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Description |
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I clocked you at 40 miles per
hour back there... |
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The long version of the above
clip. |
227 KB |
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All units, all units, we have
a 520 on the suspect... |
40 KB |
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All units, all
units! 512 at 635 Ave De Los Mexicanos, request assistance. |
61 KB |
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This just in! South
Park has plunged into total anarchy. |
72 KB |
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I give you this hardback copy
of 'Atlas Shrugged' by Ann Rand. |
17 KB |
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It's back to school with
Officer Barbrady! |
15 KB |
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Sure, there's just one
problem... we're a bank. |
43 KB |
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Swingset, swingset, up and
down I go... |
56 KB |
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Officer Barbrady, in school we
go to the bathroom before and after class. |
28 KB |
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Hey, there's alot of big words
in these books. |
47 KB |
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... a bunch of hippies walk
around and paint stuff, they eat lunch... |
58 KB |
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Ohh, camelpoo! |
9 KB |
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Cartman's 'on the beat' music. |
74 KB |
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Sorry I had sex with the
chicken. I won't do it again, byebye. |
27 KB |
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This time he made love to
Carla Weather's prize chicken. She's catatonic. |
26 KB |
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Mayor, please. When
we're around children we prefer to call him the chickenlover. |
42 KB |
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The seventiesish closing theme
for this episode. |
129 KB |
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Gimme that! That's a
clue, and you'll get your stinking DNA all over it. |
29 KB |
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Poor people tend to live in
clusters. |
21 KB |
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C'mon
dumbass! You can do it! |
8 KB |
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Conjugate the verb. Yes, conjugate
the verb! |
46 KB |
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Say, what are nice chickens
like you doing in a coop like this? |
53 KB |
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I think I'll get in the
bathtub and then curl up with a good book. |
45 KB |
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God damnit! |
15 KB |
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Under Article 39, Section 2 of
police code, I'm allowed to deputize citizens... |
29 KB |
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My god, that's
disgusting! (Cluck cluck cluck) |
14 KB |
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...calm everybody
down. Respect my authority! |
120 KB |
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You gotta get them in the
head, they go down quicker. |
78 KB |
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Just dramatic effect, sorry. |
25 KB |
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Bzzzz, wrong! Try
again, dumbass! |
38 KB |
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Keep your eyes peeled
boys. Somebody's gonna make love to this chicken... |
39 KB |
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Goddamnit, can't this thing go
any faster. |
24 KB |
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If you do not comply, I'll be
forced to execute each and every one of you by a gunshot to the head. |
55 KB |
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Oh, just give us the damned
book, fruitcake! |
47 KB |
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Go ahead and pick any books
you like, then give in... give in to the magic! |
20 KB |
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Oh my god, they killed... god
damnit. |
18 KB |
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...I found it a compelling yet
disturbing look at the canine psyche. If I may read a
passage... |
42 KB |
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What's the matter Eric, are
you not prepared again? |
46 KB |
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That was a very good book
report indeed. I'll give you an A. |
32 KB |
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Grab him! |
37 KB |
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You couldn't screw anything
Halfie, you don't have any legs. |
44 KB |
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It's a hard job, but then
again, I'm a hard man. |
33 KB |
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...to honor Officer Barbrady,
and his heroic work on the Chicken Fucker case. |
38 KB |
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Wow! I guess reading
really does suck ass. |
21 KB |
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Whoa dude! How do
you have sex with a chicken? |
11 KB |
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It says, "Mmmmm... er,
mmmmm..." What's this word? |
33 KB |
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I know that
smartypants. What do you think I am, some kinda idiot? |
26 KB |
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You push and you push and now
you know my terrible secret! I'm illegitamate! |
49 KB |
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Whoopee! This is
killer! |
10 KB |
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Boring. Boring.
Gay. Boring... |
17 KB |
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Oh, god damn, reading is lame! |
12 KB |
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By the mayor's order, Officer
Barbrady is on temporary leave of absence to learn to read. |
26 KB |
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For my book report, I read The
Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. It was very very good. |
41 KB |
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Maybe this will teach you to
listen to authority! |
18 KB |
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The Booktastic Bus driver
tells the boys about the 'magic of reading'. |
72 KB |
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All units. All
units! Report to 254 Avenue de los Mexicanos. Possible hostile
situation. |
21 KB |
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Oh my god, they killed... oh,
nevermind! |
21 KB |
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I read every last word of this
garbage, and because of this piece of shit, I'm never reading again. |
65 KB |
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Children, we have a new
student joining us today. Please say "hi" to Officer Barbrady. |
24 KB |
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Sure! Nightsticks
for everybody! |
16 KB |
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I knew it was you all along
Richard Nixon! |
37 KB |
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Ok people, move
along. There's nothing to see here. |
18 KB |
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Sometimes uploading the law is
messy, but you get by... one day at a time. |
37 KB |
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All this time Barbrady
actually did keep this town peaceful. |
29 KB |
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Barbrady, your wife
called. She wants you to get some pizza on the way home. |
19 KB |
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This ain't no podunk little
town. |
10 KB |
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I need to go poopies. |
14 KB |
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Barbrady gives the press
conference about the chicken fucker. |
115 KB |
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I sure did, Mr.
Garrison! What a retard, heheh! |
46 KB |
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I said return to your homes,
before I start arresting people! |
31 KB |
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Only by fucking chickens could
I get Officer Barbrady to become literate! |
42 KB |
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Barbrady, I just caught some
guy in here having sex with one of my chickens. |
18 KB |
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No, we just fake it to shut
him up. |
19 KB |
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Reading sucks ass. |
32 KB |
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Gosh, shut up dude! |
8 KB |
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Oh, I can't read this, it has
silent E's. |
24 KB |
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...to all of those out there
who think that they can screw chickens just to teach people to read... |
88 KB |
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Step out of the car please,
sir. |
10 KB |
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Get your ass to
jail! Sweet! |
39 KB |
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Swingset!
Swingset! Up and down I go... |
53 KB |
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Ta... tahhh.. taxxx...
taxidermist! |
30 KB |
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Ten four, Sergeant. |
8 KB |
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Big...dog... Little
dog. A red dog one ... well, anyway, I don't want to give
away the ending. |
92 KB |
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You definitely have to have
some pretty thick skin, or else people walk all over you. |
62 KB |
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I don't know, I'm kinda
getting a tingly feeling looking at these. |
27 KB |
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You're the one who always
plugs up the toilet at our house. |
23 KB |
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Does anybody have any
suggestions on where we should begin with Officer Barbrady? |
44 KB |
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The Cops theme music. |
87 KB |
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We're going to go grab some
lunch, and then get some shots of those turtles down at the pond. |
22 KB |
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Is twenty dollars enough? |
16 KB |
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Cartman goes undercover as a
prostitute. |
119 KB |
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With chicken after chicken
being violated, the South Park police are under pressure... |
39 KB |
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Oh, weak dude! We're
too late! |
25 KB |
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What's that? |
14 KB |
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Mr. McCormick tells Deputy
Cartman who's in the house. |
63 KB |
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Hey! I'm a cop, and
you will respect my authority! |
22 KB |
