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Isn't he funny!  No, he's annoying.
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I guess he finally found something as annoying as he is.
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Aren't they cute you guys?
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Mom, somebody's at the door!
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Oh, we's in big doo-doo now.
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mmmmmmm blimey!
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Oh, what a bloody pickle this is.
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What color is blue?
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Hey Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?
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That's kenny with brances on his head...
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We're rooting for the Broncos here Jackov!
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You know guys know what? This one time, I was watching this rabbit, a brown rabbit..
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Aw Ned, don't burp talk, that just sicks me out!
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Aw Cartman, you're supposed to bury it.
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Well we'd love to see more Jackovasaurs so maybe you two should a... get to some business.
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She's a cannon!
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I hate you guys!  You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny.  I hate him the most!
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Pooin outside....
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Behold the miracle of childbirth!
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Now does anybody know why Chubby Checker left the Beatles in 1972?
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Cut it out Ned, that's just disgusting!
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Boy we're making you an honorary  Department of Interior Person.
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Hey, you sons of bitches get back here!   I'm having a goddamned distinctive honor!
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Wait a minute, you're distracting me!
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You don't like anything Cartman!
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Its got a dragon on the blade!
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Eric makes his speech after discovering the Jackovasaur.
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How are you?  Fine just fine....
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Well I've got a barn they can stay in.  It ain't much but its heated.
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Wait until I ask a question first...
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C'mon kids, lets go find the pyramids!
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The French people laugh at Jackov
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All one of you lucky contestants has to do is answer only one of these questions!
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Amazing, the gestation period was only 4 days.
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Ned, get the Mayor on the phone, tell her that we...
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Uncle Jimbo, Cartman found some big animal creature, it ran over that way!
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You guys get over heyah!
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Weesa gonna die?
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Watch out for ground eels!
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They want you to have sex goddamnit!
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Dude, have you ever heard of whispering?
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Well then, lets say we all go get some ice cream!
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I have authoritah?
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I am department of interior guy and I have authoritah!
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School, School, I like school!
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Ah no, I musta picked up the Irish model by mistake!
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Hey, that things funny! Its stupid!
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Okay, I like South Park best of all, we're staying!
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Jackov, what is your name?
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Hey Ned, look what I bought you, a new voice box.  Want it, ya want it?
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Meesa named June-June!
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I'll keep it at my house.  No Garrison, you'll just try to have sex with it.
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Kenny dies
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Don't worry, we've come up with a plan.   You have? Yes, we're leaving!
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What about little Laura, the Williams kid?
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Ned, how the hell did you lose your voice box?
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I can't here you Ned, you don't have a trachea.
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Excuse me? *I* *lost* *my* *voice* *box*
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Yeah, was like wrestling a Louisiana alligator this thing.
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Hi you guys, I love new friends, wu-ohh!
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Meesa just don't wanna!
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Meesa scared!
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Jackovasaurs are big, loud, annoying and stupid.   Where would they fit in?
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Who's that, one of your moms boyfriends?
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You see, animal species come and go, its all part of natural evolution.
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Mayor, this is a Jackovasaur, a live one has never been seen.
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Alright, the boys here will keep little Eric Cartman Distracted...
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Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!
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I'm going home for a minute, I have to go to the bathroom.
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Hey Ned, a package came for you today from Voiceboxes Express.
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Some ominous music
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Sounds like it ran into the ostrich trap.
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Jackovasaurus's kinda piss me off.
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Mom, its another Stark's Pond creature!
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I'm glad you guys know all these pooping outside rules.
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We all know that pidgeon was a whore!
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*Is* *there* *reward* *money?*
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I have semen?  Where's the boat?
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We just have to show you this new species because you're the Department of Interior guy now.
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And now back to Jackovasaurs on Comedy Central.
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Something really strange happened.  What, you mean MTV played a video that wasn't Will Smith?
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Oh, he took care of mom too!
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Hi Jackov!  What the hell is that?   Who's laughing?
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Eric, the Mayor has invited us to compete on a game show in South Park.
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Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?
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What do you have to think about?
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You're so funny Jackov!
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What do I sit on?  You just squat stupid!
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Maybe the baby will be stillborn like Cartman was.
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Mom, can I get a Sumotomi sword used by the ancient Takagawa soilders?
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But the other Jackovasaur talked different.
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I'm preparing my speech for when they call me up to congratulate me on my discovery.
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Jackov to have sex all you need to do is, well you know,  put your...
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Oh come on, you all know that pidgeon was a total slut!
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Would you please not touch the goddamned buzzers?
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Alright, I'm gonna turn my flashlight on, it may get startled so be ready.
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Ned, that voice box sucks!
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Do we really want another one of these things hanging around?
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Well, Jackov, we hope this new home inspires you n Hope to, you know...
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Jackovasaurs don't wear clothes Jackov.
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You're suppossed to lose you idiot.  Where am I?
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Who's the cute baby?  Who's the fuzzy, hah?
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We can use its DNA and have a chance at bringing the entire Jackovasaur species back from extiction.
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