Oh my God it smells like ass out here.

I'm asserting myself, its tough love, just like my Mr. Kitty.

Its a bad, its a bad three-toed sloth!

Bad, that's a bad snake. Ah!

Mrs. Steven's, you have a bug on your back.

No see, if I start to like you too much I'm only going to get my heart broken, cause we live on opposite ends of the country.

Young man, getting gay with kids is not dumb, mmmkay?.  It just so happens I'm on the board of directors.

Come on Benny, breathe!  Breath you son of a bitch!

Dude, bulldozers rule!

We are lost and very hungry.  Neccisito Burritos!

Oh its everything I ever dreamed it would be!

Hey, don't flip me off you son of a bitch!

Oh my God, get this child some food quick.   Chickenwings.  Chickenwings! Medium spicy.

Aw man, this is gonna suck donkey balls.

Don't you dare!

Eric, Costa Rica is a third world country, these people are much poorer than those in the US.  Well why the hell don't they get jobs?

*Fart* Eric Cartman, you say excuse me!

I should be home nestled on the couch with my Mr. Kitty right now watching Fat Abbot cartoons...

Miss Stevens realizes the truth about the rain forest.

Did you just flip me off?

The rainforest is very fragile, we must take only pictures and leave only footprints.

That fragile flower is very delicate...

The revised version of the Getting Gay With Kids song sung at the end of the episode.

The Getting Gay With Kids rain forest song.

Why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job? What's wrong with you, go to college!

Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to!

Now I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame but please give her your full attention.

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Please Mr. Mackey, we'll be good, don't send us to that old kid choir, have mercy Mr. Mackey.

Oh God, here she goes again!

Oh Lenny hold me... No, I can't get attached.   Oh, but I do like you, but you're only gonna leave me.

Eric, will you please please just keep your mouth shut while we present ourselves to the Costa Rican President?

I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm.   Fuck off Cartman!

The Costa Rican President's first Polish joke.

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!  You Bastards!

We're clearing out big sections of the rain forest for a lumberyard.  Really? That's Great!

Eric? Who'd you expect, Merv Griffin?

Mr. Mackey and the Costa Rican President speak Spanish.

The nightmare begins.

We're not getting gay with any kids, okay?

He says Pablo over here will take you on a Rain Forest tour.

What are ju looking at man? Ya, won't don't ju take a piicture?

No, I hate the Rain Forest.  You go right ahead and plow down this whole fucking thing.

Hey, maybe that's it Kenny!  Maybe you're Costa Rican and that's why your family is so poor.

Well, guess what boys, I think Getting Gay With Kids is just what you need. I'm gonna sign up all four of you.

The boys were being rude while choir teacher was giving some stupid presentation.

You white Americans make me sick.  You waste food, oil and everything else because you're so rich and then you tell the rest of the world to save the Rain Forest because you like its pretty flowers.

And you must be Eric Cartman, I've heard about you...

Hey, look at the prostitutes you guys!

What if we don't have rhythm?

We're here live in San Jose, Costa Rica where hundreds of rich Americans have gathered for the Save the Rain Forest Summit.   Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves and act like they aren't the ones responsible for the Rain Forest's peril.

Mr. Presidente, round up your subjects outside, we have a special gift for you: the gift of song.

Oh look children, I think we're entering San Jose, which is the capital of Costa Rica.

Yeah, that snake is really scared of us alright.

Ahh, snake!  No dude, that's a branch.

The Rain Forest is very delicate and we must take steps to protect it.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, take steps, protect it, blah, blah, blah.

Is everybody still here? I'm not.

Yes, we have a phone, its right over there next to the twelve person Jacuzzi.

Who, who killed him? They did.  Who's they?

Stan, you should be excited, I would love to see the Rain Forest.  Besides, your dad and I need some time alone.

Mr. Mackey speaking Spanish to the Costa Rican President.

So if anyone is interested in seeing the Rain Forest and joining our choir I'll leave information packets up front.  Oh that's good, we need some more toilet paper.

Oh my God dude, I just saw Tony Danza!

Some Spanish.

Until you stop flipping people off you can just go back to the waiting room.

We're ready to head for the Latin American nation Costa Rica, a country filled with virgin Rain Forest.  Whoopee.

Look how they live in peace with all living things, gentle, noble.  Run for your lives children!