Hirihito says "we have to act fast" in Japanese.

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The entire Action Bike commercial.

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The entire Alabama Man commercial.

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Your plane will fly autopilot to Pearl Harbor...

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The complete television ad for Chinpoko Mon camp.

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Join together and give me money so I can buy more Chinpoko Mon!

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I've got ...to but... Chinpoko Mon... must buy it...

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Royal Crown Chinpoko Master?  Holy shit!

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The closing music from the end of the credits...

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Stan, please, come home!

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We understand you have big concerns about our fine product...

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I got Roostor, Lambtron, and Shoe.

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Is this cool or not?  I can't tell!

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You don't appear to have any Chinpoko Mon.

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He doesn't really have a small penis.... OH!

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Oh my Got!  The identity of the evil power will not be revealed until all Chinpoko Mon are collected by the Royal Crown Chinpoko Master.  Duhhh!

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We are very simple people with very small penis.

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The evil power is the United States government!

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Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuan penis.

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For the last time my name is not Garrisonsan, and this is not Hatsan.

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...yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now.

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Randy and Sharon watch Chinpoko Mon to see if it has good moral values.

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...Buy all the Chinpoko Mon and you'll have happy feelings...

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Oh dear, let's keep trying.  How about this?

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This man has very big penis.  What an immense penis!

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The entire scene with the toy store clerk at the Chinpoko Mon Company HQ.

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We at Japan Toy company in awe of your large penis.

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Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode of Chinpoko Mon.

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The boys break the news to Kyle that Chinpoko Mon is 'over'.

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Hirihito and his helper talk a bit of Japanese.

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Everybody's gonna be sooo jealous when they see my Chinpoko Mon.

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The kids march into town, while chanting Japanese...

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I am sad now because Lambtron must be very lonely because there are so few Lambtrons in the world.  Will he every find a companion.

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We will begin with language and excercise skills.

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What?  Aiiight ain't cool either?  When did that happen?

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Stan explains to Kyle what he learned today...

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Get ouf of the way!  Move it!

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There you go son, I honestly don't know what you see in these things.

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You Americans have such humongous bulbous penis.

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No, thank you... another chance to be in same room with big American penis.

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Anything we like is instantly not cool!

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Hey, get off of him.  He's not dead yet!

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No kitty, you can't have these chicken tenders because they are mine and I keep them to myself, oho.

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It is again time for the rising sun to sit tall in the sky.  One Japan, one society.

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I think Chinpoko Mon is Chinpokorific.  I got shoe.

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God damnit there is no more Pengin!

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Bill Clinton talks about the size of his penis.

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Mr. Garrison orders the kids to be quiet.

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Hey, I'm the one who's standing out here with a gay guitar like a god damn hippie all weekend.  What have you two assholes done?

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In the real world I can either get a Chinpoko Mon or I can be the only kid without one, which singles me out...

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I want to know what the hell you people are doing with these dolls...

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A Japanese speaking Cartman mocks Mr. Garrison and farts.

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Dude, the videogame gave Kenny a seizure!

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Seriously, Mom.  Must go!  Must buy.  Mom, I've only just heard, they're making Chinpoko Mon dolls, mom.  You can collect them all.

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We can not take over your city filled with men full of such Mastadonic penis.

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But you, Americans... wow!  Penis so big!  So big penis!

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Cartman explains to Kyle about the special Chinpoko Mon camp.

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Remember what "Bbattle of the Network Stars" did to an entire generation?

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I'm gonna go kill some ants or something.

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No, get off, you stupid rats!  He's not dead yet!

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But mom, I have to get the first one or else people won't think I'm coooool.

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Jesus-tapdancing-Christ!  Get with the program, Kyle.

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No kitty, these are my spicy hot Lousiana baked chicken tenders!

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the time has come!  We will take Pearl Harbor!

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Goddamnit you're supposed to trade you little asshole!  Give me Pengin!

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Hey Stan, look at my new bumper sticker.  Isn't that cool?

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Oh, you didn't get a special Chinpoko Mon game controller.  Jesus Christ!

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We're going to show you a couple of commercials...

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Kenny splits open from the inside.

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The toy store owner overhears the messages inside the Chinpoko Mon dolls.

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Your penis... wow!

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You are American?  You must have very big penis.

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