Name |
Description |
Size |
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Hell, everything's legal in
Mexico, its the American way. |
29 KB |
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Beep. |
5 KB |
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No I don't know where Mr. Hat is
Garrison! |
16 KB |
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Look at them, look how much
happyness a little firepower can bring to a hild. |
75 KB |
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Hmmm, bueno! |
45 KB |
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Yeah dude, its summer. That
means we have to buy fireworks. |
14 KB |
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I can do it! I can do
it! I'm going to make it! |
49 KB |
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I saw this movie once where a guy
stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt. |
23 KB |
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We'll have to fly it in with 3
Comanche helicoptors... |
49 KB |
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Where the hell is our firework,
we only have 24 hours. |
22 KB |
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The school band plays the C Scale. |
37 KB |
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I heard you won't even get in the
deep end! |
23 KB |
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Uh - screw you guys... home! |
47 KB |
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I only know how to do it doggie
style! |
32 KB |
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Awww, seriously now, don't mess
with Kitty now. |
12 KB |
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I don't need Mr.
Hat. Mr. Hat is just a puppet. Mr. Hat
isn't real. |
51 KB |
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Eric doesn't want to jump in to
the pool. |
24 KB |
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Dude, its Cartman. He's
just being a dumbass, like always. |
19 KB |
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Dusty the dirtball! |
17 KB |
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Say, Charlie, when does that
thing die out? |
26 KB |
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Mmm, it looks like my ex-wife! |
37 KB |
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Yeah, your fat ass isn't on the
sled! |
45 KB |
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Say, I haven't seen you in here
before. |
16 KB |
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Everybody knows that the first
graders pee in the community pool. |
26 KB |
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Then we'll need 57 flamethrowers
all set up around the perimeter of the isk... |
36 KB |
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I found him! |
42 KB |
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You know I rarely say this, but,
well... fudge you! |
59 KB |
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Here with a special report is
normal looking guy with a funny name. |
38 KB |
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Everybody get in a line so I can
whoop all of your asses. |
20 KB |
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Just let me do all the talking...
I guess that goes without saying, doesn't it. |
58 KB |
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Screw you guys... I'm going
hooome. |
13 KB |
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Once lit, the snake will grow and
good times will be had by all. |
30 KB |
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I like snakes. You
light them and they grow and grow. |
16 KB |
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Oh, Happy Summer, isn't it? |
15 KB |
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You act out your gay persona with
a homosexual puppet. |
50 KB |
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November... of next year! |
55 KB |
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... Like a big hunk of dirt with
a carrot sticking out of it. |
18 KB |
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I know that smartass! I
was being ironic. |
48 KB |
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It burns! It burns! |
50 KB |
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Man, its hot out here! |
31 KB |
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How come you aren't blowing
things up? Its summer! |
11 KB |
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He's just a puppet, I don't need
him! See? Watch? Goddamnit!... |
76 KB |
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Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Yooou bastard! |
50 KB |
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Hey, if you so much as touch
Kitty's ass... |
62 KB |
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As long as we are together we can
do anything, we can take on the whole ide world! |
77 KB |
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Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Yooou bastard! |
41 KB |
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Summer vacation doesn't start for
you little bastards unti Mr. Hat is back on y desk. |
28 KB |
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I don't think those are problems
that some Tijuana bottlerockets can't solve! |
53 KB |
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Sorry Mayor, I couldn't find the
little man in the boat. |
22 KB |
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Let's play Mozart's Symphony #5! |
26 KB |
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He's a two timing
whore. From now on children, you'll all be learning from Mr.
Twig. |
63 KB |
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... and to not light any giant
snakes in the near future. |
28 KB |
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Just because some stupid North
Park kid blew his hands off we don't get to buy M80s? |
22 KB |
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Damnit! Not again!
Sonsofbitches! I'm going home. |
73 KB |
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Well I can tell you that I am
100% not gay! |
67 KB |
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I'll put firecrackers in your
nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. |
32 KB |
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My mom said if I take swimming
lessons I can be in the Olympics some day! |
19 KB |
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Ooooooh! Aaaah! |
40 KB |
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Damn! Damn! I always
get that question wrong! |
70 KB |
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We're sorry! Our bad. |
56 KB |
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She's having her period. |
72 KB |
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I don't think you can, mmmkay! |
62 KB |
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Children, I want Mr. Hat back
right now! The prank is over! |
16 KB |
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Ok, that did it! Screw
you guys... I'm going hooome. |
32 KB |
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I think you're the loony one in
this room. Serves you right you gay bashing homo. |
43 KB |
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How the fuck should I
know? If I knew that I wouldn't be seeing a fucking
psychiatrist, would I? |
71 KB |
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You and me, and her... and you
and you! Simultaneous lovin'! |
116 KB |
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You sons of bitches!! Awwww,
sons of bitches! |
41 KB |
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The long version of the above
.mp3. |
91 KB |
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No moleste un gato spectaularrr! |
60 KB |
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Le'ts start with our school band
playing 'The Stars and Stripes.' |
64 KB |
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I can still sell snakes! |
27 KB |
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I summer without fireworks, is
like, uh, I don't know, it sucks ass! |
23 KB |
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Summer sucks ass, Mr. Garrison. |
8 KB |
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I am told the event won't begin
until the sun goes down and night is upon us... |
47 KB |
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Huh, first graders?
Awww, weeeak! Sons of bitches! |
47 KB |
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I guess we didn't quite think
this through. |
58 KB |
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Sometimes he likes to pretend
he's in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of 1,000 island dressing. |
70 KB |
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These babies have enough power to
blast a firehole through the ozone! |
40 KB |
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Our 4th of July celebration is
going to have no fireworks and a bunch of tone deaf little shits
playing. |
18 KB |
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And we need someone to dress up
like Uncle Remus. |
26 KB |
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I'm back! I'm back from
Aruba... what the?! |
35 KB |
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Dude, I think he told us to go
fuck ourselves. |
57 KB |
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Mmmm, do you have any firearms or
explosives in the car? |
59 KB |
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Those poor kids must have been so
disappointed to have nothing but those stupid wussy snakes to light. |
22 KB |
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Residents have tried everything
from firehoses to yelling at it... |
51 KB |
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Your parents are dead? God
damnit, you suck Pip! |
42 KB |
