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Sounds from "Worldwide Recorder Concert" PDF Print E-mail
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The brown noise is believed to be 92 cents below the lowest octave of E-flat
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There comes a time in every father's life when he must ask himself, "How far will I go to save my son's life?"
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Oh I crapped my pants! That's amazing!
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What's Arkansas? Is that a state?
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Your mom's out at bridge night; you want a beer or something?
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A nation mourns and tries to rebuild...
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We're trying to find the brown noise - it's this one pitch, this certain frequency that makes people lose bowel control
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Hey, kid, whassamatta? You a freakin' burn victim or somethin'?
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I can't wait to see them crap their pants in front of everybody, you guys
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We still don't know what queef means. We can pretend that we know what it means!
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We can use the brown noise to get back at those ... New Yorker kids!
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Hello, dad.
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Family is about compromises. Don't lose your son over this, Mr. Garrison
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I've come to ask you about the sexual abuse, dad.
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He thinks if I don't molest him, it means I don't love him!
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God damnit, I'm not going to molest you! You don't love me! I wanna die!
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I'll leave the door open in case you need to see me about anything.
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Hey! Look at the freakin' eskimos in their little hats and gloves!
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Next time you make up a word, don't make up one that already exists!
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Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
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I'm just fast asleep, not hearing anything. Ohh! Whoa! Oh Dad! Oh goodness gracious!
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Guess I'll just go on up to bed now.
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Kyle was working on his fingering with his mom all night long...Kyle's mom says Kyle's getting really good at fingering.
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Kyle and Cartman argue about the Brown Noise
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Cartman and Kenny demonstrate the Brown Noise to Stan and Kyle
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If you get lost, just follow along with Mr. Kenny G here.
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The New Yorkers expose the boys.
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You kiss just like my dad!
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Arkansas is where I grew up. My parents grew up there; my...father, still lives there.
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Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face!
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Like the rest of the world, everyone here has crapped their pants. Some crapped themselves to death.
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The men discuss incest at the bar.
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Well, hello there, queefs! All bundled up, nice and warm are we? You guys are nothing but mung!
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I would like to introduce...Yoko Ono!
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Mung is the stuff that comes out when you push down on a pregnant woman's stomach.
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When I find it, I'll make you crap yourselves so you'll look like Karen Carpenter
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I can't find the word queef anywhere!
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Mr. Garrison pays Kenny G for his "favor"
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..4 million children play "My Country 'Tis of Thee" on their recorders...
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I learned something today...we're already totally cool.
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Mr. Mackey and Mr. Hat fight
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The boys make up a word to "bust" the New Yorkers
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4 million recorders playing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" then a worldwide pants-crapping
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More incest talk at the bar
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What the hell is that lady talking about? I have no idea.
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Mr. Garrison isn't here right now
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Mr. Garrison's parents argue about molestation
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Let's get away from these rednecks before we get redneck-acitis or somethin'.
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The television ad for the recorder concert
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The New Yorkers think the boys are pretty cool
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You don't even know what a queef is?
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The concert organizer calls for quiet
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I'd say other than making everyone in the world crap their pants, our event went over really well.
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The boys meet the New Yorkers.
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The music sheet with the brown noise is discovered.
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Am I the only sane person left on Earth?
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Even more incest talk at the bar
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Which way should we go? Second star to the right, and straight on to home
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See ya later, queefs!
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Mr. hat snaps at Mr. Mackey
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I haven't seen my father in 23 years
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So help me, God, South Park Elementary is not going to be the only ones that don't know the song
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The class's first try at playing "My Country 'Tis of Thee"
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The sound of a peacock getting its neck broken
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Mr. Mackey, can I talk to you for a second?
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Kenny G gets the kids ready to play
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Mr. Mackey and Mr. Hat fight on the bus
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Mr. Garrison's dad asks his friends for help
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Mr. Garrison tells Mr. Mackey about his history.
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It's been just under 20 hours since everyone on Earth pooped their pants...
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Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison's dad to help his son.
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That's fine, next time just remember we're all pretty cool on the west side too...
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Sure, you could go off and screw any whore on Ryland street, but when it came to your own son, you were too busy!
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Even more incest talk at the bar
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Mr. Garrison yells at his mother
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I didn't do it because it's wrong!
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Yoko Ono talks to the kids.
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Yoko Ono does more incoherent babbling
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...Dad never sexually molested me...
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Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison to reconcile his family relationships
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