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Sounds from "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls" PDF Print E-mail
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Ladies and gentlemen, TV's Fred Savage!  (Ohhhh!)
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Here, I'll give him one of my salty balls to take with him to poo heaven.
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Behold, Mr. Hanky! Howdy ho!
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You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef!
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You were my best friend, after Stan.
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I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!
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Put them in your mouth and suck 'em and such 'em!
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Kyle, come closer... closer... CLOSER!
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The closing version of Chef's song.
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Wife got you down?  Boss making you angry?  Kids yelling at you?  Well, fudge 'em!
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That's great kid, a dried out lump of shit, very compelling!
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I want you to check out my new confectionaries... I think they're going to sell right through the oof!
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Could it be?  Mr. Hanky?  Mr.  Hanky, is that you?   Hello?
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You're damn right!
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  She'll be the death of him, Kyle... Mark my words, she'll be the death of him.
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It had a bunch of gay coybows eating pudding, huh?
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The sewer is a fragile ecosystem.
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Now he's getting sick because his ego..system is all out of wack because of all of the poo in he sewer.
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I've had enough of you!  <SPLAT>
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Ok children, I have some very exciting news for you.  Why don't you tell them Mr. Twig?
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Well you show me one independent film that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding.
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There's not enough room in South Park to accommodate a festival.
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Oh my god, I found a penny.  You bastard!
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Fred Savage!  (Laughter)
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They're little cookies with fudge in the middle, and I call them 'Fudge Ems'!
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Get them while they're hot.  My own new cookies, 'I Just Went And Fudged Your Momma'!
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And I also have my double chocolate cookie, 'Fudge This'!
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Well, why don't we just explore our sexuality?
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Who are you to judge my womenly soul?
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Ok, that does it.   Screw you guys, I'm home!
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Oh, I was just, er, uh... hanging out.
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The 'Frosty-esque' Mr. Hanky song.
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If we can't live in quiet, peaceful mountain towns, then nobody will, hahahaha!
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Are you going to be ok dude?  I'm here for you!
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He's dead!  Mr. Hanky's dead!
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  Hi Mr. Hanky, nice to see you.
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I give you Hollywood in South Park, hahahaha!
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Howwwwwdy ho!
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They should project the movie on Cartman's ass!
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  Independent films are those black and white hippy movies.  They're always about gay owboys ating pudding.
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I want a 'Fudge Em'!
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My Uncle Jimbo has a ton of those movies in his dresser drawer.
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Just sit here and suck on my balls.
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Kenny rips apart Cartman with a joke!
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I couldn't have done it without you Kyle!  Kisses!  <Squish>
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Is that Leonardo DiCaprio?  Oh wait a minute, that's not him... (Ohhhhh!)
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  ...right here where this library used to stand.   <CRASH>
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Yeah, I love you salty chocolate balls, Chef!
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Tom Hanks gets mocked.
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Cartman mocks Wendy a bit.
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Even though a few independent films are great... most of them suck ass.
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I take it you're part owner of this whole Mr. Hooey story, right?
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...you're at about 7 right now, we need you at 3, ok?
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  Now all we have is a town covered in shit.  This is much better.
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  ...except for the occasional almost complete destruction of the entire town.
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Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this?  Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack.
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Mr. Hanky plays a dirge on his organ.
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One time when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had a friend take a picture.
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Is everyone going to stop pooping in my enviroment?
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Do you children know how to file a police report?  Good, see you in school!
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Chef, does poo go to heaven?
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Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?
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I'm poopies, mom!  Well hurry up!
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Yeah, screw those guys, I don't even like them.
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Being a sell out is sweet because you make a lot of money.
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What the hell?  Mr. Garrison?
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Selling t-shirts kicks ass.
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If you work in the entertainment business and you make money you're a sellout!
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I can't belive I got sent to the principal's office because of your stupid girlfriend.
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Oh look, one of the natives is selling local foodwares, how quaint!
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...there is another... Sky... walker... uhhhhhh.
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Oh man, smells like ass down here.
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Mr. Hanky plays the Sewercerer's Apprentice
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Well, you tell Spielberg he can kiss my ass!
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Thanks Chef!  Your big choclate balls are just the trick!
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...or my all natural 'I Don't Really Give A Flying Fudge'.
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The trademark transition music.
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B-but this doesn't make sense to me, Marty.  You told me the movie made a lot of money!
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  Now look at it - sushi restaurants, upscale clothes stores, $25 parking, Liam Neesom...
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And washing behind your ears?
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Excuse me little boy, what's a Mr. Hanky?
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I could kill for some couscous right now.
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Zoom in to a close up of my face when I do that.
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