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Description |
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4 dozen Cherokee Hair Tampons
please. |
22 KB |
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Are you aware that the word penis
appears 083 times in your novel? |
57 KB |
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And don't get too close to Kyle;
he looks like he might have the AIDS. |
30 KB |
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An alarm goes off. |
18 KB |
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Teaching is all that I know, it
is the air that I breathe. |
48 KB |
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I'm not going to be your teacher
anymore; I've become a best-selling author. |
58 KB |
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Gimme the space cruiser, Kenny. |
54 KB |
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Mr. Garrison, most teachers don't
carry a gun! |
30 KB |
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This is all natural ball juice! |
50 KB |
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Well who cares about a guy that
makes beer? |
45 KB |
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Dude, you're my best friend. |
33 KB |
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We'll give him like a brain
enema, or something. |
46 KB |
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Butters sings as the card. |
77 KB |
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Can I go now? |
12 KB |
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Our activity for the day is to
make a get well card for Kyle. |
51 KB |
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Chapter 18. Diana had
never slept with another woman before... |
46 KB |
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It isn't even your educational
record that we're most concerned about, its your somewhat substantial
police record. |
61 KB |
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All your son needs is a toxin
flushing diet of lemon juice and cayenne pepper. |
32 KB |
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He will appear to be getting
worse, but actually he will be getting better. |
55 KB |
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Here, this is a dreamcatcher. |
32 KB |
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We love the earth, man. Oh
yeah, the earth is great. |
15 KB |
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Excuse me, but what do these
toxins look like? |
26 KB |
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Perhaps I could see my way to
giving up a kidney, for a price. |
53 KB |
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Ooh, free range aspirin! |
20 KB |
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Kyle's all better Cartman, thanks
to you. |
64 KB |
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This is what we in the book
publishing business like to call gay. Really gay. |
69 KB |
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Shutup Fluffy! |
52 KB |
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Yes, his Chi is flowing much
nicer than yesterday, and his aura is lighter. |
67 KB |
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But I don't want Kyle to get
better, I hate Kyle. |
61 KB |
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It felt good, like a
penis. A soft sturdy penis that felt warm to the touch. |
160 KB |
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Just the thought of those breasts
made Reginald's penis very hard. |
100 KB |
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Kenny, you stay here and guard
his mom's door with Timmy. |
29 KB |
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The rest of the town is so gung
ho on new age medicine I have nowhere else to turn. |
31 KB |
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Give it back right now or there's
going to be hell to pay. |
64 KB |
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Hey man, that kid looks really
sick. |
48 KB |
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He's faaakin! |
30 KB |
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The school board believes that
you should take a hiatus from teaching... indefinately. |
42 KB |
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No, no, hippies all around me! |
27 KB |
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Your little friend Kyle needs a
kidney transplant or its very possible that he will die. |
64 KB |
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I'm
a womanizer sometimes I know but I just think that taking a woman home
and getting some hot poon is about the greatest thing in the world. |
30 KB |
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Hey, we never said we were Native
Americans, man, Miss Information said that. |
47 KB |
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I read all about it in
People. Really, in People? |
45 KB |
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Now that does it! I
have had enough of this bullshit! Screw you guys, I'm going
home! |
115 KB |
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We're gonna go take Cartman's
kidney! |
32 KB |
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No way, Kidney Blocker 2000? |
40 KB |
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Kill her! |
30 KB |
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I do! I do
care! Look how much! |
29 KB |
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Well, women want to read about
dingdongs! |
60 KB |
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Goodbye Native Americans, the
spirit of Maya is with you. |
31 KB |
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No, man, that kids needs a doctor. |
54 KB |
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Dude, you weren't drinking any
milk! |
46 KB |
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Perhaps you should take a hiatus
from teaching until this little child molestation thing dies down. |
29 KB |
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Being attached with the Earth has
nothing to do with dyin' man! |
61 KB |
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Do you have any more stuff to
sell? Yeah, we want to buy stuff! |
39 KB |
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Its run by this fascinating woman
named Miss Information. |
48 KB |
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I have these excellent herbs from
local Native Americans. |
47 KB |
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Holistic medicine is about nature! |
63 KB |
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Will you donate one of your
kidneys to Kyle? |
40 KB |
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Slowly he pulled her top down
exposing her soft unyielding breasts. |
48 KB |
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There's only one person in South
Park with the same blood type as Kyle. |
54 KB |
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I hope its not too bloody, I'm
wearing my favorite pants. |
40 KB |
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Shh, good pig! |
54 KB |
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What do you love most?
Besides teaching? Yes. Poontang! |
32 KB |
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Careful Cartman, you might pop
your stiches! |
37 KB |
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Now I understand that some
students in this class like to mess with substitute teachers. |
38 KB |
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Dude, you really are sick, huh? |
11 KB |
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Eric Cartman? Here! |
44 KB |
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And where is Kenny
McCormick? Here! |
39 KB |
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And how about Stan
Marsh? Here! |
37 KB |
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Chief Running Pinto, and Carlos
Ramierez. |
44 KB |
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My asshole friend Stan took my
kidney, and I need it put back in. |
54 KB |
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We'll get you prepped for
surgery, if you'll just sign this release. |
55 KB |
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Why don't we just skip roll call? |
9 KB |
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They want to save the earth but
all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. |
30 KB |
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That son of a bitch! |
24 KB |
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I broke your space cruiser Kenny,
haha! |
35 KB |
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If she hears him scream or comes
out or anything, just stall her. |
30 KB |
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He could die, Kenny, and that
means we'd never see him again. |
98 KB |
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Dude, you can stop faking now,
we've got a substitute teacher. |
42 KB |
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I am your substitute teacher, Mr.
Weiland. |
34 KB |
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Aw sweet dude, substitute teacher! |
7 KB |
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Clyde was gonna come too but he
said his mom was making tacos for dinner and Clyde likes tacos a whole
lot. |
38 KB |
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These here are Cherokee hair
tampaons. |
47 KB |
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The Cherokee hair tampon ad. |
241 KB |
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Oh my, he looks terrible. |
21 KB |
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Stan flips through the surgery
book. |
33 KB |
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Those are the toxins flushing out
of his system. |
49 KB |
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Kyle doesn't seem to have much
time. Tick tock tick tock! |
32 KB |
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Ooh, sweetums, did you laugh too
hard again? |
20 KB |
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I bought you some more all
natural toothpaste. |
28 KB |
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The reasons our bodies fail is
because of toxins. |
47 KB |
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What Kyle really needs is a new
kidney. |
30 KB |
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And that has something to do with
medicines because... |
65 KB |
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Looks like western medicines
really did the trick! |
27 KB |
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They skim along, skim along until
they get to the part about the penis. |
36 KB |
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Give me the space
cruiser. C'mon Kenny now! |
29 KB |
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Maybe that's enough writing for
tonight, Mr. Hat. |
42 KB |
