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I hate you more then ever
Terrance And Phillip, I absolutely abhor you both. |
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Say Terrance, I was just aboot to
make Kroff dinner, would you like some? |
32 KB |
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The Iraqui National Anthem |
24 KB |
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Hey, Scott, do you like apples? <FART> How
do you like that apple? |
35 KB |
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You will bow down to me as your
leader. You will obey my laws or you will be killed. |
42 KB |
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Only our deaths can bring Canada
life... <FART> Baaahahahah! |
58 KB |
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Please my daughter home safe
Terrance. <FART> Hahahah! |
22 KB |
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Its been a long day and only
Kroff dinner can calm my nerves. |
33 KB |
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I hate you, and I wish you both
had cancer! |
40 KB |
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That monster is sitting right
over there... and his name... is Terrance! |
76 KB |
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They're using chemical warfare! How
could they? |
150 KB |
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<FART> Oh
Phillip, you farted during the closing argument! |
46 KB |
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The music from the closing
credits. |
137 KB |
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People seem to really like it, I
even have a date this Friday. |
27 KB |
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You are such a dick Scott...
you're a dick... you're a dick... you're a dick... |
46 KB |
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What is it Terrance, did you fart? |
13 KB |
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I'm doing Celine Dion, what's it
look like? |
24 KB |
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Terrance, you may be a famous
surgeon, but you're not a god! |
24 KB |
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Yes, Phillip, I'm making a case
for our defense. |
26 KB |
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I'm going to have a freak baby! |
39 KB |
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You know what they say, "A friend
in need is a friend with Kroff dinner." |
14 KB |
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Oh Phillip, you saved me from the
gas chamber! |
62 KB |
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Doctor O'Dwyer, time to have your
head smashed in with my new hammer. |
33 KB |
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You told me your name is handsome
Bob! |
51 KB |
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Cancer? Yes, in the
head! |
29 KB |
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Hello Celine Dion! |
21 KB |
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But we're not gay Phillip. We're
not?! |
33 KB |
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All I need is for Celine Dion to
sing our Iranian National Anthem at the game... |
40 KB |
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I changed my mind, pray that I
don't change it further. |
33 KB |
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I'm going to see to it that you
both pay for what you have done, and do you know why? |
30 KB |
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What to see what's on the inside
of me? <FART> Haaahaha! |
44 KB |
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Oh Ugly Bob, I'm so
confused. I love your personality, but you are so wretchedly
ugly. |
45 KB |
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Hey, don't worry about that. Take a load off. Don't think about it. Look
over here. |
20 KB |
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Is this Canada? It
seems to have changed! This is madness! |
31 KB |
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...because it feels as though my
colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys. |
44 KB |
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Oh, no you don't, she's my bitch. |
58 KB |
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Dear God no Terrance, why Sally. God why? Say
Terrance, who's Sally? |
25 KB |
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Huh, oh, that? Don't
worry, you just need a rest. |
14 KB |
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I'm here to announce once and for
all that Canada will be now known as New Baghdad. |
41 KB |
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...he said, "Hey, relax
fellow. You need a rest, guy." |
52 KB |
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Now get ready for Canada's
hottest action stars Terrance and Phillip in the HBC movie of the
week... |
52 KB |
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The defense is trying to make a
mockery of this court. They think that farts are funny, but
they're not. |
27 KB |
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The Canadian National Anthem |
244 KB |
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The Canadian National Anthem |
231 KB |
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If they can't see how horribly
disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you. |
64 KB |
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That smelly Saadam Hussein, he
uses germ and chemical warfare, does he not? |
77 KB |
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Hello Barky, hello Purry. |
17 KB |
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Phillip says, "Hello!" Scott. |
30 KB |
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That fart sounded like a ringing
phone, Terrance. |
38 KB |
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Now that I have my bastard
daughter back, I feel like going to Celine Dion's house and asking her
to marry me. |
39 KB |
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Hey relax guy, I'm going to keep
my side of the bargain! |
101 KB |
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I'm here Sally, its your father
Terrance. I'm here to save you from your smelly Iranian
captives. |
42 KB |
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There's a Canadian football game
tomorrow, the Ottawa Roughriders against the Vancouver Roughriders. |
17 KB |
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You mean Saddam Smelly, we saw
him on the telly. |
35 KB |
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I'm sorry Scott, can you hold on
a moment... <FART> Hahahaha. How did you like
that Scott? |
87 KB |
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While we're waiting, why don't we
search for treasure? |
64 KB |
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Shiver me timbers, Phillip! |
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Sign here, and here, and here,
and here, and here. |
26 KB |
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They think fart jokes are a
sophisticated form of comedy, but they're not! |
27 KB |
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I see from your accent that
you're a southern Canadian. |
15 KB |
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Look at those silly Americans
heads, they look like groundhogs. |
31 KB |
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We can get a sattelite feed from
the US and watch all of their stupid TV shows. |
39 KB |
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So in summation find Terrance
innocent... or else he'll kill you! Ahahah! |
47 KB |
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Hello to my Canadian
friends. Everybody relax, take a rest, put your feet up. |
22 KB |
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Hey, relax guy! I'm
just your average Joe. Take a rest. |
35 KB |
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The Roughriders vs. Roughriders
game. |
75 KB |
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We don't speak the laungage, we
are unwelcome strangers and we have no idea where to begin. |
50 KB |
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After that, we'll take over the
US, then Europe, then China, then Newfoundland, then the world, ahahaha! |
37 KB |
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Music between the scene
transitions. |
11 KB |
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Music between the scene
transitions. |
15 KB |
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Music between the scene
transitions. |
14 KB |
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Music between the scene
transitions. |
20 KB |
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Heyyy! Relax guys!
Trust me. |
12 KB |
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Well, we can't sit down and eat
Kroff dinner and let Canada be overrun by the Turks. |
46 KB |
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Your face looks like somebody
tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver. |
60 KB |
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I'm Bob, but my friends call me
ugly Bob because I have the features of a deformed burn victim. |
38 KB |
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We have found Terrance in the
involved entitled action of murder against Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer <FART> |
39 KB |
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I agree wholefartedly, haha! |
28 KB |
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Who? Where? |
7 KB |
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Taking over Canada?
Me? You need a rest fellow! I'm not hiding any
bombs. |
97 KB |
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C'mon get a move on, I'm not
getting any younger up here. |
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