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Sounds from "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" PDF Print E-mail
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We're gonna make it Kenny, we're gonna make it to Mexico!
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Alright guys it looks like Cartman's not gonna be able to sled with us for about another 13 years so in the meantime we need someone  to race with us against the girls on Saturday.
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I hope I can adapt to life outside the big house.
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Ah, gay dude, we don't even have enough weight to move.
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Musical interlude the accompanies Cartman to prison.
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The boy's speech on hate crimes.
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Yeah fatass get your fat butt on the sled!
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The way I see it there is 2 kinds a kids in the world...
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Prisoner 24601 arriving.
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Don't forget we still have a sledding race this Saturday pillow biters!
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Who is Token?  He's a black kid that goes to my school.
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These are the school sleds assbombers, not yours!
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Its a bit ripe but we can play it at recess.
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Cartman and Kenny break through the baracade.
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So I don't get to be on the team now?  Shutup Fatass!!!
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Do British people count as an ethnicity for hate crimes?
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See you there, and may the best woman win, turdburglars!
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You can't cry in prison, man?
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A car chase is evolving on the 285 corridor east of South Park.
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Yeaaaaah, Pirates of the Caribbean, eh...
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Just hand over the goddamn cigarettes!
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...Come on, eahh, Come on now godddamnit!!!...
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Governor, the 'Free Eric Cartman Now Committee' is here to see you.
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Since the victim in this case is African American, this is considered a hate crime.
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Crazy son of a bitch!
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Damnit, son of a bitch, damnit!
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They are safely concealed in the depths of my ass.
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You're gonna have detention for 2 weeks.
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All hate crimes laws do is support the ideas that blacks are different from whites.
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You know how you told me you always wanted to see Disneyland?
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They bus in people from different races to our school to promote cultural diversity.
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Good  luck on Saturday donut punchers!
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No way douche, I told you, I ain't your friend.
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Thats why I have to hide them up my ass.
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Here we are, the end of the road.
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Bailiff, escourt this little bastard to juvenile hall.
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Eric Cartman, you have been found guilty of committing a hate crime.
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Cartman's ass is so fat he makes your sled go faster.
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Token, I swear to God, you call me fat one more time I'm gonna smack you in the head with this rock.
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New laws have been passed to make any crime based on race, ethnicity or sexual orientation a federal offense.
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Yeah, we're never gonna take your ass for granted ever again.
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And we will have a chance to win the sledding race on Thursday.
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So we're friends now?
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I know you don't think you've ever been anybody's friend, but, well, you've been a friend to me.
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The full presentation on hate crimes.
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Cool, my very own Tic Tac Throw game!
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Your son will be taken into custody and then tried in the Federal Court of Law.
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It looks like the Go Go Action Bronco is heading east on the 285.
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Grounded, oh no!
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Don't fart on your way out, you might make little smoke signals!
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I have a real problem with hate crime legislation.
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Here, I want you to have these.  Ok.
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I hate hippies!
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The girls fall over the cliff.
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Hate Crime Laws, a Savage Hypocrasy.
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That's right, I'm back!
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Oh my God we killed Kenny?  We killed Kenny?  We killed Kenny, we're bastards.
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Hi, can Token come out and play?
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There's a ail-nay ile-fay inside it.  A what? 
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I think we all took Cartman's ass for granted.
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Kenny, Kenny, you have to get me outta town.
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I want my mom!!!
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Hea, heah, heaaaah... Oh the Monorail!
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Do the democratic thing and send his fat little butt to prison.
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That made the most sense of any presentation that I've heard in the last 3 years.
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Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that.
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Well, well, well, new fish.
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Nice going, fat boy.
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And what you need to understand, is that this is not appropriate behavior young man!
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We win again!  Thats not fair!
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Ok girls, time to show the boys what we can do.
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C'mon my feet are getting cold fudge packers!
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But you've been pardoned by the Governor.  Ohoho, sweet, later dudes!
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We want to use the sleds now, butt pirates.
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I bet we can sled 10 times better than you donut punchers!
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What turns a normal fat little 8 year old boy into a vicous hate crime committing racist?
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No, I hate hippies!
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Cartman's going to jail and you've got 4 days until the race rump rangers!
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Well you spend 8 years taking a crap and then flushing the toilet it sorta becomes a reflex.
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Jesus, he's gonna ram it!
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Who's romper stomper?
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Now show this new prisoner the ropes.
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This is a sad day for men everywhere.
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C'mon, who's the second fattest kid in South Park?
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The only thing I can do now is try to go on and live day by day.
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We're here to investigate the rock throwing incident.
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Yeah, why, us men will show those skany hoes who's who!
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Why we sure gave those skanky bitches what for!
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Ahhheh..Small World! Ahehae, Splash Mountain there it comes!
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Well thats not all, i've snuck something in for you too!
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Have you been brushing your teeth?  Yes mommy.  And not dropping your soap?  Yes mommy.
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Don't apologize to us apologize to him!
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Ahh, here comes Space Mountain!
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Ok, go ahead start.  I don't start, you start.
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Mayor, it is time to stop splitting people into groups.
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Hey fatass, how's prison?
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Oh, thank God, oh thank you Jesus!
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...stupid cigarettes.......*plop* there's one.
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.....*plop*...two...
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Get on the sled you fat piece of shit!
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You better wise up the way the things work in the big house.
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You go on ahead without me.  Ok. Hey!
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You're here until you're 21, douche!
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Look kid, you go on, you've got something to live for out there.  You've got friends.
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