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Sounds from "Timmy! 2000" PDF Print E-mail
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I think maybe Timmy is suffering from something called Attention Deficit Disorder.
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They want us back! What do you say Timmy? Timmeh... Alright!
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I know you wanna help your kids, but I bought over a videotape to show you that their ARE alternatives to Ritalin.
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I have some right here, itsa compound called called 'Ritalout'.
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No, don't try and stop me man. I'll see you on fame's backside!
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This came as a shock to the performer that was going to headline Lullupuluvula, Phil Collins.
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So we beat on, boats against the current, born back ceaselessly into the past. hahah!
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We got the best response, we'll be opening for Phil Collins for sure.
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Last Night I went Ohhh! Bootyo, last night I went Bootyo!
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So that's why all you children are acting so damn boring!
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Your watching MTV. the cool, brainwashing, twelve year old and younger station that hides behind a slick image.
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Here's Lullupululuza news. The hit group Timmy Has Broken up.
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Vaggiinnnaas! And Peenniissses! Butttssseeex!
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They booed Phil Collins off the stage, everyone's chanting for Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld!
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In Chapter 7, what Kind of Car did Gatsby Drive? ..Timmeh!
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Come see him with us! Yes, come with us, come with us..
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Society Has to Learn to be more compassionate!
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I know! I'd like to sing the complex and amazing song which won me the oscar, a song entitled, 'You'll be in Me'.
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Tonight, we analyse the new rock sensation 'Timmah', the controversial new band which has taken the nation by storm.
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The Ritalin has affected your little cracker brains too deeply!
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Phil Collins by the way divorced his wife via fax and then married a 27 year old.
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You can stay and deal with Mr Egomaniac here, but I am moving on!
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After a while I went out and left the hospital and walked back to the hotel in the rain.
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Shut your filthy holes, you little bastards!
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And now its time for our final band. Thank god!
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Timmy gets all the chicks. Well you know what? Forget you man!
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Have you all been taking your Children's ritalin too? Aww, fudge it.
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Boys, you shouldn't laugh at him, he's handicapped!
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Look, I used to be in a band too, Genesis!
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No dudes, you've gotta try it.. it makes you feel gooood!
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Uhh, thanks alot, I appreciate that, gotta run!
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Now Timmy, I'm going to read you a book called The Great Gatspy, by F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Another great show man! There must've been a hundred thousand people out there.
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If you don't wanna be held back a grade I suggest you start co-operating, m'kay.
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Alright, lets rock this house. Hello Miami.. Timmah!
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Hello there Children! ..Hello Chef. How's it going? ..Very well, thank you.
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Man, it sucks not being part of Lullupuluvula.
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Hey wait.. I think I might have Attention Disfuction Disorder!
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Well Its obvious all the talent and artistic vision in the band comes from you!
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Okay Children, I hope you all did your homework last night.
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Hooray, now in chapter 12, what kind of bottles did Ms Vancampen talk about?
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Here you go Stan and Kyle, free drinks on me.. Oh thank you Chef, how nice.
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Yes, i'm a ROCKER!
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In my day, if we didn't pay attention we got a belt to the bottom!
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Your inside of me, Deep inside of me, so deep inside, I can feel you pushing against my heart!
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Uh-oh, hold still Kenny.. [bang] Oh my goodness, you killed Kenny. Bastard.
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Why am i still doing this? I've got to be the oldest person on this network by at least 40 years.
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You see we've learnt something today...
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Thanks to you, we have children in our town that like Phil Collins!!
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Timmeh! Timmeeh! Lepeuleh! Hihaclah Timmih! Timmih! Lords of the Underworld...
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But our kids have attention deficit disorder Chef, they can't pay attention in school without it.
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Oh, and he might start seeing little pink Christina Aguilera mosters..
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Yeah, what a dick, Timmy's five times more talented than he is.
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Hey now.. don't tell us our business, Mr Chef...
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Dude, we never win the battle of the bands, its not a big deal.
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Dude, this is a no-brainer!
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That should just about put an end to all this Timmy nonsense.
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But Phil Collins is not happy.. Well, i think its a horrible tragedy, isn't it!
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Hey! Open this damn door!
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That's just swell Timmy, looks like you've outsmarted the principal AND the councillor.
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And so, Phil Collins decided to travel to South Park and personally pay Timmy's parents a visit...
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Your getting very poor marks in school, and the teachers are complaining that you aren't paying attention!
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Oh, thank you Lord! Praise Jesus!
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Timmy should be at home where he's protected from laughter..
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The opening band now will be Timmy's Guitarist Skylar's new solo project, Reach for the Skylar.
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Today we're gonna learn about Human Reproductions, what do ya think about that!?
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Mr Garrison, haven't you figured it out? Timmy's Retarded..
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It is my pleasure to introduce the reunion tour of Timmeeah!
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Alright, That was 'Sisters of Mercy hole no pain against the dark lord'...
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Timmy, I just wanted to say we had some pretty rocking times dude.
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Yeah, i think Phil Collins Rocks the house.
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Well, i think the sad question is, where are the parents in all this!?
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Okay Children, lets settle down. I mean it, I want quiet.
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Well then I guess you should stay on as Timmy's shadow.
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God help me... eh, she's gone.
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I could never get Stanley to pay attention when his Grandfather told him stories about the 30's.
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But there are no side effects Chef. Nope, none at all.
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This is a very simple test which should determine without a doubt whether or not Timmy has ADD.
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Are you a singer man? Luoh Lauh lagh Timmah!
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Well Dammit Eric, don't you have some smartass thing to say?
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You seem a little stressed Mr Garrison. Why don't you try some Ritalin?
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Wait a minute? Phil Collins SUCKS ASS!
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I'm suspending you Timmy until you can learn to respect your elders!
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Hey Terrance, what brand of pants am I wearing? Let me see.. [fart]. Hahaha!
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It should be easy enough to find out, they have tests for that kinda thing now, m'kay.
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Timmaah.. TIMMEH! Dude, thats hot!
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Timmy's song during the ending credits.
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There you go [Rewr!]
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Chef, are you going to the Phil Collins concert tomorrow?
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Timmy's first performance
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Please Excuse Timmy from all questions and all homework as he's been diagnosed with ADD.. Oh Brother!
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This treatment is fast and effective and doesn't use harmful drugs.
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You're watching VH1... aaaah.
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Its so wonderful to be on the same wavelength as our kids.
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We can only hope so. Next?!
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Dude, we suck!
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I'm gonna prescribe some ritalin, and we'll see how that goes for little Timmy. Timmeh.
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What do you think? ..that video had pretty colors! It sure did..
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What's the matter Skyler? The name of the band is Timmy AND the lords of the underworld.
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What was that? I dunno, man.
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Now, who can tell me what famous person wrote the declaration of independance?
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Yes you can! What the hell are you two doing prescribing all the children Ritalin?
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And for each child who needs it, you give it to 50,000 that don't!
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Now we've got a town full of Zombie children from the planet Zendor!
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