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Sounds from "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" PDF Print E-mail
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Hey, when are we going to get to some action, huh?
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Wow, they've got activists for everything these days.
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Excerpt from the crazy hall chase scene.
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Oh yeah, well I'm going to give you AIDS.
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Ok Stan I'm going to give you a UFO crash landing card.
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Are you sure you should be going on this thing?
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Wouldn't you like to have another brother or sister?
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Alright alright, I'm sorry I almost got you guys raped.
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I brought you some candy.
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Why are all my mature adult friends being mysteriously arrested?
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Like having your back rubbed?
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He smacked me in the balls!
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My NAMBLA organization is having a very important benefit in my honor.
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Hello, I'm Bill Curtis.
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Bah!!! Bleh!!!
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I guess you guys will blossom into maturity someday.
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Dude, being mature is boring! 
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We've been fighting with them for years over the rights to NAMBLA.com. 
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I think I broke my nose!
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Well that's nice cause you can't go.  We don't wanna go.  You can't go.
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Here's a chat room, Men Who Like Young Boys.
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<@:)
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So that's what I'm going to do, Mr. Complainypants.
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Oh God, I'm going to crap my pants!
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More of the crazy hall chase.
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Even more of the crazy hall chase.
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You mean to expect me to go out there and let all those horny old men have their way with my fragile person?
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Eat me, pervert.  Ok.
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Dude, I think these guys mean to have sexual encounters with us!
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The John Denver experience.
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Look Mom, I made your favorite drink!
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You're going to have a little brother or sister.
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Tomorrow I'm going to meet my first mature friend!
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Our forefathers came to this country because they believed in an idea...
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First and foremost, I want to recognize Eric Cartman for putting us in touch with all of you pretty young boys.
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Somebody's just going to have to go out there and take one for the team.
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Put your mouth against the glass like this! 
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Mr. Hammerhead?  Hi there.  Mr. Garrison?
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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I want all those perverted bastards taken in, got it?
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Oh, great idea, Clyde Frog!
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Hate mongerer, hate mongerer!
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God, I hate those guys!
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The ride instructions to the John Denver experience.
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Good thing you guys came, this little boy was trying to have his way with me.
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Alright, men, here I come.
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Oh, that hot the spot!
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I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned, and been made love to in the ass by 3 dozen 40 year old men!
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Hi, I'm 8.5" inches.
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Ok Cartman, I'm going to give you a jail time card.
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You'll be rocky mountain high with this, the most extreme, insane ride ever built!
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What should we name him?
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We don't know what you are talking about, lard butt.
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Well my skin is springtime soft, I suppose.
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Great, you go  invite your little friends and we'll get the hotel ready.
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It looks like I'm finally going to have mature friends who I can relate to.
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Well I guess nowadays they'll let any old schmucks into NAMBLA.
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Oh my God, it Killed Kenny!
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Dude, maybe we do need to be more mature.
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Can I help you young lady?
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I got into NAMBLA and you guys didn't!
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This is NAMBLA right?
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Now lets go get those other NAMBLA bastards before they hurt any South Park children.
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Well alrighty than, cash or charge?
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And we want you to invite all your young male friends.
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Oh hi Kenny, what are you doing?  What are you doing Kenny.  Kenny, what are you going to plunge?
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Political prisoners, no, these are child molesters!
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Alright, now throw me one!
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We need a poster child!
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I've successfully gene-spliced this chipmunk with a piece of provolone cheese.
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Loving young boys has been around since the time of the Romans, pal!
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Everyone come up and grab your room keys and we'll head upstairs.
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One of the boys just came in!
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Alright sickos, where are the children?
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Oh, you know, the usual stuff :)
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C'mon, lets go try and get you pregnant again!
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Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!
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You don't pay taxes Cartman, you're 8!
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Well Butters, there is no 'I' in 'Team'.
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Old people have to hook themselves into it with a tube and it sucks all their body fluids out.
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Yes, I'd like to join your fine organization, is that cool?
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Kenny has a nightmare about the baby.
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Wow, your mom's pregnant Kenny.  Yeah, now what are you going to do?
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Me, nyah.  You guys... n'yah.  Maybe a little more, down, down... nya. 
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He's sexy, sassy, and full of spunk.  His name is Timmy.
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I do not want love from a young boy.  I like men my own age.  Ah, I mean, I like women!
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I'll pick Tony316!
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I can't even relate to you guys anymore because you're too immature!
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Hi everyone, I am a young boy looking for fun times with older men.
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The dance tune.
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So why don't we turn down the lights and start the dance?
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Recently, the FBI has started to arrest men who are doing nothing more than trying to start a sexual relationship with a young boy.
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Dude, you have sex with children!
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What the hell just happened?
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No more will the world have to look in 2 different places for squirrels and provolone cheese.
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Sure Tony, that would be cool ;)
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