308_ACCUSINGSTARES.mp3

Yeah, yeah its true, I thought it was exciting and maybe it was but I can't deal with your accusing stares!

308_ACTINGTHATWAY.mp3

How come they're acting that way Stan, huh?

308_AIRSHAFT.mp3

So, Bosley, whats our next mission?  We're going upstairs!

308_ALLWEDID.mp3

All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!

308_ALOTOFACTION.mp3

Yeah, you can get alot of action when you have a hottub!

308_ANGEREDBOSLEY.mp3

Oh dear, we've angered Bosley.

308_AREYOUSURE.mp3

Are you sure.  Of course we're sure, we're the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms.

308_AWFULDANGEROUS.mp3

We're just gonna slide you down this rope and you gotta get our video to that reporter done there.  That sounds awful dangerous.

308_BASEMENT.mp3

I've got a special kids room down in the basement.  Aw!

308_BEARTHRUIT.mp3

Well your mom and I don't get out much so you'll just have to bear through it.

308_BIGPROBLEM.mp3

Hey you guys, we've got a big problem!  The ATF is outside and they think you're a religous cult, you gotta go talk to them!

308_BURNUSUP.mp3

Oh, sweet Jesus Mary mother of Jesus wife of Joseph father to Mary, wait...

308_CHARLIESANGELS.mp3

Why we could play Charlie's Angels!

308_CHEERIO.mp3

Cheerio Stan, I do say its quite a nice surprise seeing you here.  Shutup Pip.

308_CHER.mp3

That's great music Mr. Mackey, what is that?   Oh, this is Cher, this is her new album.  Well hell, turn it up!

308_COMEONANGELS.mp3

Come on angels!  Which angel am I again?

308_COOKIESANDTV.mp3

Alright angels, your next mission is the find Bosley some cookies and a TV set.

308_COOL.mp3

Tom i'm standing in front of a house where a religious cult is planning to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts.  Wow cool!

308_DANGEROUS.mp3

Setting them on fire sounds a little bit dangerous commander.  It is, but we can't let them kill themselves.

308_DEARGOD.mp3

Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh, great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph, what are we gonna do?

308_DONEITTOO.mp3

Well, its not like you are the only guys who ever watched another guy masturbate, i've done it.

308_DONOTDOIT.mp3

Whatever it is you are intending to do, do not do it!

308_DONTWORRY.mp3

So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics are bout to commit mass suicide?  Oh, don't worry, we won't let that happen, even if it means we have to kill each and every one of them.

308_ENGLAND.mp3

Are people nice in England Pip? I bet there are huh, they've got those big noses and all.

308_EVERYTHINGIWANT.mp3

Ok Bosley, we've got you cookies and a TV set, so what's our next mission.  There are no more missions, I have everything I want.

308_FINGERSANDWICHES.mp3

Juanita, Juanite, we need some more finger sandwiches!

308_FLORIDA.mp3

Hey, if you watch another guy masturbate does that make you gay?

308_FLOWERS.mp3

Attention cult people: do not commit mass suicide.  There are so many reasons not to kill yourselfs.  Flowers, for instance, and backrubs.

308_FOOTBALL.mp3

I think the Jets are gonna be the team to beat this year in the AFC.  Yeah!

308_FUNNY.mp3

You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time.  People we'll think you guys are, you know, funny.

308_GANZTECHNIQUE.mp3

They aren't going to come out, use the Ganz Technique.

308_GETDOWN.mp3

Code 7, we believe we have found the compound, request immediate backup.  Ok, so just what is going on here people?

308_GETREADY.mp3

Alright, lets get ready to kick some religious fanatic ass!

308_GLADYOUREHERE.mp3

Hey Stan, boy I sure am glad you're here...

308_GOBACKINSIDE.mp3

Go back inside and tell everyone that they are surround.  Tell them to come out peacefully and we will not shoot them.

308_GOGETIT.mp3

Look, you see this, you see this? Yes.  You see it, you see it?  Go get it, go get it!

308_GRABBEDASS.mp3

Great party Mr. Mackey, Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass!

308_HARDTIME.mp3

Look, I'm just having a hard time with what we did in the hottub.  So, so now we can't be friends?

308_HAROLDSDOINGIT.mp3

Oh look, Harold's doing it again!

308_HATETOTROUBLEYOU.mp3

Well, we hate to trouble you Stan, but would mind terribly being Bosley for us?

308_HECKTOPAY.mp3

If you don't get outside right now and tell those army guys you're not religious fantastics, there's gonna be heck to pay, heck I tell ya.

308_HERESYOURMISSION.mp3

In 10 minutes this room is gonna fill up with water and drown everybody.  You have to find me a way outta this room, fast.

308_HOLDYOURFIRE.mp3

People at the door, that was a warning.  Go back inside and tell the others that they now have one minute to surrender.

308_HOMOSEXUALFANTASY.mp3

You never had a homosexual fantasy, not that I have...

308_HOORAYTHEN.mp3

Why with your tape I'll be able to make millions and further my career beyond my wildest dreams.

308_IKEWALK.mp3

The sound of Ike walking.

308_ILIKEMATH.mp3

I like math.

308_INSANECOUPLE.mp3

According to the ATF, the couple refused to cooperate then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone.

308_INTERESTING.mp3

So, well, that was certainly interesting.   Yeah.  You don't regret doing it now do you?

308_INTIMATEMOMENT.mp3

We did not share an intimate moment, ok,   that makes it sound gay!

308_ITSFORREAL.mp3

C'mon angels, we've got a new mission, and this times its for real!

308_JACLYNSMITH.mp3

Can I be Jaclyne Smith, can I?

308_JOHNSONGOESIN.mp3

Would you like a metero mai tai?  Hey, I love mai tais!

