Name |
Description |
Size |
|
The North
still won the cival war, that means slavery is abolished. |
57 KB |
|
Yeah, can I
get some of those animal cookies? |
34 KB |
|
Yeah, and now
you can take that stupid beard off! *Rip* AHH.... |
56 KB |
|
I bet you
can't. What, is that a challenge? |
34 KB |
|
Yeah, why do
we have to be their bitches every year? |
12 KB |
|
This is the
most bizarre thing I've ever seen. |
11 KB |
|
Well I'm
joining them, those blanks hurt! |
20 KB |
|
The boys
bribe Butters. |
35 KB |
|
Confederate
messenger Butters reporting, sir. |
49 KB |
|
Checkmate
Cartman, pretty soon you're going to be our slave. |
25 KB |
|
It was a cold
morning in 1862... |
79 KB |
|
Alrighty
everyone, we're going to do the entire reenactment again because of
some confusion over the bell. |
23 KB |
|
The marching
music. |
48 KB |
|
Well Cartman,
the South lost, that means you'r our slave for a month. |
23 KB |
|
Cartman's
letter from Topeka. |
116 KB |
|
Cartman's
letter to the President. |
64 KB |
|
The bet was
that the South doesn't win the war and the South still didn't win the
war dipshit. |
46 KB |
|
Don't touch
me. |
22 KB |
|
Wow, look at
that, the entire state of South Carolina showed up. |
28 KB |
|
This is a
reenactment Kyle, my name is private John Farcastle. |
60 KB |
|
...and was
forced to live off her own feces for several days. |
16 KB |
|
Lincoln and
Davis signed a treaty general, the war is over. |
33 KB |
|
No way,
flutes are totally gay! |
19 KB |
|
Gentleman, I
hate to break up the party, but I believe we have a fort to take. |
33 KB |
|
Gentleman, we
can win this battle... |
100 KB |
|
This year
i've decided to fight for the glorious South. |
44 KB |
|
God bless
those men, and God bless the conferatah. |
34 KB |
|
We can't go
home, we've got to take Fort Sumpter! |
28 KB |
|
Give me some
more S'more Schnapps, I've going to be sick! |
22 KB |
|
For a good
reenactment, we've got to pretend down to the last detail that we're
really in the Civil War. |
44 KB |
|
Hey guys,
lets all play a game of grab ass! |
57 KB |
|
Its just the
Southern states, who needs them? |
41 KB |
|
I hate you
guys so much, so very very much. |
22 KB |
|
Hey
government, you can't ignore our anguished cries anymoree! |
38 KB |
|
Damnit Billy,
this isn't about you having to be slaves, this is about history! |
34 KB |
|
The Fort
Sumpter tour guide explains its history. |
105 KB |
|
Nut-ah, the
South is going to win! |
29 KB |
|
*puke* |
9 KB |
|
You know
what, I bet we could take Topeka right now and prove 'em all wrong! |
56 KB |
|
You can't
just come to a Civil War reenactment dressed up like General Lee,
fatass! |
21 KB |
|
They're just
drunk Cartman, as soon as they sober up they'll stop. |
38 KB |
|
You're not
supposed to rock, you're just supposed to keep the beat. |
19 KB |
|
Cartman's
letter to Mrs. McCormick. |
113 KB |
|
Oh my God,
they killed Kenny! You bastards! Hey! |
88 KB |
|
I think you
learned something today... |
53 KB |
|
Alright Yank,
tell us where you keep your Yaegerman's S'more Flavored Schnapps! |
50 KB |
|
Good thing
you have that videotape of him and Marisa Tomei. I don't, I
made it up. |
51 KB |
|
Whoa dude,
your grandpa still isn't dead? |
59 KB |
|
its just like
the million man march except that there actually are a million people. |
15 KB |
|
They mock us
in Kansas soilder. |
34 KB |
|
MOh,m oh my
head |
52 KB |
|
A frightening
radical group from Colorado is making its way across the Southern
states of America. |
80 KB |
|
C'mon guys,
just one little drink. |
42 KB |
|
We've got to
make these little peckers stop before they get themselves killed. |
19 KB |
|
You can't
just hit a drum you have to beat the shit outta it! |
36 KB |
|
Not now Stan,
I'm pillaging! |
27 KB |
|
Come Kenny,
come fight for us and I'll make sure you gets lots of plunder and
womens. |
17 KB |
|
Soon you will
be my propertah! |
17 KB |
|
Its gonna be
rad having Cartman be our slave. |
25 KB |
|
Cartman what
the hell are you doing? I'm playing the drum. |
60 KB |
|
Alright
folks, sorry for the false start, we're ready to go again. |
53 KB |
|
What's that
noise officer? |
37 KB |
|
Screw you
guys, I'm going home! |
40 KB |
|
They're not
terrorists, they're just a bunch of drunk Wankers from Colorado. |
37 KB |
|
I shot you
Ned, you have to fall down. |
23 KB |
|
And I say its
high time we kicked some ass, who's with me? |
84 KB |
|
We'll get you
son of a bitches! |
70 KB |
|
This year's
alcohol sponser is Yaegerman's S'more Flavored Schnapps. |
59 KB |
|
Goddamnit,
now we have to start over. |
39 KB |
|
Suck my ass! |
19 KB |
|
That would
suck so much ass. |
31 KB |
|
He's
reinacting Jefferson Davis, you can't talk that way to a superior
officer. |
26 KB |
|
Men, I want
you all to know as the President of the Confederacy I am hereby
surrendering. |
47 KB |
|
I am Suzette,
the S'more Schnapps girl! |
41 KB |
|
Take the fort! |
84 KB |
|
Perhaps we
should take Topeka. |
53 KB |
|
The
Confederates take Topeka. |
105 KB |
|
Thanks alot,
Bill Clinton. Yeah, thanks dick. |
13 KB |
|
Well, I think
we got what we wanted! |
30 KB |
|
The first
reenactment. |
173 KB |
|
C'mon
Cartman, how much you want to bet the South doesn't win? |
56 KB |
|
It is time to
march to Washington, D.C. |
26 KB |
|
The Topeka
intro music. |
49 KB |
|
Wait a
minute, they're are still doing a reenactement... |
40 KB |
|
Alright,
alright, lets just try again. |
65 KB |
|
Why, why
should they get the bell? |
42 KB |
|
There are
over 200 folks from all over the state that have come to see the
reenactment. |
38 KB |
|
Hey, what's
that guy doing? |
21 KB |
|
Where to
next, General? |
49 KB |
|
Boy, this
just keeps getting weirder doesn't it? |
42 KB |
|
Long live the
Confederacy. Yeehaw! |
21 KB |
|
Haha, you
lose, fatass! |
30 KB |
|
We take the
S'more Schnapps and by tommorow they all want to go home. |
24 KB |
