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Description |
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Boy, that kid's having a hard
time adjusting to public school. |
18 KB |
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It was nice competing against you
boys, we will have to do it again sometime. |
19 KB |
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I think it would be appropriate
for you to talk with your sons and instruct them to no longer tease or
bother with my boy. |
22 KB |
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Oh my God! He's beating
the crap outta Kyle! Yeah, he's a badass! |
73 KB |
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Don't forget that this friday
night is the South Park Elementary Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance. |
36 KB |
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Thats the point,
buttpipe! Don't call me a buttpipe buttpipe! |
69 KB |
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I have to extripate a lesion in
his cerebral cortex or risk infection to synaptic responses! |
45 KB |
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Cartman tries to spell chair. |
183 KB |
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The answer is 1492... |
35 KB |
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Of for Christ's sake kid, the
word is chair! |
47 KB |
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How come you never pick me? |
40 KB |
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Come on phonics monkey, drum! |
92 KB |
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Hey, would you like to come up to
my room? |
43 KB |
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Alright Mark, your word is
conscientious. |
100 KB |
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Put your hand down, creampuff! |
25 KB |
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Hey baby, come and see me later! |
18 KB |
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Oh my God, phonics monkey killed
Kenny! Yer damned straight he did. |
79 KB |
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Why can't I go to school with the
other boys? |
33 KB |
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Damn dude, those homeschool kids
are smart. Yeah, too bad they have the personalities of a
dish cloth. |
19 KB |
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Mark, where's your sister? |
46 KB |
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Oh dude, you don't say that! |
56 KB |
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C H, CH, Chalk! |
94 KB |
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Oh my goodness, are you two
enemies? |
41 KB |
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Oh God, this kid's gonna last
about five seconds out on the playground. |
11 KB |
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...and then we duct tape him to
the flagpole! |
70 KB |
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Alright, fine Mark, you go ahead
and go to public school! |
36 KB |
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Rebecca, don't you ever look at
the town, at that flicker of light over there? |
296 KB |
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Oh, please God, let it be forever. |
9 KB |
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Kyle serenades Rebecca. |
102 KB |
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Cartman sings about being free. |
30 KB |
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Uh, hello, my girl is 8 years
old, what does she need to know about love? |
53 KB |
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NIce speech, nerdo! Thanks
gaywad! |
15 KB |
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You're going down, bitch! |
24 KB |
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Alright, I'll guess I'll go. |
72 KB |
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You should be able to throw the
grading curve and flunk all these little bastards! |
21 KB |
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Chair, C H A R E... |
40 KB |
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Cruxledifibic is a hard word to
spell. |
139 KB |
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Hey Kyle, wanna go make out? |
35 KB |
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Dude, homeschooling rules! |
46 KB |
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Um, can I talk to her? |
27 KB |
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Hey guys, what's up? |
20 KB |
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Eric, I got you a new history
textbook, why don't you come downstairs? |
61 KB |
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h-h-h-holy cow! |
24 KB |
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The Intro to Holy Diver. |
71 KB |
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What the hell is hooked on monkey
phonics? |
38 KB |
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Dio goes unplugged. |
38 KB |
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You see, I've learned something
today... |
156 KB |
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The phonics monkey song. |
64 KB |
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Well, I'm glad we all learned
something today kids, now lets dance! |
18 KB |
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Welcome to Hooked on Monkey
Phonics, Level One. |
68 KB |
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I don't understand, you seem to
like that boy yet hate him at the same time. |
18 KB |
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Rebecca spells litoral. |
100 KB |
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Why don't you run away and join
the circus you little son of a bitch?!? |
29 KB |
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Huh, are you ready for some math
problems? |
26 KB |
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Mark, public schools are no good. |
37 KB |
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That must be him! |
56 KB |
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Dude, what a bunch of freakin'
nerdos! |
8 KB |
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Look, I got you Hooked on Monkey
Phonics! |
31 KB |
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Stay, at home, all day, no school? |
37 KB |
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You got my note? |
22 KB |
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Hey thats not fair, you can't let
homeschool kids into a public school spelling bee! |
73 KB |
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I'm not through with you, bitch! |
50 KB |
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You bet money on my son to win? |
49 KB |
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Yes, but not I think we may have
opened a pandora's box that we can't close! |
18 KB |
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But I want to play with the other
children. |
24 KB |
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C'mon Pip, say it, say please hit
me. |
36 KB |
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Look Eric, mommy got you a
present! |
56 KB |
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Are you ready to rock, boys and
girls? |
36 KB |
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Yeah, dude, but guys just do
that, we rip on each other and stuff. |
38 KB |
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Please welcome Ronnie James DIo! |
51 KB |
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At least my daughter will remain
safe! |
36 KB |
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Screw you guys, I'm a gonna be
homeschooled! |
51 KB |
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Have a nice second half of the
day, nerdo! |
58 KB |
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Seeya, Papa! |
37 KB |
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Cartman rolls around in bed. |
48 KB |
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Yeah, well, you shouldn't be such
a smartmouthed Mr. Knowitall! |
20 KB |
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You can't just wait until she's a
teenager and expect her to just figure out everything all at once. |
37 KB |
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Oh boy, sorry dude, you're on
your own. |
49 KB |
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Hey fatass, how is homeschool
going? |
43 KB |
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But the big dance is tomorrow and
all the guys are gonna ducttape him to the flagpole. |
25 KB |
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Eric, please, we have to do some
studying today! |
43 KB |
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I'm sorry son, there's nothing we
can do to stop those bullies. |
48 KB |
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Uhh, hi... Hello... |
44 KB |
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We have a new student joining us
today from homeschool. |
43 KB |
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Lets just try to pretend there
isn't a little boy in a huge plastic hampster ball here and continue
with our studies. |
33 KB |
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What's in a name? |
14 KB |
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She's a Goddamned whore,
Papa! Ah, she sure is! |
33 KB |
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I just like wine coolers. |
42 KB |
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Do you live in the woods or
something? |
15 KB |
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Don't you 'oh, brother' me, she's
the woman of my dreams! |
35 KB |
