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Ah, take a load off, put your
feet up. Me and Satan were aboot to go shopping for furniture. |
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We have just received a tape from
another viewer who filmed the Mexican Staring Frog... |
37 KB |
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Lets get back to
basecamp! We can ride the Log Ride before it closes. |
32 KB |
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Coming up next, we're gonna drop
napalm on an unsuspecting family of beavers. |
20 KB |
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No, that's all lies! I'll
be fine. |
22 KB |
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Jesus tries to stop the brawl in
the studio... |
78 KB |
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Quick, somebody call an
ambulance. This man is catatonic! |
29 KB |
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What's Vietnam? A
question a child might ask, but not a childish question. |
34 KB |
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The 'War is Hell' closing music. |
56 KB |
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Ned and Jimbo take out the Viet
Cong Army. Whoopee. |
143 KB |
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C'mon, Ned buddy, snap out of
it! Come back to me buddy! |
50 KB |
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You're corpses up here! We
need alot more action, from everybody. |
19 KB |
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Mmm, damn that frog! |
34 KB |
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Take that you demon frog! |
22 KB |
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Today's guest is TV's 'Gilligan',
Bob Denver! |
47 KB |
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Cartman gets 'dibs' on throwing a
chair at Ned. |
15 KB |
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Hmmm, maybe because he's an old
drunk hillybilly dick? |
36 KB |
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And as for you Stan, I think you
need to kick your drug habit... |
32 KB |
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Holy smokes! We could
get an Emmy! |
34 KB |
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Mmm, we're enviromentalists! |
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I'll give you a taste of your own
medicine, you fibber! |
27 KB |
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Thin out the numbers!
<Whooooooosh!> |
37 KB |
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You all receive an F... minus! |
42 KB |
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Cartman? What kind of
stupid ass question is that? Of course it was fun! |
31 KB |
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Mr. Garrison has dreams of the
soldiers in 'Nam. |
65 KB |
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I remember I had just gotten off
the Ferris Wheel. 'Oh boy, what a gorgeous day!' |
89 KB |
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Ned Grblanski reporting, sir! |
33 KB |
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Aw, he'll be fine. I'll
just take him home and show him some hardcore porn. |
33 KB |
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I'm Jimbo Kearn, and this here is
Ned. Say 'Hi' Ned! |
27 KB |
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Ned, you take flank
position! I'll try to keep it turned away from you! |
71 KB |
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Ok, honey! |
27 KB |
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If a person even so much as looks
into the frog's eyes, they can be paralyzed, or even die! |
43 KB |
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And Ned won the Purple Heart for
his courageous defense of the Log Ride... |
69 KB |
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Welcome the only man in town who
has a fully stocked wine cellar... Jeeeeeesus Christ! |
50 KB |
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The Vietnam War was
war! There were no galloping steeds, or singing birds, or Log
Rides! |
47 KB |
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And now back to Huntin' and
Killin' with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned! |
22 KB |
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That's right Mr. Garrison, the
Vietnam War was sticky and icky. |
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I'm going to create a diversion
using this incendiary device, while Ned will ambush them... |
45 KB |
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So, Bob, so, you just get into
town? |
18 KB |
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We've got to do it, J. Your
ratings are being killed by the Jimbo and Ned hunting show. |
23 KB |
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Maybe he did touch some children
now and then, but c'mon, its Michael Jackson... Michael Jackson! |
76 KB |
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Jesus, what is wrong with you
people? |
58 KB |
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We're so glad you spent your time
with us, while slaughtered our way through nature's guts... |
46 KB |
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Lying kicks ass! |
29 KB |
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Oh my god, they killed
Kenny! You bastard! |
14 KB |
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So you see, we have to kill
animals, or else they'll die! |
48 KB |
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Where the fuck did you hear this
ridiculous load of bullshit? |
39 KB |
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We don't know if this applies to
pictures of the frog or not, but who wants to take chances? |
49 KB |
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I love you too. |
20 KB |
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One of our loyal viewers from
South Park sent us an 8 millimeter film... |
33 KB |
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Yeah, I didn't want to do it,
Jesus! They made me do that! |
21 KB |
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I only did it because he molested
me! |
54 KB |
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Don't worry about it
Montel. We all want to touch children sometimes, its only
natural. |
21 KB |
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This week's ratings are through
the roof! We're up to twenty people! |
24 KB |
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Certainly! And would
you like another muffin as well? |
45 KB |
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Oh, J! You are so
omnipotent, and yet, so naive! |
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Oh boy! |
25 KB |
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Because old ladies are fat, and
so are you! |
36 KB |
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Dude, its just a plastic
frog! It's not real. Check it out. |
32 KB |
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...that he must have set himself
into a deep coma. |
38 KB |
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...Pussy Law #4 states that we
can no longer kill animals in defense. |
33 KB |
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I'm ready Steven Spielberg! |
38 KB |
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He wants to have his cake and eat
it too! He's got to dump that trash girlfriend! |
35 KB |
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Revenge is so very very sweet. |
29 KB |
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So in other words, our old line
'It's coming right for us.' no longer works. |
22 KB |
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Like go ahead and tell how your
nephew Stan takes drugs and worships Satan. |
21 KB |
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I'm scared, mmm. |
10 KB |
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Brrrrrr, screw you guyssss. |
15 KB |
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Then you get an F, fail the 3rd
grade and have to get a job cleaning septic tanks to support your drug
habit. |
34 KB |
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But pony boy was beat up pretty
bad. He kept saying, 'Stay Go.' |
28 KB |
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<This is
stupid.> Action! |
26 KB |
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Yeah man, your Uncle Jimbo sucks
ass! |
30 KB |
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Wow! Vietnam was sweet! |
8 KB |
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Vietnam was more like shoving
shard of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tabasco sauce
fun. |
26 KB |
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Brrrrrr. I am the
deadly Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka. I am very
very scary, and dangerous! |
66 KB |
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As some of you may know, I host
a local show on hunting. <Clap> Thanks! |
22 KB |
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Jesus and Pals, 'Too Hot for
TV!' Things get out of control! You can't belive
your eyes! |
77 KB |
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I'm such a tool. |
7 KB |
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Yeah, titties and beer. |
35 KB |
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Uhh hi. Uh, yea-yeah,
ok. |
17 KB |
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And now, its time for 'Jimbo's
Mysteries of the Unexplained'. |
20 KB |
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So, uhm, so what have you been up
to? |
24 KB |
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My best friend is a vegetable,
and I'm gonna be the laughing stock of South Park. |
36 KB |
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I was in Tet. We had a
bad ass rollercoaster. But all we wanted was a Log Ride.
We waited, and waited... |
106 KB |
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Welcome to detention,
mmkay? Mr. Garrison told me about your little joke... |
61 KB |
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Because... he's on drugs and he
worships the devil! |
32 KB |
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Oh yes sweet... oh yeah
sweet! Super sweet! Yes! |
44 KB |
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Her no good husband! She's
got to lose that zero and get herself a hero. |
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