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Description |
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C'mon babe, how long have we
known each other... |
22 KB |
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Eric, your Mom's been in an
accident... we need to run over to the hospital and identify her body! |
89 KB |
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And now back to the movie of the
week... "Aliens". |
38 KB |
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Kitty gets it on with the fat
alleycat. |
110 KB |
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That's my boyfriend. Go
answer the door while I make sure I don't have food in my braces. |
19 KB |
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Go on, Astroturd! |
25 KB |
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No Kitty, I dn't have anything...
what the hell is wrong with you, stop it! |
55 KB |
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And make sure he wipes good after
he makes bears. |
17 KB |
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Yes yes, what a beautiful
night... it is Saturday, the 12 at ten forty-five... |
94 KB |
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Ok muffin, mommy's leaving
now. You do what the babysitter tells you, ok? |
26 KB |
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Isn't this guitar
awesome? Its the best of its kind, and not a scratch on it. |
20 KB |
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When I make it to the bigtime,
I'm going to take you shopping and buy you lots of badass stuff. |
32 KB |
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I'm the guy who's gonna put a
boot up your ass if you don't tell me where Shelly is. |
34 KB |
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This is bullcrap... I can't reach
the freezer! |
29 KB |
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You're never going to get this
picture. Not until my mom comes home and I prove you had a
boyfriend over here. |
51 KB |
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, a wickee wickee
Wild West! Shelly? Guess who's busted? |
53 KB |
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Cartman tries to call his mom, as
Shelly uses the telephone. |
131 KB |
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Goddamnit Kitty, you'e got to
calm down. Here, I'll get you some catnip. |
84 KB |
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You are all very bad
kittys! That is a bad, bad kitty! |
34 KB |
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The sounds of cats having sex. |
51 KB |
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Haha! Charade you
are! Looks like you're the turd now! |
32 KB |
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I cherish you, almost as much as
I cherish my guitar. |
42 KB |
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... just let me get my cowboy hat. |
13 KB |
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There's a whole crappy band
here! Can you hear them? Can you hear them? |
12 KB |
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Ok... lets see here... ah
ha! Damnit! |
49 KB |
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Demons from hell seek the chosen
one! |
51 KB |
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I'd like to see you do any
better, bitch. |
63 KB |
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Don't stand between me and my
dreams, babe! |
12 KB |
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Eskimo kisses for mommy! |
27 KB |
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Ooooh, what a party that was..... <thunk!> |
56 KB |
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...gonna go save Salma Hayek from
the big bad spider, wickee wickee wickee wickee fresh cowboy from the
west side! |
55 KB |
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You guys get out, don't questions
my love. My love is as pure as the morning snow! |
58 KB |
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You know Eric, its kinda cool
that two people who hated each other can be friends. |
35 KB |
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No Skyler, I'm not putting out
for you... because I'm 12. |
36 KB |
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...5 percents bumps every hour
after that up to 6 hours that enters into goldentime. |
38 KB |
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You're not going to trick me...
I've got the goods on you! |
24 KB |
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And don't mind the cat. She's
just being loud because she's in heat. |
17 KB |
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What? He's like 50
years old! |
43 KB |
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You're nothing but a little
turd. You're a stinky dried up little turd, you got it? |
61 KB |
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But I'm still in high
school! I told you, I'm a very immature 22 year old. |
35 KB |
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If his little woogums get cold,
you can turn up the heat over here... and if he gets cranky... |
67 KB |
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James West, cowboy and rap
star! Quick Artemis Clyde Frog, we've got to save Selma
Hayak... |
160 KB |
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The cats start to party...
complete with 70's porn beat. |
81 KB |
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I just think your sound is
kinda... last week. |
38 KB |
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Hey, you ate all the pizza! |
23 KB |
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Should anything happen to me,
that letter will go out... and you will never find it. |
50 KB |
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But Mommm, me and Artemis Clyde
Frog still have to do our love scene with Salma Hayek. |
62 KB |
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Luckily for us, my Mom's a total
lush. |
14 KB |
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Oh! Oh! Mr.
