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We're going to talk about our periods, and boys, lets talk about boys first.
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A rather pukish rendition of Auld Lang Syne.
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It looks like the little fellah is a bit nervous...
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I think Craig is pretty cool, but I don't think Clyde is very cool.
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Um, its the millennium, Jesus.
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All the gusy are getting they're periods, and I don't think I am!
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Well its when puberty hits and you bleed, you know, down there...
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Hey, Las Vegas is a pretty cool place for us mature people.
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What's the matter, little cracker?
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Hey, don't feel bad Stan, some of us just mature a little later then others.
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I'm not even supposed to have my period!
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What, fatass?
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Father, I need to talk to you.
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Now, for our first club activity.
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I'm here live  in Las Vegas in what is quickly becoming known as the gayest party ever.
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And he lifts me up with his gentle arms...
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I was overcome with my new popularity and I let pride get in the way of good judgement.
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Good morning, South Park!
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Hey, Rod, great to see you!
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Jesus, why does God hate me?
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Oh, hello Stan!
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Ladies and Gentleman, here he is, as promised, Mr. Rod "Do you Think I'm Sexy" Stewart!
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He's neat, mommy.
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Who never went through puberty?
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How come I haven't gotten my period yet?
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Ike, can I talk to you?
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Ike, I don't know what to do...
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I've got to catch a plane to Las Vegas to see the Rod Stewart Millennium Show.
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Whoa dude, I've got boobs!
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Are you there God, its me, Jesus...
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I can just say I got my period!
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All over the world people are starting to celebrate by dancing and singing and killing one another.
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Kenny gets his period.
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We knew you could do it, Jesus!
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I might not even get to be their friend anymore.
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Oh look, its that little boy who hasn't gotten his period yet!
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He's gotten a little older but you're gonna see how much he can still rock.
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Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, is presenting Rod Stewart, the undisputed King of Pop, right here at this hotel behind me.
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In local news, a stomach virus is going around that is causing bleeding of the colon in some small children.
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Look, Stan, do you really know what a period is?
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I just love helping people.
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Yes, puberty is a very wonderful thing, Stan.
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I got my period and you guys didn't!
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Look, Kenny and I are mature now.
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Stan, let me sing you a little song about the menstrual cycle.
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Tell your father to take just one of these pills every week.
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Wow Stan, you really got some nice titties there.
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If God answered all our prayers, there'd be nothing left for us to do ourselves.
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And then the next day you're at the bottom again because everyone has blood come out of there ass....
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I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do.
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Since it is the end of the first 2000 years, I will allow you, my children, to ask me one quesiton.
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Perhaps the children are all shoving tampons up their ass because they've seen the Backstreet Boys doing it on TV or something.
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Well, because yesterday, I got my period.
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You guys, I got my period too!
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You pooped your pants?
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Are you there God, its me, Stan.
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Father, will you please reconsider and show up tomorrow?
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And ye who believe in me shall be rewarded!
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The riot.
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Alright people, are we ready to rock the Millennium?
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Is everyone accounted for?
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Rod is a seasoned veteran so going to have to ask for a bit more cash.
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Dude, I don't think 8 year olds are supposed to take hormones.
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After reviewing the Bible, it does say that something big is going to happen at the Millennium.
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We want to see God!
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Dude, Cartman can't hit puberty before us!
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Ok, today's word is spirituality...
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Stan's letter to God.
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We've got about 4 hours to the New Year and so I think its time to start it up!
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Dude, did you get your period yet?
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Meanwhile, more and more people are showing up to show their support for Jesus.
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The folks are sure glad you're playing.
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Now lets talk about our periods.
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Did you get your Maxi Pads, Kenny?
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I'm not bleeding outta my ass!!!
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If Jesus comes out of his house and is not scared by his shadow it means the next 1000 years will be full of peace and love.
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Hey wait, that doesn't count as our question does it?
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That's God?
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I believe that the Goddess in me is my spirituality.
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I have, this friend, see...
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Stanly, wake up honey, its time to leave for Las Vegas!
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We want God!  We want God!
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What did you expect me to look like, my son?
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Well, God can't just answer every prayer.
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What happened, what killed him, doctor?
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So, what your saying is this person shouldn't be bummed because everybody has their period at a different time.
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Ooh, this one's got wings, you guys!
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You got your period too, Kenny?
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You will hit puberty when the time is right, but you will never have a period because you are a man, with titties.
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Father, you came!
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Well, we're going with our families to Las Vegas.
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You got your what?
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