Which is better, one or two?  One or two?

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I said what do you want from me alien?  And do you know what he said?  Tree fiddy!

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You're Chef's parents?  Yes, all his life.

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My antics go right to the funny bone!

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Dude, he bailed on us!

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But I hate the eye doctor, he always makes fun of me for being fat!

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Chef? He's a big guy, with a beard, and a Chef's hat.  And a big huge dick!

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There's not much you can do about a succubus, their evil power makes man blind to love.

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I'm just here for an eye exam, alright, keep your fat jokes to yourself!

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But mom, I have to tell Chef he's marrying a sucubus!

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Who are you? I'm Chef's father, we just flew in for the wedding.

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Chef's song about the love bug.

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"I am a little piggy", wow, what are the odds of that?

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My mom didn't pay you to be a comedian!

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Well aren't you crackers just cute as the dickens?

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She's a God Damned Succubus!  Succubus tryin ta take my baby!

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Whoa, what happened to your eyes Cartman?   My asshole eye doctor made em all dialbated.

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I said, "What do you need Chef my boy?"  And he said, "I need about tree fiddy!"

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Alright, Kyle and I are gonna take our positions up front.

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I wonder how come Cartman's not in school today.   Yeah, usually when he ditches school he still shows up for lunch.

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Hop up on the chair, don't break it now.

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Children, friends get girlfriends all the time, its something even you will have to face with each other some day.  No way dude!  

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Ma'am, we're having a dude moment here if you don't mind.

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Chef, you have to dump the bitch!

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I said damnit monster, get off my lawn, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!

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He didn't even seem like Chef, he seemed like an empty shell of a man.

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The version of the anti-succubus song at the end of the episode.

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You don't see that everyday.

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Yeah, I tell you boys, women can kill, poontang is expensive.

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Why do you have to see an eye doctor?   Because my eyes suck!

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And that children is what you need to know about The Facts of Life.  So let's review.

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Oh, children, I'm sorry, I forgot.

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I say I ain't giving you no tree fiddy you goddamned Loch Ness monster, get yo own goddamned money!  I gave him a dollar.

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Children, meet my new girlfriend, Veronica.

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I said we'll take a Graham Crunch, how much will that be and she looks and me and she says, "I need about tree fiddy."

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We're sorry Chef, we had to do it.

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If you like Chef, you're goinna love Mr. Derp.

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I don't know you guys, that hammer thing was pretty funny.

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Dude, just take them off.  I can't, they're stapled to my head!

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Look, we just gotta get Chef alone, he won't listen to reason with that hooker around.

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Come on children, lets go get some ice cream.

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And do you Veronica take Chef to be your daddy?

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That's it, we've got to learn that song backwards!

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Maybe, is it possible, that we're just jealous because Chef is our friend and now he's paying attention to somebody new?  Yeah, so?

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Hey, aren't you that cute little kid from Jerry Maguire?

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Jesus Dude!  What, what happened?

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Kenny explains how to take care of succubuses.

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She's so evil she has him totally kept away from us.

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Oh my God, she killed Kenny!  You bastard!

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Time to laser me a little Piggy!

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Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the loch ness monster?

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You're here for the lyposuction, right?

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Meaningless sex is fun for 20 or 30 years but after that it starts to get old.

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The succubus enchants its victim an eerie melody. 

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Chef and Veronica sing the succubus's eerie melody.

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I'm your new cook, Mr. Derp!

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Was he an organ donor?  Sure!  Alright then, lets get to work.

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Cartman, wake up you fat piece of crap!

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Oh no, no no no...

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She told me all about the power of the Goddess, and how men have been opressing women for years and viewing them as sexual objects.

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I heard Eric had laser surgery so I made him a pie.

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All you have to do is read the letters, can you see the letters?

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Thats why when it comes to chicks I just screw em and leave em.

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You're not fooling anyone.  Shut your hole Mr. Hat!

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We know what you are lady.  Yeah, you're a bloodthirsty succubus.

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Ya know what, screw Chef.  There, I said it.  Screw em, let him marry a succubus, I wanna go to sleep!

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Could you just hand us some food please?

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The hardest thing to do is get kids to wear their glasses.  I'm just going to take them off as soon as I leave.  That's why we had the little stapler!

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Mr. Garrison's entire speech about succubi.

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Oh, the old succubus syndrome...

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A succubus is a women sent from hell to suck the life out of a man.

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No no, we just sat there all night long and talked.  Talked?

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Oh no, the tape jammed!

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Alright, so we got the test results back piggy?

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Oh there I go, I told myself I wasn't going to cry now.

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I wasn't sleeping I was just thinking really hard.

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That asshole eye doctor screwed up my laser surgery, I have to wear these bandages for three days.

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Oh, thanks for the news flash Tom Brokaw!

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I'm going to marry Chef tommorow, and there's not a goddamned think you can do about it.

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If you call me piggy one more time, I'm going to leap out of this chair and rip your goddamned nuts off with my bare hands!

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I said, "What do you want from us monster?" and the monster bent down and said, "I need about tree fiddy."

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The boys kill the succubus.

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Now that she's gone, I can't really figure out what I ever saw in her.

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Dude my eyes are seriously screwed up, Chef looks like a skinny little white guy.

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