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Description |
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I had my jimmy
wacked seven times last week, I'll bust a cap in your <BLEEP> |
91 KB |
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Yeah bitch,
school in summertimes. Open your <BLEEP> ears... |
93 KB |
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Mr.
Garrison... Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education. |
22 KB |
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I thought all
guys had clubhouses. |
18 KB |
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Yeah bitch,
snatch his ass in a beartrap. Leave that
<BLEEP> swinging from a tree... |
167 KB |
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And stop your
bitching! |
11 KB |
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I remember not
too long ago we were just kids playing kissing games in my clubhouse. |
90 KB |
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Just remember
the good times we had together... |
89 KB |
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But mom, the
blueprints say we need carpeting in the clubhouse! |
83 KB |
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I have special
armor on, that's inpenetrable to American bullets. |
55 KB |
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...and play
parlor games, and have meaningful conversations and sip cognac by the
fireplace. |
31 KB |
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Commandant
Cartman has ways of making you talk <FART>. |
24 KB |
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Apparently we
have a bit of a communication problem here. |
56 KB |
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Go ahead
Stanley, get your god damned cookie. |
60 KB |
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And I go, "Listen bitch, I don't
need my mother giving me no curfew." |
112 KB |
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You just said
the C word! |
20 KB |
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I was just
disciplining your son on his skylarkings. |
43 KB |
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Does that mean
you don't love me anymore? This is all my fault, isn't it? |
74 KB |
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Do me, right
here in the clubhouse. |
71 KB |
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Behold! Ewok Village 2000! |
15 KB |
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Randy takes
his son to spend some quality time together and have a father to son
talk. |
202 KB |
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Mr. Marsh,
tell me how you're feeling. |
63 KB |
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Why do I have
to go find chicks? |
58 KB |
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Fine!
Fine! Fine! Fine! |
23 KB |
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I'm eight
years old, if I want to fingerpaint, then I'm gonna fingerpaint. |
38 KB |
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My mom gives
me shit sometimes, and I tell her 'Shut her hole before I kick her in
the nuts'. |
105 KB |
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Good luck with
your piece of crap clubhouse. |
17 KB |
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I hope so
Wendy, he has such a hot ass. |
35 KB |
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Don't forget,
you need to cut school early and wait for the hot tub to arrive. |
18 KB |
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I don't
interrupt you. |
34 KB |
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That
funkidelic intro music that we all love. |
21 KB |
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Oh my god,
they killed Kenny! You bastard! |
51 KB |
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Kiss Bebe on
the lips! |
60 KB |
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Wow, look at
that ass! Shake it baby. |
51 KB |
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When will you
let me in? When will you let me love you? Now get
your ass out here and help me. |
43 KB |
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Even though
Charro appeared 12 times on the Love Boat, the episode with Captain and
Tennile got higher ratings. |
58 KB |
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You know that
nothing is more important to me then you... <Vrrooooom!> |
32 KB |
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You're the
most important thing after me, my happyness, and my new romances. |
57 KB |
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Mr. Hat is a
two timing whore, and now we learn from Mr. Twig! |
70 KB |
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Can I offer
you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack? |
15 KB |
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Take this
stick, and jam it up your peehole! |
76 KB |
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Of course,
they're women, they've had this whole thing planned out months ahead of
time. |
37 KB |
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That's
fine. I like playing with myself. I play with
myself all day long. |
51 KB |
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Doesn't Bebe
look very pretty today? |
23 KB |
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Roy's a
dick! He ruined my chances with Wendy in the clubhouse. |
62 KB |
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Yeah, that'd
be sweet! We can totally ruin their lives. |
22 KB |
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...his only chance at survival
is to sneak past the Bosnian guard who stands watch. |
64 KB |
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My mom gives
me shit sometimes, and I tell her 'Shut her hole before I kick her in
the nuts'. |
38 KB |
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You know, like
'tomfoolery'. |
16 KB |
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Yeah, its my
body, my mom always gives me shit for smoking. |
47 KB |
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In fifteen
years you never said whatever to me. |
47 KB |
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Dare! |
32 KB |
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Oh, Jesus when
are you going to cut me some slack, huh? I have taken you
under my wing and have done my best... |
125 KB |
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Don't lie
Stan. Lying makes you sterile. |
21 KB |
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Girls suck ass. |
6 KB |
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It certainly
does suck right here... hello? Sharon? Sharon, hello? |
81 KB |
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Taking over
any conversation is bad. |
14 KB |
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I would like
to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all of eternity. |
52 KB |
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Damnit, pull
really hard Phillip... oh... ok... hold on...wait wait.... <FART!> |
100 KB |
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You can't seem
to eager, you have to play it cool... |
109 KB |
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Kyle, can you
turn around for a second... thank you. |
31 KB |
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We should use
nails dude. |
24 KB |
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Your bastard
father has visitation rights and this is his time with you. |
43 KB |
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It will take
more then your weak American weapons to destroy me. |
41 KB |
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Who tries to
control the marriage? |
45 KB |
