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Description |
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Where have you been? Dinner's
been ready for 5 minutes! |
18 KB |
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You have to admit you have a
problem before anybody can help you. |
64 KB |
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Uh, alcohol is bad. |
9 KB |
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Now, who was
that? That was not appropiate behavior,
okay? |
44 KB |
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Knock it off, asshole! |
9 KB |
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The A-team, along with Jimbo and
Victoria bring Mr. Mackee to rehab. |
46 KB |
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Has that marijuana made it back
up here yet? |
14 KB |
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Drugs are
bad. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do
them, you're bad, ok?... |
71 KB |
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No, go away! Bad dog! |
10 KB |
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..he was sent to his room for
being a bastard. |
31 KB |
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Go on, Canadian! Beat
it! I'm through getting in trouble for yuo! |
26 KB |
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Yeah, its just a beer, don't be
such a pussy, ok? |
40 KB |
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...we are young,
ok. Heatache to heartache, we stand... ok? |
45 KB |
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We're not gonna cut it off, we're
going to snip it, so it looks bigger! |
62 KB |
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Hi boobala, I'm glad you're
here. You can help us decorate for that party. |
19 KB |
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The bris is performed on Ike. |
29 KB |
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Dude, something tells me this
bris thing isn't good. |
11 KB |
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He was not really a Broflowski,
he was Canadian. But we loved him just the same. |
81 KB |
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I can't belive my parents are
cannibals. |
9 KB |
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I'm sorry, but we just can't
throw caucasian babies on an outbound train. |
24 KB |
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Dude, you don't just chop off
somebody's fireman! |
19 KB |
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I guess the chopping is about to
commence. |
11 KB |
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They're going to chop off his wee
wee! |
24 KB |
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It's called a cirumstision! |
8 KB |
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Uh, boys... LSD is bad. |
35 KB |
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Some cool closing music. |
71 KB |
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There's a time and a place for
everything, and its called college. |
38 KB |
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Aggggghhhhh! |
11 KB |
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They've just gone crazy for a
while. Please mister, I have to hide my brother... |
30 KB |
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They are going to cut off his
fireman. |
29 KB |
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Marijuana makes you feel
depressed and low, ok? |
39 KB |
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Would you look at that
honey? Somebody dropped off a perfectly good trashcan! |
44 KB |
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Drug user! Drug user! |
16 KB |
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Yea, usher us unto the Lord.
Sayeth some Jewish guy once, "Ashes to ashes, ust o dust." |
25 KB |
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How am I going to make ends meet,
ok? What will I do for money? |
63 KB |
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Well, screw you
guys! I don't want to be in your penis chopping
family anyway! |
54 KB |
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Sure, man... fingerpainting is
cool... ok? |
63 KB |
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to
suspend you from school! |
70 KB |
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That's the proper way to say it,
or else you get a spanking. |
34 KB |
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No way! I set up mine
first, hippie! |
27 KB |
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Hey, wait a minute, why does
Ike's tombstone have the Canadian flag on it? |
42 KB |
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Oh, fortune, how you mock me! |
17 KB |
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Hey, Mackee, do you have any more
pot, my four year old needs a fix? |
28 KB |
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What the hell is gahagafaka? |
16 KB |
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Mr. Garrison mellows out a little. |
33 KB |
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Yeah, I want to get a
cirumstision too! |
19 KB |
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No, not ham you fat fuck! |
18 KB |
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Oh, hell no! I can't
bear to see that! |
21 KB |
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He's dead! He's dead! |
122 KB |
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Hey Chef! |
5 KB |
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Ike murmmurs a bit. |
7 KB |
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I know, drugs are bad, because if
you do drugs, you're a hippy, and hippies suck. |
19 KB |
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No way! We're not
staying alone in your house with your wee wee chopping arents. |
15 KB |
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Hey Mackee. What do you
and Homer Simpson have in common? Dope! |
23 KB |
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A few words from Ike. |
21 KB |
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Ike shows the photo album to Kyle. |
46 KB |
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Wow man, its like, you go through
life thinking you're an inviducal, ok... |
63 KB |
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First of all, smoking is
bad. You shouldn't smoke, and, uh alcohol is bad... |
63 KB |
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We searched each one of those
