Name |
Description |
Size |
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We're gonna make it Kenny, we're
gonna make it to Mexico! |
121 KB |
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Alright
guys it looks like Cartman's not gonna be able to sled with us for
about another 13 years so in the meantime we need someone to
race with
us against the girls on Saturday. |
42 KB |
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I hope I can adapt to life
outside the big house. |
47 KB |
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Ah, gay dude, we don't even have
enough weight to move. |
36 KB |
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Musical interlude the accompanies
Cartman to prison. |
84 KB |
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The boy's speech on hate crimes. |
63 KB |
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Yeah fatass get your fat butt on
the sled! |
42 KB |
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The way I see it there is 2 kinds
a kids in the world... |
89 KB |
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Prisoner 24601 arriving. |
73 KB |
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Don't forget we still have a
sledding race this Saturday pillow biters! |
17 KB |
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Who is Token? He's a
black kid that goes to my school. |
54 KB |
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These are the school sleds
assbombers, not yours! |
22 KB |
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Its a bit ripe but we can play it
at recess. |
38 KB |
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Cartman and Kenny break through
the baracade. |
55 KB |
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So I don't get to be on the team
now? Shutup Fatass!!! |
53 KB |
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Do British people count as an
ethnicity for hate crimes? |
36 KB |
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See you there, and may the best
woman win, turdburglars! |
31 KB |
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You can't cry in prison, man? |
47 KB |
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A car chase is evolving on the
285 corridor east of South Park. |
49 KB |
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Yeaaaaah, Pirates of the
Caribbean, eh... |
13 KB |
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Just hand over the goddamn
cigarettes! |
38 KB |
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...Come on, eahh, Come on now
godddamnit!!!... |
79 KB |
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Governor, the 'Free Eric Cartman
Now Committee' is here to see you. |
33 KB |
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Since the victim in this case is
African American, this is considered a hate crime. |
45 KB |
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Crazy son of a bitch! |
9 KB |
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Damnit, son of a bitch, damnit! |
13 KB |
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They are safely concealed in the
depths of my ass. |
40 KB |
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You're gonna have detention for 2
weeks. |
42 KB |
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All hate crimes laws do is
support the ideas that blacks are different from whites. |
52 KB |
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You know how you told me you
always wanted to see Disneyland? |
131 KB |
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They bus in people from different
races to our school to promote cultural diversity. |
38 KB |
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Good luck on Saturday
donut punchers! |
25 KB |
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No way douche, I told you, I
ain't your friend. |
43 KB |
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Thats why I have to hide them up
my ass. |
68 KB |
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Here we are, the end of the road. |
52 KB |
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Bailiff, escourt this little
bastard to juvenile hall. |
41 KB |
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Eric Cartman, you have been found
guilty of committing a hate crime. |
82 KB |
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Cartman's ass is so fat he makes
your sled go faster. |
18 KB |
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Token, I swear to God, you call
me fat one more time I'm gonna smack you in the head with this rock. |
46 KB |
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New laws have been passed to make
any crime based on race, ethnicity or sexual orientation a federal
offense. |
39 KB |
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Yeah, we're never gonna take your
ass for granted ever again. |
27 KB |
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And we will have a chance to win
the sledding race on Thursday. |
22 KB |
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So we're friends now? |
43 KB |
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I know you don't think you've
ever been anybody's friend, but, well, you've been a friend to me. |
47 KB |
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The full presentation on hate
crimes. |
269 KB |
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Cool, my very own Tic Tac Throw
game! |
42 KB |
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Your son will be taken into
custody and then tried in the Federal Court of Law. |
37 KB |
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It looks like the Go Go Action
Bronco is heading east on the 285. |
71 KB |
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Grounded, oh no! |
27 KB |
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Don't fart on your way out, you
might make little smoke signals! |
30 KB |
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I have a real problem with hate
crime legislation. |
57 KB |
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Here, I want you to have
these. Ok. |
46 KB |
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I hate hippies! |
35 KB |
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The girls fall over the cliff. |
40 KB |
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Hate Crime Laws, a Savage
Hypocrasy. |
38 KB |
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That's right, I'm back! |
32 KB |
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Oh my God we killed
Kenny? We killed Kenny? We killed Kenny, we're
bastards. |
89 KB |
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Hi, can Token come out and play? |
30 KB |
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There's a ail-nay ile-fay inside
it. A what? |
116 KB |
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I think we all took Cartman's ass
for granted. |
46 KB |
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Kenny, Kenny, you have to get me
outta town. |
56 KB |
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I want my mom!!! |
65 KB |
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Hea, heah, heaaaah... Oh the
Monorail! |
26 KB |
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Do the democratic thing and send
his fat little butt to prison. |
53 KB |
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That made the most sense of any
presentation that I've heard in the last 3 years. |
17 KB |
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Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat
here and watched that. |
62 KB |
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Well, well, well, new fish. |
40 KB |
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Nice going, fat boy. |
5 KB |
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And what you need to understand,
is that this is not appropriate behavior young man! |
20 KB |
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We win again! Thats not
fair! |
37 KB |
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Ok girls, time to show the boys
what we can do. |
15 KB |
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C'mon my feet are getting cold
fudge packers! |
12 KB |
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But you've been pardoned by the
Governor. Ohoho, sweet, later dudes! |
32 KB |
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We want to use the sleds now,
butt pirates. |
25 KB |
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I bet we can sled 10 times better
than you donut punchers! |
24 KB |
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What turns a normal fat little 8
year old boy into a vicous hate crime committing racist? |
20 KB |
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No, I hate hippies! |
40 KB |
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Cartman's going to jail and
you've got 4 days until the race rump rangers! |
31 KB |
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Well you spend 8 years taking a
crap and then flushing the toilet it sorta becomes a reflex. |
22 KB |
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Jesus, he's gonna ram it! |
100 KB |
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Who's romper stomper? |
22 KB |
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Now show this new prisoner the
ropes. |
48 KB |
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This is a sad day for men
everywhere. |
52 KB |
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C'mon, who's the second fattest
kid in South Park? |
23 KB |
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The only thing I can do now is
try to go on and live day by day. |
48 KB |
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We're here to investigate the
rock throwing incident. |
57 KB |
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Yeah, why, us men will show those
skany hoes who's who! |
32 KB |
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Why we sure gave those skanky
bitches what for! |
19 KB |
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Ahhheh..Small World! Ahehae,
Splash Mountain there it comes! |
30 KB |
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Well thats not all, i've snuck
something in for you too! |
32 KB |
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Have you been brushing your
teeth? Yes mommy. And not dropping your
soap? Yes mommy. |
22 KB |
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Don't apologize to us apologize
to him! |
34 KB |
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Ahh, here comes Space Mountain! |
22 KB |
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Ok, go ahead start. I
don't start, you start. |
12 KB |
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Mayor, it is time to stop
splitting people into groups. |
57 KB |
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Hey fatass, how's prison? |
15 KB |
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Oh, thank God, oh thank you Jesus! |
77 KB |
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...stupid cigarettes.......*plop*
there's one. |
56 KB |
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.....*plop*...two... |
44 KB |
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Get on the sled you fat piece of
shit! |
43 KB |
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You better wise up the way the
things work in the big house. |
32 KB |
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You go on ahead without
me. Ok. Hey! |
64 KB |
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You're here until you're 21,
douche! |
39 KB |
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Look kid, you go on, you've got
something to live for out there. You've got friends. |
36 KB |