308_LEARNEDSOMETHING.mp3

So you mean we can stay friends Stan, wouldn't that be swell, huh?

308_LOOKEDHOT.mp3

Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there?   She looks hot!

308_MASSSUICIDE.mp3

Its just like we told you officer.  There is a religious cult in there that plans to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts.

308_MELVINS.mp3

Dad, you can't leave me here, these guys are total Melvins!

308_MOREDIP.mp3

Juanita, can you fix some more dip?   Please, Juanita?

308_NEEDBOSLEY.mp3

Hey, thats because we need Bosley.  Bosley always told the angels what their mission was.

308_NEVERTELLANYBODY.mp3

When you masturbate with another guy in a hottub you assume nobody's going to tell anybody!

308_NEWMISSION.mp3

Yes, c'mon angels, it looks like we have a new mission!

308_NICEJOBPIP.mp3

Nice job, Pip.  Did I do a nice job, really?

308_NORMALPARTY.mp3

As you can see, this a perfectly normal party.   Nobody is killing themselves.

308_NOTCULTISTS.mp3

We have just recieved an exclusive video from inside the house, proving that the people inside are not cultists after all.

308_NOTHINGTOWEAR.mp3

Oh, I'm not hottubbing I have nothing to wear!

308_NOTNOWSTAN.mp3

Dad, dad, they shot at us!  Not now Stan.

308_NOTONEOFYOU.mp3

Dude, I'm not putting on lady's clothes, and I'm not playing Charlie's Angels.

308_NOTREALLYGAY.mp3

Yeah, well, that, thats not really gay, is it?

308_NOWAYOUT.mp3

Butters, is there any way outta here?  No, no way out...

308_OHMYGOD.mp3

Oh my God!

308_OOPS.mp3

Sir, this isn't gonna look good.  You're right.  Quick, lets get outta here!

308_OUTOFTIME.mp3

Oh no, we're outta time!

308_PIPGAME.mp3

Whippie tippie too too, tra la la la!

308_POOPYKINS.mp3

Mommy's little poopykins!  *thump*

308_PRETZELS.mp3

Whenever there's a party the adults get to hang out and have fun while the kids spend the night locked in the basement eating stale pretzels.

308_PRIMARYCONCERN.mp3

The ATF commander tells us that he has reason to believe there may be children inside and they are the primary concern of all.

308_RADFOOD.mp3

Why would we wanna go upstairs for?   Because, you stupid Melvin, they have rad food and deserts upstairs!

308_RAISETHEROOF.mp3

Yee-hoo. Raise the roof!  Raise the roof!

308_REALREPORTERS.mp3

Hey, I'm a real reporter!  You're right, you are Dougie, you did an awesome job.

308_RECONSIDER.mp3

I dunno about this, I think i'll reconsider, yup, I think reconsidering is the thing to do about now.

308_RECONTEAMPHOTO.mp3

We just received a photo from the recon team of the action inside the house, showing evidence that there are children trapped inside.

308_RICKYMARTIN.mp3

Who? Who did you hear is gay?

308_RIGHTNOW.mp3

I know, but I want to make love to you right now.  I have to make love to you right now.

308_SABRINADUNCAN.mp3

Oh no no no, my name is Sabrina Duncan, remember, we're playing Charlie's Angels.

308_SAVEDTHEDAY.mp3

Oh, I believe we've saved the day!

308_SCREWEDUPWACO.mp3

We know what we're doing, we did this all before in Waco.

308_SCREWYOUGUYS.mp3

Well screw you guys!  I'm gettting in for a while too!  Geronimo!

308_SHOTATUS.mp3

How come you slap my face Stan, huh, why why on Earth would you go and do that for anyways?

308_SIMULATION.mp3

Attention everyone, this has only been a test.   Good job men on this, um, simulation.

308_SMASHINGJOB.mp3

Well angels, I must say we did a smashing job!

308_SOMUCHBETTER.mp3

You mean it, I'm not gay?

308_SOUNDSFUN.mp3

Oh, this sounds as fun as Wickershums and Dubblers!

308_SOURPUSS.mp3

What are you, a sourpuss?

308_SUPERWEAK.mp3

I had to hang out all night with these freakin Melvins.  Dude, weak!  Superweak!

308_TALKDAMNYOU.mp3

Randy you are making me feel unimportant.

308_THATSTHISHOUSE.mp3

Oh my God, dude, that's this house!

308_THATWASME.mp3

Was that your leg?

308_THEREITIS.mp3

We watched each other jackoff in the hottub!

308_THEYMOVED.mp3

Did you see them move?  I did.  Yeah, yeah they moved alright.

308_THOSEBASTARDS.mp3

Damnit where's Johnson.  No communication, it doesn't look good for him.

308_THREESOME.mp3

That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with, a threesome!

308_TINYBITS.mp3

Oh, looks like that cult is about to be blown into tiny bits!

308_WANTTOPLAY.mp3

We were just playing a game called Wickershums and Dubblers, want to play?

308_WATCHYOURASS.mp3

Watch your ass!

308_WEAPONS.mp3

Lay down your weapons.  We don't have any weapons!

308_WELCOME.mp3

Hello, welcome, mmmkay???

308_WHATSHAPPENED.mp3

What's happened to you, you've become all needy and talkative!

308_WHATSUP.mp3

Hey Randy, what's up?  What the hell is that supposed to mean?

308_WICKERKNICKER.mp3

I'm the head Wickerknicker, and you're all little Wickershums.

308_WICKERSHAM.mp3

Wippie tippiee too too, tra la la la, Wickershum, tally ho!

308_WILDPARTY.mp3

This is already a wild party!

308_WOLLOP.mp3

Anybody for the meteor mai tai punch?  It packs quite a wollop.