kids and came up empty. We had to let them go ome... |
29 KB |
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How is my little jellybean? |
20 KB |
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I can't man, Jerry Berry's dead,
ok? |
30 KB |
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If you want to keep your penis,
you have to get on this train! Ready Ike, kick the
aby! |
31 KB |
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You bastard. |
49 KB |
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Yeah, my ass is killing me. |
16 KB |
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Now get off my property before I
lose control and kill you! |
54 KB |
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Ok, but first let mommy give you
a kiss. |
23 KB |
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It's a drug made famous by John
Lennon and Paul McCartney. |
16 KB |
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All this time, "Look out for your
little brother, Kyle." "Keep an eye on your little
rother, Kyle." |
36 KB |
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Let's talk about
LSD. Uh, children, LSD, is bad. |
21 KB |
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Let's focus our discussion first
on marijuana. |
17 KB |
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Marijuana is bad. |
8 KB |
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Let's get married and have a
honeymoon in India. |
43 KB |
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The boys do their Mr. Mackee
impression. |
52 KB |
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Uh, is this my house? |
13 KB |
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Normally we do it right after the
baby is born. But we had to do it later for Ike, ecause he's- |
26 KB |
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Why do dogs have cold noses? |
25 KB |
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Dude, that is not cool. Chopping
off wee wees is not cool. |
25 KB |
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I am one with the animals and
trees... |
82 KB |
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Ike says "Ow." |
83 KB |
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Let us cut off your pee pee, Stan! |
39 KB |
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No boys, I'm talking about the
most important part of a man's body. |
38 KB |
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Yea, let us ponder the Lord's
mercy. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. |
25 KB |
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I don't need to take your right
wing authoritative bullshit. <Censored> |
67 KB |
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I don't need to take your right
wing authoritative bullshit. <Uncensored> |
60 KB |
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...then I remembered
that Ike is a Canadian, so I brought the right one. |
36 KB |
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What's the one thing more sacred
to a man then anything else in the world? |
40 KB |
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What I'm talking about might save
your life one day, ok? |
36 KB |
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A bit of Seinfeld-esque music
between scenes. |
12 KB |
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I heard that you got fired from
your job for selling drugs to children. |
16 KB |
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Mind your mother, er, smartass. |
36 KB |
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Because they are an addictive
solution to a greater problem causing disease to both body and mind... |
46 KB |
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Sorry Mr. Mackee, ok? |
26 KB |
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Now you march to your room and
think about what you have done! |
43 KB |
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The fireman is very
magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye. |
52 KB |
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I don't drink, ok? |
38 KB |
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You just need something a little
stronger. |
37 KB |
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Hey lady, that's my table
post! You can't have that! |
15 KB |
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His father had it... his
grandfather had it... and brother had it. |
37 KB |
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The opening theme. |
108 KB |
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There is a time and a place for
everything, Mr. Mackee, and its called college. |
27 KB |
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I don't feel any differ- ooooh,
oh baby, get down, ok? Man, this alley is so cool! |
71 KB |
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I can't sleep, its too cold, ok? |
22 KB |
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No way! There's no real
connection between us. It was all a big lie. |
34 KB |
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The traffic jeers at Mr. Mackee. |
39 KB |
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That's a little
brother? I thought he was a trashcan or something. What's wrong
with his head? |
32 KB |
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Mr. Mackee is totally tripping. |
78 KB |
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Are you boys staying out of
trouble. Ok, I'm just going to go over here for awhile. |
51 KB |
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Uh oh. |
6 KB |
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Do you understand? |
15 KB |
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Aw, that's weak, man. |
14 KB |
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You're not going to cut off his
wee wee! Not today you sick ass weirdo. |
27 KB |
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What the hell is a bris? |
10 KB |
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What? What? What? |
8 KB |
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Uh, who has the marijuana now? |
16 KB |
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As your counselor, I'm here to
tell you about drugs and alcohol, and why they're bad, ok? |
25 KB |
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C'mon dude. If it was
your little brother, we'd help you. |
24 KB |
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