Kyle and Ike, you be safe... and Kenny, try to act Jewish.

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Moses, I apologize for any inconvience and I was just, uh...

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See this little bear cub, its his birthday?

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The ritual with the ringing of the bell.

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I can't watch the meteor shower with you Kenny.   I have to go to Jewbilee

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When do we get to eat carrot cake?

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Squirts, fall in.  Chinese formation.

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Oh... wonderful... could you run out and grab some of those candles for us?  There we go.

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Oh, enough already, what has Moses ever done for us?

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Enter the conch shell Moses.  And there you shall stay, trapped for all eternity.

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Damn, damn, damn, damn!  Ok bear, that does it!  You want to kill all the squirt?  You can have them...

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Free!  Free to punish those that imprisoned me.

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How come your head is looking... so... funny looking?

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Kenny grabs the conch shell during the ritual.

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C'mon Kyle!  You're gonna be late for Jew Scouts.

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A non-Jew has infiltrated Jew Scouts and looked upon the face of Moses.  He must be dealt with...

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That's it you god damned stupid bear face.   Jesus help me, he got another squirt!

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Squirts, go grab your gear, we're going to go hunt ourselves a bear!

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The hour of Jewbilee is near.  Let all debts be forgiven and all slaved freed.  Maaawahhhhhh...

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...you have to go so some day you can be a big brave Jew Scout.

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Kenny impales his head on the conch shell.

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The Squirt Leader sings the Squirt song...

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I'm fine with obeying.  Yeah, obeying should work out swell.

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You immobilze the bear with the net.  Then echo team run up and attack the bear with your Squirt knives.

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I pledge to be a Jew Scout, my honor wide and true.  I am proud to be a Jew Scout otherwise I'd just be a Jew.

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...from the Orthadox Jews, to the Hacidic Jews, to the Northern Italy Cave Jews...

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Oh, Jiminy Gravy what is this?

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...And those little shaker things where you put beans inside paper plates that are glued together...

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A bit of Chinese music as the Squirts retreive the keys.

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God damnit.  You stupid god damn son of a bear, you've taken your last Squirt, you hear me?

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You don't make a macaroni picture of the Last Supper at a Jewish camp!

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You know, I think we learned something all today...

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And it was foretold that the spirit of Moses would finally rest when his spirit was imprisioned...

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The elders have given us a very important task tonight.  We're all going to make macaroni pictures...

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"Get ready, answer the door."   Jesus Christ.  Make up your freaking mind.

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If you guys love Moses so much why don't you marry him?

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That's Moses, stupid.

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Moses is trapped for all eternity...

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Some sort of "Hebrew" chant.   (Apologizes, I'm not Jewish, so I don't know WTF this is, if it is really anything at all.)

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It is not stupid Kenny.  This is my faith and you shouldn't make fun of it.

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Kenny McHeinenberg.

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I desire... popcorn necklaces.

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Ma, Ike keeps taking off his Squirt uniform.

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Your synagouge of anti-semites is too strange.   Get out and do not return.  You are no longer welcome here.

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Elder, its not my fault.  He told me he was Jewish.

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Moses, nooooooo!

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There is an impurity... this child here is not kosher.

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Tonight's meteor shower is the sign of a new time...

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Oh no, the bear took a squirt.  I'm gonna get it now!

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Stupid assholes, Moses isn't going to teach them anything!

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C'mon Squirts, we've got to go help them.

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Because that's what Squirts do, now shut your piehole.

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We'll just see how Mr. Bear likes ratpoison.

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All we have to do is stick together and then we'll spend the rest of the night making bear sandwiches.

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Elder Schwartz?  I lost the Squirts.   I lost all the Squirts... but SCREW YOU!

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Kenny says "Shit!"

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Tell Ike how much fun Squirts is, Kyle... (yeah lie).

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No, no, you're very special.  Its just that Jewbilee is for Jewish kids.

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Alpha 5 and Gamma 7 will be on recon team.   Alpha will take left flank and flush the bear out...

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I'm the Squirt Leader.  I don't want to be the Squirt Leader but I don't have a choice...

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We are Squirts, we are Squirts, we're so kosher that it hurts...  when we get older we'll be Scouts but until then we are Squirts.

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You think you can stop me from getting my badge, stupid bear?  Think again!

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Oh no, its too late!

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Moses, great leader, on this blessed night of Jubilee we ask for your tutelage.

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I don't believe I've heard of the anti-Semitic sect of Judaism before...

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Great and honorable Moses.  What do you desire for us, your children?

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Where the hell are the Squirts?  We need those macaroni pictures for Moses right now!

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Maybe you can go with me, then it won't suck so hard!

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...and it was the night that stars flew around the sky... YES!  YES!

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...returns from the 9th tower of death illusionment and smotes Moses and all of his followers into pilars of dust that would cry for their petty lives but can't because they were just turned into dust and all.

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