Mackee! |
26 KB |
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I'm going to get her Kitty...
mark my words! SHUT THE HELL UP KITTY! |
26 KB |
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...the gold coat lions are in the
throes of mating season. |
27 KB |
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Yes, but I need to get out of
here, I need some tacos and burritos. Me gusta tacos mucho! |
26 KB |
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Will you tell me what it looks
like, the Meteor Shower? They mostly only come every few
years... mostly. |
46 KB |
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It is Saturday, the 12th, at ten
forty-five, and my mother is away at a party right now... |
27 KB |
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If you're not putting out then
I'm movin' on! There's plenty of chicks like you out here. |
22 KB |
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The female lion relaxes her body
and says hello to Mr. Winky. |
19 KB |
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You can't hit me. Didn't you
see those nanny videos on TV? |
16 KB |
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Skyler's song about Shelly. |
266 KB |
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Over here, please, help
me! I am lost and I have no clothes. |
22 KB |
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Dude, that's not cool! |
6 KB |
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Well, I just kinda like having
you around... |
31 KB |
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Well go put that pizza in the
oven, bitch, I'm hungry. |
29 KB |
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Screw you prude bitch, me and my
bad ass guitar are going home. Hasta! |
28 KB |
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Whoa, that's quick thinking
Artemis Clyde Frog! |
42 KB |
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No Skyler, quit it! |
15 KB |
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Come in the kitchen,
Skyler. There's refreshments. |
16 KB |
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That does it, I'm calling my mom
and busting your ass! |
29 KB |
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Yeah dude, that was
hot! This guitar rocks man! It rocks! |
14 KB |
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Your two ruined my career... I'm
going to get you! |
63 KB |
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When you return, be sure you
bring mommy through the back door. Hurry Kitty! You're my only
hope! |
97 KB |
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We saved the day! Wild
Wild West! Wild Wild Wild West. A-yo wickee
wickee... |
21 KB |
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Save me! Who will save
me? |
30 KB |
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But the female doesn't
leave. No, she's moving right in. It looks as if
the male lion is screwed. |
60 KB |
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Screw you bitch, I've got plenty
of other girlfriends that will! |
25 KB |
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I mean, what kinda scumbag
asshole dates twelve year old girls? |
53 KB |
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I knew you sent the
cat! And that's why I went outside and got him! |
22 KB |
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Shelly's song about Turds. |
264 KB |
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Do you have anything to say
Skyler, Shelly's boyfriend who is sitting right he-yah? |
38 KB |
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Salma Hayak? Whoaaa,
she's hot! |
43 KB |
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SHUT UP KITTY! |
21 KB |
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...maybe sometimes, I can pretend
like you're my big sister, and you can kinda watch over me... |
134 KB |
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If we save her, I'm going to take
off her pants and play slip and slide! |
27 KB |
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Eric's snookytime is nine o'clock
sharp! |
10 KB |
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He acted like he really liked
me. Nobody ever liked me before. I can't believe I
trusted him! I'm so stupid. |
43 KB |
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And when I have yours and your
boyfriends voices on my "Speak and Record Bear", you'll mostly never
babysit me again. |
41 KB |
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...dime a dozen sphincter loving
turds... TURDS! |
15 KB |
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Look out Artemis Clyde Frog, its
a giant metal spider. Bang bang bang, yo yo yo gettin jiggy
with it, bang bang! |
40 KB |
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Stupid asshole stuffed animals
trying to ruin my n ight! |
22 KB |
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The male lion is enticed by the
female's supple breasts and firm backside. |
19 KB |
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Notice his large swollen balls. |
38 KB |
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Testing, testing, one two....
SWEET. |
22 KB |
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I'm a bad ass cowboy living in a
cowboy's age.. wickee wickee fat yo yo bang bang... |
122 KB |
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That is of course the age of my
baby sitter, Shelly Marsh, age 12. |
30 KB |
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Please help me, I will give you
tacos! |
48 KB |
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And if he gets cranky, just play
tummy rub rubs with him. |
13 KB |
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I have to go deal with turdboy. |
11 KB |
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Ok, get your turd coat, you can
come see the meteor shower with us. |
14 KB |
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Open this door, turdledove! |
24 KB |
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You're the turdman of Alcatraz! |
20 KB |
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Your mom doesn't get home for
three more hours. That's plenty of time for me to make a
turd sandwich outta you. |
41 KB |
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You make us that pizza before I
break you in half like the little turdstick you are. |
49 KB |
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Ha ha! I knew it was a
turd trick and I opened the door because Mr. Kitty is on the way to my
mom's party... |
27 KB |
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When my mom finds out that my
babysitter's had their boyfriends over, she mostly gets mad... mostly. |
44 KB |
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Well, you're pretty ugly, but you
don't have to be dating 22 year olds. |
51 KB |
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And now... back to Wild Animal
World. |
215 KB |
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The complete Wild Wild West play
scene. |
160 KB |
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If his little woogums get cold,
you can turn up the heat over here. |
14 KB |
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You know, as far as turds go,
you're ok! |
20 KB |
