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Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly.
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Concentrate on your game.  Be the ball!
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I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes.
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My mom says there's alot of black people in China.
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Oh, bother.
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Somebody bakes a brownie.
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So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh?
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Now let the champion of dodge ball be decicde.
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...they use steroids and advanced training equipment to make them not kids... but animals!
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You're my conjoined twin, dead thing hanging off of your head, woman.
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Who the hell cares what it's called, as long as she doesn't touch me.
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  You've got the strength, you've got the courage, even with a dead fetus on your head...
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Awww crap.
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Ms. Crabtree 'parks' the bus.
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"Do you have any non-dairy creamer?" Ahhhhahahah!
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Lemme try, lemme try... "I'll use my credit card."
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God damn, maybe if you didn't eat all of those croissants you'd be able to throw - OW!
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So did you ever think of, just, you know, having it cut off?
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Holy crap!  God damn!
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Damn dude, China's fucked up.
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Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you.
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She has a dead fetus attached to her head.   She does?
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  ... so even you could have a dead twin inside of you and not even know it!
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And just try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy.
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If you want to make him throw the ball... say this.
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And just what price would you pay for eternal glory?
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...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled...
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Excuse me a moment gentlemen, but I don't know hot to play dodge ball.
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Ok boys!  Just five more of the little bastards to go!
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...but it is ok to make fun of foreigners because they are from another country.
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This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but...
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C'mon you Frenchy little frog!
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Did you all see?  I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm!
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Sheila, can you pass me the dead fetus... I mean, gravy.  Ow!
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But sometimes the twins get hooked together and are born as Siamese twins.
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I don't know, I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win- HEART!
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Here we go Cows, here we go!  Uh Uh! Here we go Cows, here we go!  Uh Uh!
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And if you don't, you're a big dumbass European hippie piece of crap.
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Holy crap!
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Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road...
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I just wanna be rediculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other.
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I love you guys... screw you guys.
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You want to hear my impersonation of American?
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Owie!  It hurts!  Owie!  Mommy, it hurts, it hurts!
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I think might have to go to the nurse's office.
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Oh my god, they killed Kenny!    ...you... bastard.
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Kenny laughs :)
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I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln.
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Another American is down.  Its number, uhh... uhh... oh, I don't know, all American look alike.
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  ...it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again.   What seems to be  pissing you off today.
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Nonsense!  This is your week, you aren't going anywhere!
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Chinese dodge ball players aren't like us.
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  Dude, he's going to the... nurse's office.
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Kyle's trip to the nurses office...
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No it isn't, it hurts!  I can't believe they let us play this in school.
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Can I get some more pork?
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I said, "I always wanted to visit Prague."
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C'mon ricepicker!
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Stan, has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it?
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Yeah!  Maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter.
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I see you've noticed my disorder.  I have a still born fetus attached to my head.
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What do you call a white American person with PHD in physics and math?
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Stan tells Pip the rules of Dodge Ball.
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You French piece of crap... throw ball.  What the matter Frenchy, you got crepes in your ears?
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Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week!
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You're gonna need some cream for your ass.
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Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals?
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And the winner is... Nurse Golum!
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I'm not a student, you can't give me an office referral!
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Good thing they have those big eyes so they don't have to rely on that amazing American intellect.
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