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Sounds from "The Return of Chef!" PDF Print E-mail
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I'm afraid we're going to have to... ask you to leave.
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...then it's off to the mighty Himalayas, where we will climb K-2, and molest several Tibetan children on the east summit.
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Hey eveybody! Chef's back!
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Daaance??? Anybody wanna daaance???
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...And for desert, how would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?
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Have you all been sodomizing your children too?
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That's right! Thank you. Good-bye- Everybody.
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Pity. He would have made an excellent child molester.
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The reason Chef has been saying those terrible things about us is because he's been brainwashed! By this- fruity little club!
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Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas!
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...Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
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Great shot, William! Hit him with another.
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Have a great time with the Super Adventure Club!
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No! Our club has a message! And a secret that explains the mysteries of life!
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I thought that club was for hiking and kayaking... No, that's the Adventure Club. The Super Adventure Club has sex with children.
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I'm sorry children.
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You bet! Good-bye. Children!
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Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? Jewbs.
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Oh my God... They killed Chef. You bastards. YOU BASTARDS!
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But we can't let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile.
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And in the end, I know that somewhere out there... there's the good part of Chef... that's still alive in us all.
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Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?
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My Uncle Bud did that to me once!
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Yesss. Looks like our fruity little club is safe after all.
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And now, Part Two of "Life Without Chef"
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Then that's it. We'd better get your friend to the Peppermint Hippo right away.
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You petulant fools! You just had to push it, didn't you? You don't realize who you're dealing with here. Security!
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Previously on South Park...
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Do you think we go around the world molesting children just because it feels really really really really good?!
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And sex with Eskimo children requires some special skills...
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Part two of the rescue sequence
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Reverse to you, Jew.
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Chef? What kind of questions do you think adventuring around the world is gonna answer?
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Kenny, how would you like to sodomize my black ass
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I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle.
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We travel the world and have sex with children!
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You'll be let out by security and it will be super-embarrassing and everyone here will see!
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Thank you. Jimbo.
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Ohhh, so have you decided you can still belong to the Super Adventure Club but live here in South Park again?
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They say the last thing you do before you die is crap your... Oh never mind.
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Tally ho, lads! I must say you're starting to become quite a thorn in my balls.
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I think... I think he wants to have sex with me.
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I'm goinna make love to you woman, 'gonna lay you down by the fiire!
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What's a pedophile?
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Ahh, hi. Our friend joined your club a while back, and now he wants to molest kids.
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