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Sounds from "The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000" PDF Print E-mail
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Look at what the Tooth Fairy Left me last night!
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Its beyond rational thought you guys!
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Louder Billy we can't hear you!
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How many has he lost?
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Aw, Shit!
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We believe also that this creature would have at least a mild understanding of algebra.
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Your son wouldn't happen to be an alligator would he?
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I suppose you're going to tell me there's no Santa Claus Easter Bunny or Jesus either.
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Dude, this book says there could be infinite alternate realities to every reality.
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Damn that little Amanda was fine.
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But now my mom's given us so much money that she's Bankrupt and we're poor like Kenny.
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Bullseye!
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Closky, put this buttwipe out of his misery.
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The the left you guys, left.
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What do you mean there's no Tooth Fairy?
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Guys, why did you pick the fat guy to lift up in there?
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Little Chef's Song.
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My associates here tell me you were working Cherry Creek tonight.
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I want those South Park kids dead!
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Will somebody take those books away from him?
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Hey Chef! We all want some double deserts today.
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What if this all is just a part of somebody's dream?
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If we all chip in with teeth, then I can hide them under my pillow and we can get enough money to buy a Sega DreamCast.
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Oh my God, children, what have I told you about drugs?
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You know how there's always the dumb guy in sting operations in the movies?
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Well by all means Mr. Foley, enlighten us.
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What the hell is wrong with Cartman? He's fat and he's stupid?
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....A giant half chicken half squirrel!
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Everytime I lost a tooth I only got a quarter.
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Oh well, maybe its good my empire has fallen.
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Oh thank you, freebie next week!
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Get ready Timmy!
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The hardest part is getting teeth...
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Either you give the bosses cut or else we're going to throw your pal in the river wearing concrete galoshes.
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All we have to do is bring down the Kingpin and the rest will fall.
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Go Timmy Go!
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Anyway, the half chicken half squirrel...
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You can compound daily my ass with interest mom, I'm going to the toy store and buying me a skateboard!
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Kenny Drowning.
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Alright, Kenny's in you guys, tits!
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You guys, I can see Kenny's little pingaling!
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Do not open your eyes until morning, or else I will kick you in the nuts!
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I learning something today...
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Do you really think the Tooth Fairy will give me money for the transplant?
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Dad, there is so a Tooth Fairy, huh?
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You can tell this is a kids windows because it has Mega Man stickers on it.
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I've seen it happen before. Where? In Montreal.
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No thanks, I just brushed.
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Oh my, she must think you are a very special little muffin.
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But there's never enough teeth, never enough.
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You look like a bad Jennifer Lopez nightmare!
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You guys, there's no Tooth Fairy.
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All made up, not real, nothing's real.
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Well, there is no Tooth Fairy Eric.
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Kyle, open your eyes man!
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Damnit, and we thought we were so original!
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Working for Loogie rules!
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Hrm, work for you, have my penis cut off....
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Kyle, she's just make believe, like Peter Pan.
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How deep is the Platte river?
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This book says that negative and positive are the same thing.
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What about Moses and Abraham?
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This is reality, I am everywhere and nowhere!
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Having money may seem fun but... well oh nevermind.
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I mean that is bit fat Oprah tits right there!
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I think maybe the Tooth Fairy wants you to use that money to learn about saving.
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You're seriously? There really is no tooth fairy?
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Jesus, the little sick kid was a setup all along.
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I don't have any loose teeth Miss Fairy's but I have been a really good boy.
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Yeah, this is so tits!
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Oh gosh, I didn't think you'd be so fat.
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Oh man, this is so tits!
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What if thinking about it is the only thing that keeps my spacetime together?
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The Tooth Fairy sting operation.
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I'm rich, I'm totally rich, aren't you stoked?
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Oh thank you guys. You're welcome Kenny.
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Hah, you guys don't even know how the tooth trade works!
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I am the Tooth Fairy my child!
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You ready Timmy? TIMMY!
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Ti... tooth, what the hell?
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I have an idea that is totally tit!
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How could I trust you, how could I ever trust anyone ever again mother?
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No honey, mommy's gotta save her throat.
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What about Dan Rather, do you think he's real?
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No mother, no more lies!
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Oh God, its happening!
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Can I ask you a question weasel?
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That was pretty weird.
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Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?
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