Name |
Description |
Size |
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Its about friggin' time, gimme
that! |
57 KB |
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Its because you are an alcoholic
retard, and he had dreams of not eating frozen waffles... |
32 KB |
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Here we are, best friends, and
now we're going to share the same ass! |
72 KB |
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No, it means you won't be able to
live any more. |
66 KB |
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...and I think I figured out
why... because they are a bunch of assholes! |
70 KB |
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The good news is, you have a
clean bill of health. The bad news is... |
35 KB |
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No thanks, I brought my
own. Microbrewed sampler from Aspen. |
36 KB |
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I thought love was only true in
fairy tales... |
235 KB |
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Dude! You have herpes
on your face! |
29 KB |
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Heh heh heh, buns. |
18 KB |
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Kenny turns off the lights in his
room. |
31 KB |
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Kenny, your little friends are
here. Come play with them. |
18 KB |
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You get away from me you crazy
woman! |
18 KB |
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Oh, hell no! He's a
nugget of deer turn. |
20 KB |
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I don't feel so good... <CLUNK> |
28 KB |
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... Ewoks and bar-b-ques, which
is why I like Endor more then America. |
81 KB |
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You son of a bitch! |
22 KB |
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That's where I live now... |
62 KB |
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As he chokes for breath, his pox
will move from his inner ear into his brain... |
74 KB |
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Helll no, you guys get your own! |
18 KB |
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And in order for society to
survive, we need gods and clods. |
107 KB |
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Mr. Garrison, I'm the only one
here! Everyone else has chicken herpes! |
38 KB |
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...Well, I got the remote, bitch!
Hahah! |
30 KB |
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We thank you for the staggering
payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us... |
65 KB |
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Kyles mother talks him into
playing ookie mouth. |
27 KB |
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Naw, we don't care for that hoity
toity rich folks stuff. |
44 KB |
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Seriously, you better stop being
so poor, or else I'm going to start hucking rocks at you. |
32 KB |
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And you know why? Because,
your dad is Jewish! |
31 KB |
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And on a cold and gray Chicago
'morn, another little baby child is born... |
45 KB |
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Cuz if there's one thing that she
don't need, its another hungry mouth to feed... |
39 KB |
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Wait a minute? What the
hell did I just do? |
10 KB |
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Awww, Jesus, are you fucking
kidding me? |
11 KB |
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Oh my god, they killed Kenny! |
71 KB |
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We don't say 'fuck' at the table
you little asshole! |
25 KB |
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...when your unemployed weekends
are meaningless. |
20 KB |
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It says on the bottle that too
much can be bad! |
48 KB |
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We want you to give our parents
herpes! |
46 KB |
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...then you try to swallow his
spit and say 'ookie mouth' at the same time! |
56 KB |
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That son of a bitch ripped my
parka! |
24 KB |
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Practice makes perfect, boobie. |
24 KB |
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So children, that's how you tell
a prostitute from a policeman. |
25 KB |
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I can't belive you gave us
herpes, you little rascals! |
62 KB |
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Kenny's not really my
friend. I don't give a rat's ass about him. |
22 KB |
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I remember frozen waffles with no
side dishes! |
23 KB |
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Cartman soothes his pox in the
tub of lotion... seriously. |
48 KB |
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If I die from this, I'm taking
you with me. |
32 KB |
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Not Mr. Garrison, Mom, he really
is a sick weird. |
19 KB |
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Am I to understand that there
will be no side dishes? |
38 KB |
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I wanted to be somebody
too. I wasn't born with a silver enema up my ass! |
45 KB |
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No way dude! Kenny's
family is poor! They live in the ghetto! |
35 KB |
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Kenny, honey. If you're
gonna sneeze, sneeze on them. |
23 KB |
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My idea to make America better is
to put all of the poor people into camps... |
91 KB |
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Oh, I have them somewhere else,
poopykins! |
24 KB |
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That son of a bitch! What
kind of sick weirdo is he? |
12 KB |
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Wake her up and we're both dead! |
11 KB |
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You just don't know how to use
spices and stuff. |
35 KB |
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No way dude. It sucked
ass, they don't even have cable! |
25 KB |
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Man, your family sucks ass
Kenny. Who ever heard of frozen waffles for dinner? |
27 KB |
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But Mom, seriously, it
itches! I can't stand it! |
58 KB |
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Well, there's old Frieda herpes
down on Main Street. She's got a mouthful of herpes! |
82 KB |
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That bitch! I'm going
to go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts! |
17 KB |
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...we have a Colecovision plugged
into the black and white TV. |
38 KB |
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Will you check my ass for
abnormalities? |
66 KB |
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Oh Phillip, I'm so glad
everything turned out for the better. <FART> |
21 KB |
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Children, what are you doing
here? Terrance and Phillip are about to go into surgery! |
41 KB |
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It's my Urkel sleeping bag, isn't
it coooool? |
20 KB |
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Now Kevin, we ain't got enough
for everybody... you have to split that with your brother. |
32 KB |
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Well, unfortunately, my husband
is a washed up hunk of shit. |
22 KB |
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Hey guys, what's going on? |
17 KB |
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Shelly? Look who's come
to visit you? Your little brother Stan! |
29 KB |
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Oh, wow... you did?
Wow. You guys suck. |
54 KB |
