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Description |
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Yes, apples. Apples,
get it? |
33 KB |
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You guys are in big trouble, now
get me down from here! |
25 KB |
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Well, on this blessed Friday let
us give thanks for stuff and things. |
20 KB |
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Christ, I'm Bob Dole and I can
get it up! |
25 KB |
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Give the little burned boy some
breathing room. |
15 KB |
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A prayer for the Denver Broncos. |
53 KB |
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And the Nobel Prize goes to Randy
Marsh for the theory of spontaneous fart thing. |
35 KB |
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T, T is for turtle! |
74 KB |
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You children shouldn't be out
crucifying each other in this heat. |
117 KB |
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Hey, I don't wanna be Jesus
anymore! |
88 KB |
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You guys wanna here my "I Hate
Stan and Kyle" Song? |
37 KB |
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Sticks and stones may break my
bones but I'm Jesus and you're not. |
22 KB |
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The cause of global warming is
Randy Marsh! |
18 KB |
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A giant glacier is melting above
South Park and the entire town is doomed. |
35 KB |
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C'mon Randy you said we were
gonna drink beer and watch the fight. |
19 KB |
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Not now Stan I have to find out
what causes spontaneous combustion or else. Or else what? |
29 KB |
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It wasn't the girl that caused
him to combust, it was the fact that Kenny did not want to pass gas in
front of her. |
35 KB |
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Should the gas not be expelled
the methane can build up and and then ignite leading to disaster. |
71 KB |
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You mean all we have to do is
fart and we won't explode? |
49 KB |
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...but it usually only happens to
fat people near open flame. |
23 KB |
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Why is it so hard to get a
nurection? |
47 KB |
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Ah, mayor, I'm a geologist. |
25 KB |
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We have to leave you up there
until you die and then you come back to life in three days. |
64 KB |
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I just want an erection so I can
give it to my mom. |
10 KB |
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Do you have an opinion on global
warming? |
19 KB |
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Hey that Bible sounds like kind
of a good book. |
39 KB |
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Oh, c'mon, good girl now *fart*. |
12 KB |
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As we all know the cause for all
of this is Randy Marsh, the son of a bitch who calls himself a
scientist. |
49 KB |
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God must be very angry with us,
but why? How have we angered you Lord? |
54 KB |
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He put that hole in the ozone and
now we've got skin cancer all overour hot bodies. |
53 KB |
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Eric, eric, where are
you? I miss you very much! |
48 KB |
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Its okay, I'll just call some 20
year old and have him come over. |
42 KB |
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You're too fat to be
Jesus. Oh, and like you're going to do it, Jew! |
64 KB |
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Oh my God, they killed Kenny! |
20 KB |
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Lets go, Broncos! |
35 KB |
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What does that have to do with
his death? |
35 KB |
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So,
from this day forward everyone in South Park will be required to fart
on a regular basis to ensure that nobody else spontaneously explodes. |
33 KB |
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So, we must fart only in
appropriate times or when its really really funny. |
128 KB |
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You guys, my mom is totally
worried about me, you better let me down. |
30 KB |
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So, you boys understand you have
to do that regularly, mmmkay??? |
106 KB |
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I learned something from the
stations of the cross. What? |
81 KB |
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The spontaneous combustion
problem escalates as more and more people go back to holding in all
their farts. |
47 KB |
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This year's nominee's are..... |
74 KB |
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How come you're not dead yet
Cartman? |
18 KB |
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Do you have any nurections? |
42 KB |
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You have to find an answer before
more people combust. You do that and you'll be the most
beloved man in South Park. |
31 KB |
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Dude, he looks so peaceful
without his little orange coat on. |
16 KB |
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Don't worry mayor, I'll find the
cause, or else. Or else what? Exactly. |
54 KB |
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Randy Marsh's daydream of fame. |
37 KB |
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Randy Marsh's dreams come true. |
38 KB |
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Yeah, I kick ass, Yeah! |
94 KB |
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Mr. Garrison help me! I, I
do not know you sir. |
43 KB |
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Stanley,
I think its best you live with Kyle from now on, his dad is better than
me. No he's not, he can't even get an erection! Hehe, really? |
33 KB |
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Science is good, science is very
important. |
16 KB |
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Screw you guys, I'm going home! |
12 KB |
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Dude, you spend way too much time
with that girl, if you...*poof* |
33 KB |
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Kyle, where's your
mother? She's upstairs. Well, I have something to
give to her! |
44 KB |
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Lord, is it so much to ask that
you not let us suddently burst into flame for no apparent reason? |
32 KB |
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Randy's Monkee's daydream. |
221 KB |
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This cross is seriously heavy, ah
man this is totally weak. |
115 KB |
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Oh, this has gone from weak to
super weak. Things cannot get anymore weak for me. |
125 KB |
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I had a steak wrappin with bacon
last night, hehehehe. |
25 KB |
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Dude, you survived all this time
on the fat stored up in your body? |
58 KB |
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Don't worry you guys, I'm getting
an erection as we speak. |
60 KB |
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Look fatass, after you die and
get resurrected you'll have all kinds of superpowers just like Jesus! |
62 KB |
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The Lord giveth and the Lord
taketh away, sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to
the taketh... |
84 KB |
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Find the cause of spontaneous
combustion or else! Or else what? Exactly. |
26 KB |
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Let's see, Jesus got cruicified,
then he died, and three days later he had his erection. |
17 KB |
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Now you die on that cross and get
resurrected before I kick your ass! |
44 KB |
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You're not too Jewish to worship
Jesus are you? |
30 KB |
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Up your ass with broken glass! |
20 KB |
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Now we just got to wait for his
erection and I can give it to my dad! |
20 KB |
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Its fucking hot thanks to Randy
Marsh, Son of a Bitch. |
16 KB |
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Republicans are so
stupid. I hate Republicans. |
52 KB |
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Well, we're gonna go work on
getting Kyle's dad an erection. |
26 KB |
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Oh, well, Bible, Wrath of Khan,
what's the difference? |
26 KB |
