Name |
Description |
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Ok, I'll be quick then... |
50 KB |
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The end of the Barnaby Jones
episode... |
35 KB |
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...was a farmer who had a dog... |
111 KB |
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You're all going to the
planetarium tomorrow, and you're all going to love it. |
34 KB |
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You couldn't get both of your
arms behind your back, fatass! |
21 KB |
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...this is a planetarium, not a
Bangcok Brothel, lets behave ourselves. |
25 KB |
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Shut your god damn mouth, or else
I'm gonna kick you squa in the balls... asshole. |
41 KB |
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... Lame. |
79 KB |
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...the other children have
unexpectedly taken jobs as volunteers at the planetarium. |
66 KB |
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I love Cheesy Poofs! You
love Cheesy Poofs! |
82 KB |
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Welcome to the planetarium. |
58 KB |
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Some cool, creepy sounding music. |
33 KB |
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And these two little stars over
here form the constellation, 'The Crusades'. |
37 KB |
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What's a discharge? |
40 KB |
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I wasn't picking it, I was
itching it, for crying out loud! |
27 KB |
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I'm not picking it mom, god
damnit, I had an itch! |
38 KB |
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Drugs are good, mmmkay? |
19 KB |
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For an example - where's Eric
Cartman? |
30 KB |
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Wait! Wait, you've got
a little eye booger, hun. |
30 KB |
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It just so happens we are going
on a field trip tomorrow. |
39 KB |
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Will you please follow me... |
15 KB |
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He's been talking about the
machine for hours... and Daisy Fuentes. |
28 KB |
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Since haikus suck so much ass,
can we go back to the planetarium again? |
55 KB |
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...ok, bye! |
71 KB |
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...is just like a normal American
poem, except it doesn't rhyme and is totally stupid. |
25 KB |
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Your haiku insults have no effect
on me Kyle, I'm regional champion. |
35 KB |
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Goddamnit mom I wasn't picking
it, I had an itch! |
39 KB |
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Oh no, apparently he thinks he is
Charleton Heston. |
50 KB |
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Even your highly intelligent
policeman is no match for me! |
53 KB |
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But first I want to show you how
the planearium works. |
19 KB |
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Can you imagaine it
Stan. A mind... empty, by that... thing. |
18 KB |
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It sad how jealous you are Kyle,
it really is. |
26 KB |
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You do it like this, "SIT
DOWN! SHUT UP!" |
49 KB |
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Just time to prepare nurse...
just time... mmkay? |
29 KB |
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Oh my god, we've killed Kenny.
We're bastards! |
71 KB |
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I hope this goes on for like,
seven months, man. |
40 KB |
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Well, well, well. You
guys can all kiss my ass because I was on television. |
23 KB |
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I bet you don't win. They
don't let big fatasses perform on TV. |
25 KB |
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...this week is Laser Kenny
Loggins and Laser James Taylor! |
31 KB |
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Its all my little friends with
their little dreams. |
25 KB |
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I love my work! |
39 KB |
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The class agrees that they want
to volunteer at the planetarium. |
22 KB |
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... a 34 year old Asian man who
likes strikingly similar to Ricardo Montalban. |
21 KB |
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... to not do so makes your
stomach ache with needle like stabs. |
54 KB |
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... that is really isn't as lame
and stupid as one suspected. |
43 KB |
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Why don't you tell us how Barnaby
Jones knew the poison was in the milk. |
47 KB |
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For a woman with a dead fetus on
her head, you aren't being very open minded. |
73 KB |
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No! No painkillers,
I'll be ok! |
97 KB |
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Oh, you look great, hon! Momma's
fat little piggy! |
18 KB |
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I have a bone disease which
impedes my ability to pronounce the T in planearium. |
49 KB |
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Oh look, they're throwing out
bread outside! |
43 KB |
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But I want go sing the Cheesy
Poof song... |
46 KB |
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I'm not liking the shoes... can
we change the shoes? |
28 KB |
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Why don't you not pay attention
to Barnaby Jones and lets see how far you get in society. |
58 KB |
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Planetariums suck ass! |
8 KB |
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Excuse me, but I do belive that
sucked ass. |
40 KB |
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... I'm talking Night Court in
its fifth season lame! |
67 KB |
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Me neither... but I love the
planetarium! |
35 KB |
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Did you have a Regional
Certificate Wendy? No? Apparently, only I do! |
55 KB |
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The machine is "aargh". That's
probably bad. |
35 KB |
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And next is "Eric Theodore
Cartman". |
37 KB |
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He uses the machine, the star
machine, mmkay, he uses it to erase minds... |
134 KB |
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Dude, I'm totally tripping! |
59 KB |
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Fatass Cartman was not on the
schoolbus today. What a big fat turd. |
20 KB |
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Van Gelder? What the
hell are you doing on our bus? |
88 KB |
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I think tonight the planetarium
is doing Laser Loggins, I might have to check it out. |
38 KB |
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We're kids, we don't volunteer
for anything! |
24 KB |
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Oh, for pete's sake, Clyde, you
just went! |
20 KB |
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Watch your step on the way down
so as not to hurt yourself! |
27 KB |
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... and now I'm going to dim the
lights and let the stars come out. |
31 KB |
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Well... I might have been over at
the Cheesy Poof call backs winning the Regional Championship. |
29 KB |
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She works hard for the
money. So hard for her honey... |
114 KB |
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Not so fast there, tubby... I'm
just taking care of business. |
62 KB |
