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Name
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Description
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Size
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Ahhh...
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6 KB
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I've never seen a woman drink
that much. You're amazing Miss
Cartman!
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33 KB
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Naive American, Stan.
And the bear is
very important to my people.
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29 KB
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How is your Beefyroast,
schnookums?
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11 KB
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...but the next morning, I was
preganant with you,
my little blueberry muffin.
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38 KB
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No kitty, this is my corned beef
and cabbage.
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28 KB
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No who put his who-who-dilly in
your cha-cha?
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12 KB
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And sometimes, the man puts his
who-who-dilly in
the woman's cha-cha.
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26 KB
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I want to know where I came
from...
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81 KB
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It was the most beautiful,
charming piece of ass
I'd ever seen in South Park.
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24 KB
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You know what I'm saying,
'G? Check it
out, I'm gonna go chill with my dad.
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30 KB
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Oh my god, I'm a black African
American!
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40 KB
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...they touch and caress each
other, until a part
of the man grows..
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271 KB
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The jaunty little closing music.
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85 KB
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I'm such a cute little kid, I
hope I can get this
go-cart started.
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60 KB
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Eric is obviously suffering from
some kind of
emotional distress, ok?
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26 KB
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God damnit, do I have a dad?
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23 KB
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Women don't get pregnant from
tounge kissing
children.
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13 KB
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I don't have $3,000!
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18 KB
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I don't have $3,000! (different
from above, a bit
sadder.)
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11 KB
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Mr. Hat, you need to admit that
you have a drinking
problem.
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20 KB
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Dude, this is pretty fucked up
right here.
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38 KB
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Oh, fine... how are you guys?
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21 KB
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The answer is coming on an all
new South Park in
only four weeks!
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30 KB
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Boy, what the fudge are you
doing?
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37 KB
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Damn woman, what's gotten into
you?
Garrison? What the hell are you doing?
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59 KB
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Wow, I always knew Cartman's mom
was a slut, but
god damn!
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14 KB
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I wouldn't mind getting a hold
of your cookies,
Miss Cartman!
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58 KB
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You don't count, Halfy, you
don't have any legs.
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23 KB
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Hi, we were wondering why
fatass, I mean Cartman,
hasn't been showing up for school.
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26 KB
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Garrison? That's
impossible, he's gay!
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36 KB
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I'm your son, Eric.
My mom said you put
your who-who-dilly in her cha-cha...
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30 KB
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Heh, heh, huh, yeah,
right. Like I'm some
hippie indian.
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22 KB
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Now c'mon, honestly... who here
hasn't had sex with
Mrs. Cartman?
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19 KB
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Oh, Stanly, we just heard the
news that your little
friend Kenny was killed by a train this morning.
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64 KB
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Ha, ha, I'm plastered!
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10 KB
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Yeah... it sucks.
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18 KB
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I mean, I did know who he was,
well, we had some
great times together, hunting and fishing...
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36 KB
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Now, that's what I call a
joyride!
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16 KB
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The white man has marred my
people long enough. You
keep your god damned mouth shut.
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26 KB
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Now, can I borrow your bike, or
do I have to kick
you in the nuts and steal it?
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23 KB
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Kenny's go-cart/death
sequence...
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109 KB
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Kill.... you.... guys.... Kill
you guys!
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23 KB
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Is that legal?
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15 KB
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Oh chief, I want your hot
manchowder.
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38 KB
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Haven't you ever heard of a
menage au three?
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48 KB
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Mephesto's music.
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14 KB
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Wow, to think all this time, I'm
am a naive
American.
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28 KB
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Oh, well there's a newsflash!
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25 KB
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No... no, god no!
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22 KB
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Oh... nothing, its just...
nothing.
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21 KB
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Do you know my friend has, like
a Dad. And my friend Kyle has
a Dad, and my friend Kenny has a Dad...
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55 KB
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That isn't a very romantic story
Mom!
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11 KB
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I said, we're not getting on you
fat, ugly bitch!
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57 KB
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Bob Saget tells a few of his
side-splitters...
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89 KB
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I... am... going... to...
fucking... kill you
guys... seriously!
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25 KB
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I... am... so... pissed
off...right... now!
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25 KB
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...kicking it with some G's on
the west siiide.
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41 KB
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Mephesto runs down the list of
suspects.
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52 KB
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Maybe I can work in a sweatshop
for a while...
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30 KB
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Would you like some tea Polly
Prissy Pants?
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107 KB
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You are the coolest guy in the
world, this is
tremendous tea.
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58 KB
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Oh thank you, Eric, you are a
perfect
gentlemen. And you are smart and cool.
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68 KB
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I think you are a big fat piece
of
crap. HEY!
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56 KB
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I think you are one of the
coolest people in the
world, and you are not fat at all!
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54 KB
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Thank you Polly Prissy Pants,
you are my best
friend.
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40 KB
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You will? Wow, you
guys are the
best! Thanks you guys!
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22 KB
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Who is Eric Cartman's father...
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120 KB
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There you are, like a throbbing
star...
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56 KB
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Not Without My Anus... based on
a true story!
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122 KB
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Would you care to put your
tongue in my mouth?
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50 KB
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Some of the cool music between
scenes...
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16 KB
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Some of the cool music between
scenes...
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18 KB
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Oh my god, they videotaped
killing Kenny, you
bastard!
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24 KB
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I'm going to buy a walkman with
my half!
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8 KB
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What sucks is that now we have
to watch that Bob
Saget guy to find out if we actually won!
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15 KB
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I admit it, I might have made
love to your mother
at the drunken barn dance, but who here didn't?
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27 KB
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Wait... wait! Who is
that?
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30 KB
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...Bear with wide canyon... she
is doe who cannot
keep legs togther... You mom's a slut.
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53 KB
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I wonder what's wrong?
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20 KB
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Yo Pops!
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22 KB
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