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Description |
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Yes Ms. Cartman, if you don't
feel fit to raise a child, an abortion may be... |
18 KB |
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Hey! What the hell is going on?
It's a power outage! |
29 KB |
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Now wait a minute, we've all had
a big breakfast... |
32 KB |
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Dude, you're a big fat ass AND
your mom's a hermaphrodite |
14 KB |
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Yes, I can hear the needle
scraping the bone inside... |
51 KB |
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Who the hell made Jimbo boss? |
33 KB |
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It's only been 4 hours, aren't
you resorting to cannabilism a little quickly? |
44 KB |
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I can't wait anymore! What am I
supposed to do? Hey Cartman: I'm sailing.... |
66 KB |
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What part should we cast first?
Who will the director cast first? Will it be... |
34 KB |
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We're
desperate for stories, and this one is so compelling! |
18 KB |
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Let's pretend for one second that
we have competent law enforcement... |
50 KB |
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Do you know the actual time of
conception? About 8 years ago. |
20 KB |
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Don't you see Governor, I should
have to right to an abortion if I want one |
36 KB |
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Well give the storm another hour,
after that we may have to eat again |
29 KB |
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I'm bringing home some Eric
Roberts in a doggie bag |
17 KB |
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Our only option may be to eat
each other to stay alive |
47 KB |
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There's only one answer: eat Eric
Roberts! |
119 KB |
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Whoa dude! She doesn't have any
arms! |
20 KB |
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America's Most Wanted is not
about violence, it's about family |
22 KB |
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Ms Cartman's DNA match can only
mean that she is Eric's father |
55 KB |
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The father is Mrs. Cartman! |
38 KB |
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Ms Cartman, 8 years old is a
little late to be considering abortion |
33 KB |
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Doctor, I can't focus... |
31 KB |
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Who framed Roger Rabbit? |
56 KB |
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He risked his life so we could
live and now he's a freezypop |
55 KB |
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This story has everything:
people, furniture, talking! |
22 KB |
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Whoa this is a good movie! |
99 KB |
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Nurse please! I need another pair
of hands in here! Oh, sorry. |
24 KB |
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Team B. we've another path to the
generator... |
110 KB |
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Yes, you see, Mrs. Cartman is a
hermaphrodite. |
41 KB |
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Oh, Hey Kenny. |
11 KB |
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Eric Roberts is improv'ing lines
again.. |
85 KB |
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Dude! You barfed into the
incision! Sweet! |
49 KB |
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Bang! Oh jiminy, I've been shot! |
29 KB |
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I'll have to
admit Eric Roberts is much juicier then I expected |
15 KB |
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You've gotta be kidding me! |
9 KB |
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Oh my God, they killed Mephesto!
You bastards! |
15 KB |
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Who will they kill next? |
51 KB |
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Well I think you need to keep
your laws off of my body |
18 KB |
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Who is screwing with the lights? |
45 KB |
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All these people are completely
fucked. Metaphorically speaking, that is. |
29 KB |
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Who didn't see that coming a mile
away, huh? |
47 KB |
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Man, this feels like the longest
minute of my life! |
37 KB |
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Who is Eric Cartman's mother? |
49 KB |
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There's no going back
now....we're cannibals...god save us. |
34 KB |
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No, not exactly, but she did have
a penis. |
66 KB |
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Perfect! You got it! Let's move
on to the Chefs. |
33 KB |
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We prefer to abort babies a
little bit earlier on |
24 KB |
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Who built the pyramids? |
42 KB |
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Do you know anything about
surgery? I used to watch Quincy. |
23 KB |
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Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You
bastards! |
159 KB |
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We can't even leave our homes for
fear of our childrens safety. |
26 KB |
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I'm sailing away...No! Dont! |
167 KB |
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You can say that again Mr.
Garrison. Next! |
37 KB |
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I thought it may be a little
shocking to you. Gee whiz, you think so mom? |
31 KB |
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What a minute, where the hell is
the short one? |
46 KB |
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Doctor, we've
got a shot cracker outside! |
22 KB |
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An air of sobriety filled the
laboratory as the men gathered to find out... |
45 KB |
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We're trapped! Like sailors on a
submarine. |
16 KB |
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Hey I thought of something! No,
wait, that's subtraction. |
20 KB |
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Boys, you have to help with
suction aned bandages. Are you ready? No! |
30 KB |
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Team B, ah that would
be you Kenny.... |
155 KB |
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Well Ok Ms. Cartman, I'll
legalize 40th trimester abortions for you |
52 KB |
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I will reveal who Eric Cartman's
father is, but first I'd like to thank Kenny... |
43 KB |
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Well, that's that. Thank you all
for playing. |
11 KB |
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Say did anyone see that TNP
special? Dammit! Tell me who my father is!!! |
35 KB |
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Don't let him bleed on my
Merideth Baxter-Birney towel! |
49 KB |
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We must split up into two teams. |
42 KB |
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I can't stand to leave things
unfinished. It's like when you hear the first part... |
49 KB |
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Wake up you son of a bitch! |
18 KB |
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Tonight on America's Most Wanted
a shooter is loose in Colorado |
35 KB |
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tonight, terror has invaded the
small town of South Park Colorado.. |
59 KB |
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Talk about washed up, huh? Great
to have you Eric! |
36 KB |
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We're free! Yes, but at what cost
Mr. Garrison, what cost. |
113 KB |
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Oh, I'm sure it was my brother
again, he tries to shoot me every month. |
46 KB |
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Who shot Mephesto? |
56 KB |
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Yeah, stop being a wuss. |
23 KB |
