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Description |
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He has ADD, Attention Defecit
Disorder... that's why he's so jittery all the time. |
48 KB |
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Hey, all's fair in love and
war... and coffee. |
26 KB |
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...and if it doesn't kick ass,
and you make me look bad, Mr. Hat is going to smack you bitches up! |
45 KB |
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Well we can explain that to
you easily, you know for a price. |
30 KB |
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This guy sucks ass! |
71 KB |
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Come up with something current
in South Park to do a report on. |
33 KB |
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Stealing underpants... BIG
business! |
24 KB |
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They took my underpants
again... Soon they'll want my blood! Bloood! |
45 KB |
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Holy shit, we killed your
friend! |
32 KB |
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My butt hurts. |
5 KB |
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Hey kids, I'm Camel Joe, and I
love a fresh cup of coffee! |
63 KB |
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Its almost as big as Cartman's
ass! |
17 KB |
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The kids discuss corporations,
as grand theft BVD is occuring to Tweek. |
114 KB |
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Country fresh... like the
morning, after a rainstorm... |
17 KB |
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Well I must say Garrison,
perhaps you're not as stupid and crazy as I always tell people you are. |
29 KB |
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Your coffee takes like 3 day
old moldy diarrhea. |
14 KB |
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Well, I don't want to sound
like a dickhole, but I told you so. |
34 KB |
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..he thought, who is this
woman with her gazungas and high heels... |
56 KB |
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On my right, a big fat smelly
corporate guy from New York... |
43 KB |
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The kids give the final
version of their speech. |
121 KB |
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At 5 o'clock, the best coffee
wins.. either your coffee, or a fresh warm cup of Tweek's coffee. |
42 KB |
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"We won't stop until we have
underpants..." |
66 KB |
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I think it went really good,
people really got into it. |
24 KB |
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Well boys, its obvious that
you didn't even... |
21 KB |
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Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Pip, and
Token, you be group one. |
17 KB |
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Group 2 will be Stan, Kyle,
Eric, Kenny and... and... Tweek. |
42 KB |
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Awwww, the hell with yout! |
50 KB |
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Cartman? Why do you
always have to hit stuff with a stick? |
38 KB |
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Uhhhh, hooray! |
8 KB |
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Oh, no, not that Mr. Hat...
that's horrible... anyway, good luck passing your new law, boys. |
57 KB |
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Tweek tells his dad how he
feels about things... |
18 KB |
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Oh, maybe, maybe its all in my
head. Maybe I'm going insane. I'm going insane. |
59 KB |
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Oh, you'll like this coffee...
its fresh! |
30 KB |
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Oh, jesus, jesus man,
jesus! What are we going to do, huh? |
12 KB |
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John Postem, from Harbucks
Coffee, tells Mr. Tweek about the generous offer. |
98 KB |
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They really have my balls in a
juicemaker. |
11 KB |
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Well, this is just
great. We haven't gotten anything done, and we're totally
screwed. |
14 KB |
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Jesus Christ... look out! |
26 KB |
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We'll get a band that
everybody likes... likes, uh, uh, like Toto. |
29 KB |
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Your underpants are missing
because you lose them, not because of underpants gnomes. |
40 KB |
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I love you guys. |
22 KB |
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These boys should learn how
the corporate machine is ruining America. |
40 KB |
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...that smooth aroma and mild
taste are what makes Tweek coffee special... |
78 KB |
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Its suttle, and mild, mild
like the first flash of sun on an April morning. |
58 KB |
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Boys, you have really opened
our eyes, we didn't even know this was happening. |
22 KB |
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Thank you Mr. Postem, but I
think we'll be fine with the money from selling our son into slavery. |
58 KB |
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No... more... coffeee <BARF> |
28 KB |
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No way man, that's way too
much pressure! |
17 KB |
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...alright then, how about
five hundred thousand dollars? |
56 KB |
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The underpants gnomes steal
underwear as Mr. Tweek talks. |
111 KB |
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I hope we're not wasting our
time with this little pecker. |
12 KB |
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Collecting underpants is just
phase one! |
39 KB |
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Phase 1... collect
underpants... phase 2...??? ... Phase 3 - PROFIT! |
83 KB |
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What do children have to say
about prop 10? |
193 KB |
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Sleep at my house tonight,
I'll prove it to you! |
72 KB |
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Hey, he called me a
pussy. I'm not a pussy, you're a pussy. |
30 KB |
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Little pussy gnome, don't call
me a pussy. Pussy gnome. |
17 KB |
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Yeah, it doesn't have that
bland raw sewage taste that Tweek's coffee has. |
34 KB |
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How about we do it on the guy
on TV, Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond. |
28 KB |
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We're as low and dispicable as
Rob Reiner. |
13 KB |
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There is a possibility that I
will be let go and will never be allowed to teach you again. |
73 KB |
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They really have my balls in a
salad shooter. |
12 KB |
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Mr. Postem does his Camel Joe
coffee pitch. |
81 KB |
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Quit being so melodramatic,
Sanchez... Jesus Christ! |
16 KB |
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Jesus dude, I'm the one to
blame for all of this. I'm to blame for everything! |
22 KB |
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Next is issue 37-D... Missing
underpants. |
31 KB |
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Which means, I might have to
shut down and sell my son Tweek into slavery. |
52 KB |
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Man, this stuff is strong...
Its kinda bitter. |
17 KB |
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We have to do this stupid
report so.... so... lets figure out what to do it about. |
44 KB |
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We're his oral report buddies. |
37 KB |
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Perhaps there is no stopping
the corporate machine... and that's our report... I guess. |
71 KB |
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<Meow... SLAP> Thanks, see
you tomorrow. |
47 KB |
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Oh man, this sucks! |
10 KB |
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Arrgh, too much pressure! |
8 KB |
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Toto ladies and gentlemen! |
39 KB |
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You little turds! You ruined
my life for the last time! |
30 KB |
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We may not call it fancy
names... I guess we just care a little more. |
82 KB |
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The little guys who come into
your room late at night and steal your underpants... |
48 KB |
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They really have my balls in a
vicegrip. |
13 KB |
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Oh, are you taking us to your
little pussy house? |
19 KB |
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Look at Kenny's family,
they're perfectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny? |
74 KB |
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The kids have a caffeine rush. |
119 KB |
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You hear that? You're not
going to get away with that you whore! |
21 KB |
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There's nothing wrong with
Tweek, I'm sure he'll do a great job in your group. |
34 KB |
