're
only friends.
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29 KB
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Oh, no, Mr. Garrison's back!
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38 KB
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We just got a call in the
office... your grandmother just died.
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28 KB
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Great party Wendy.
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21 KB
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This woman is a traitor to our
government...
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45 KB
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I didn't want people at school
to know, so I told them I had herpes
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27 KB
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In other words children, she's
not a member of the heterosexual persuasion.
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26 KB
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Wendy needs to raise her voice
to be heard...
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38 KB
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Being hot and sexy is fun for
a while, but it sure does get boring.
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34 KB
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I feel weak... how do I look?
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22 KB
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Oh, hello... I'm Chef!
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27 KB
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You guys are so immature, you
act like eight year olds.
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13 KB
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Wow, I can't believe Ms. Ellen
was a criminal Iraqi fugitive.
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22 KB
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Wow, what incredible irony.
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20 KB
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Oh my god, she killed Kenny!
You bastard!
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33 KB
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Screw you guys, I'm King
Lesbian.
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11 KB
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I'm not kissing ass, you
stupid slut.
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23 KB
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I'm a lady killer, Mr. Hat!
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28 KB
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We were learning about how
Yasmine Bleeth was going with that Richard Greico guy...
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41 KB
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You know what they say about
women with one arm longer then the other.
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53 KB
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... all we have to do is
become lesbians too!
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31 KB
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My mom said, that if you want
to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet.
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20 KB
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*Cough* Loser gift, loser
gift. *Cough*
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23 KB
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Wendy's little love song about
Stan...
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202 KB
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Here is a black and white
photo of Ms. Ellen with our leader.
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23 KB
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Bebe, I need a makeover.
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15 KB
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You have to make love down by
the fire, that's what Chef said...
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99 KB
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Wendy, there's nothing between
me and Stan.
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48 KB
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That mean old substitute isn't
going to stop until she takes everything from me, Bebe.
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26 KB
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Well, did you notice the mole
on the back of her neck with the hair growing out of it?
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37 KB
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Yeah man, someone's got to
pull this monkey out of Wendy's ass.
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13 KB
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Uh-oh, Chef's moving in on Ms.
Ellen.
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17 KB
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Principal Victoria introduces
the new substitute to the kids...
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76 KB
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What's a multiplication table?
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9 KB
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We don't have respect for Mr.
Garrison.
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43 KB
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Wow, that's it! That's
the nose I want.
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45 KB
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Wow, that's a pretty good
nosejob.
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22 KB
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We will take her back to Iraq
immediately.
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15 KB
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Oh... hi, Wendy.
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12 KB
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All you need to know is Ms.
Ellen is a lesbians and that means she only likes other lesbians.
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31 KB
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A plebian!?
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35 KB
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Don't fuck with me! You heard
me! Stay away from my man, bitch...
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132 KB
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Stan loses his lunch...
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5 KB
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My grandma was Dutch Irish,
and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me a quarter lesbian.
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37 KB
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I can't wait for Ms. Ellen to
see what a raging lesbian I am.
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44 KB
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Children, Ms. Ellen doesn't
exactly play for the right team.
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18 KB
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...so terrifyingly hungry that
you are forced to live in the sewers, only emerging at at night...
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63 KB
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Oh, thank you very much
Kenny. This is a very scrumptious looking sausage.
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40 KB
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Mr. Hat! Save
yourself!
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37 KB
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Mmmmph mmm mmm mpphf! You can
say that again!
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20 KB
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I've decided to quit teaching
and do what I've always dreamed of doing...
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64 KB
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Mr. Garrison struts down the
street to his new theme...
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139 KB
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It's time to whip out the
eclipse shoeboxes!
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44 KB
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Ms. Ellen pleads for her life
before being launched into the sun.
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34 KB
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Oh boy, I'm going to need some
more smack.
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27 KB
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Don't let the door hit your
ass on the way out now!
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41 KB
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It's ok Stan... everything's
going to be... okay!
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24 KB
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Dude, you had waffles for
breakfast, huh?
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80 KB
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Did you stick it in...
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33 KB
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I've been thinking Wendy...
this whole outcome is pretty strange.
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23 KB
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Chef's going to make sweet
love to Ms. Ellen.
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16 KB
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Well Ms. Makarakesh, you
certainly tried to put one over on us, boy howdy!
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39 KB
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If they get out of control,
just use this teargas, ok?
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14 KB
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Stan, we're still Valentines,
right?
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19 KB
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Hi guys, what's up?
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29 KB
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Much to Wendy's dismay,
Principal Victoria asks Ms. Ellen to stay.
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23 KB
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Oh, man, I wish I knew how to
spell!
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11 KB
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We've got to learn how to do
this dude. Yep!
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10 KB
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