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And that was about everything
from 1st grade. |
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Where do handicapped people go
when they die? |
96 KB |
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Father, I don't know if I agree
fully with what you're saying. |
47 KB |
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I felt the angry hand of God! |
47 KB |
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And you must be Mr. Assface! |
33 KB |
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Ok, you better baptize Kyle some
more. |
35 KB |
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I'd like to start, if I may, back
when I was 2 and a half. |
30 KB |
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This is Sister Ann of the
Bleedings Eyes of Jesus calling from the United States. |
39 KB |
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Forgive me Father, for I have
sinned. |
28 KB |
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So we won't go to Hell as long as
we eat crackers? |
44 KB |
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Chris, no, its a bomb! |
56 KB |
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Its a man's obligation to stick
his boneration in a woman's separation to increase the population of
the next generation. |
60 KB |
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C'mon guy, give me a break! |
30 KB |
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C'mon, can't we just go out for a
burrito? |
29 KB |
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Did you miss me, buttercup? |
8 KB |
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Jesus wanted us to eat him, but
he didn't want us to be cannibals so he turned himself into crackers
and told people to eat him. |
31 KB |
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I can't deny my feelings for
Saddam but my life is so much better with Chris. |
47 KB |
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I can't whistle if I eat too many
crackers. |
10 KB |
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Us Jews don't believe in Hell. |
33 KB |
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I was too busy trying to take
over the world to give you what you needed. |
42 KB |
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The nifty closing music. |
96 KB |
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C'mon guy, just let me in so we
can talk. |
38 KB |
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You just said, 'Ass,' that's a
sin! |
40 KB |
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You'll be getting in the
confession box with a priest and confessingi think all of your sins so
that God can forgive you. |
70 KB |
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Sister, the Jews crucified our
savior. |
27 KB |
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Where was I gonna go, Detriot? |
44 KB |
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Oh my God, they killed Kenny! |
56 KB |
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I'm going down to that church to
confess my sins and eat crackers. |
28 KB |
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Boys, it is your Christian duty
to save the souls of your friends. |
31 KB |
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The priest here said that people
with mental handicaps might end up in Hell, is that true? |
37 KB |
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What kind of pussy way of dying
is that? |
39 KB |
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But you like excitement, I know
you Satan. |
37 KB |
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What the hell is this crap we're
eating anyway? |
55 KB |
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Hey you guys, you wanna know what
my favorite psalm is? |
32 KB |
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Before you can take your first
communion, you have to have your first confession. |
27 KB |
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The Jesus Psalm. |
99 KB |
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And I just want you to know that
I'm totally ok with you guys staying friends. |
34 KB |
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What about the time we set Mr.
Garrison's cat on fire? |
22 KB |
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I just need to go get some air,
ok? |
24 KB |
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We got to get to that church
before we die. |
23 KB |
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Yeah, thanks for the wheat grass
and twigs and stuff. |
48 KB |
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The God of Jacob is our refuge,
mmmkay? |
14 KB |
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My life is good now, Saddam,
Chris treats me well. |
50 KB |
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I'm at the Bargain Hotel on Mount
Abysca, Room 16. |
54 KB |
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Kyle, its all about being a good
person now. |
12 KB |
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Are we gonna go to Hell? |
19 KB |
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The guy in there said I had to
say 54 Hail Mary's, now I can't remember if I was on number 7 or 8. |
40 KB |
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Last year, I took a sandwich that
a priest of this church had been eating. |
86 KB |
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The Sermon about Hell. |
125 KB |
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Then, Hell awaits him. |
38 KB |
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Today we are going to talk about
Hell. |
29 KB |
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Hello Satan! |
26 KB |
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Stan, you've got to help us
become good Christians, please! |
27 KB |
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Well, here goes everything. |
19 KB |
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Dude, he's Jewish, he doesn't
have to confess all his sins. |
59 KB |
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Kenny interrupts Stan. |
14 KB |
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Hey you, you've been acting
strange all night. |
37 KB |
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I went peepee in the holy water
thing, and the priest blessed himself on the forehead with it every day
for about a week. |
29 KB |
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Did you see my boy with an
umbrella Hummel? |
59 KB |
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It can't be locked, we have to
confess! |
43 KB |
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I love you Satan. I
love you to Saddam. |
45 KB |
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The confession box is over
there! I'm first, I'm first! |
48 KB |
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But there's just something about
Saddam that I'm much more attracted too. |
52 KB |
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As a Jew your home will be the
lake of fire. |
83 KB |
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Satan, we're not in junior high
school anymore. |
62 KB |
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I called Saddam Hussein and
invited him over for dinner tonight. |
81 KB |
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Well it looks like we're going to
have to save Timmy, Kyle and everyone else in this town from the angry
Hand of God ourselves! |
22 KB |
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The Luau in Hell |
227 KB |
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Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Matthau, but
I can't. |
59 KB |
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Do mentally challenged people go
to Hell? |
58 KB |
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Is that the movers, Satan? |
30 KB |
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She shall not be moved, mmmkay? |
19 KB |
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And then this one time, I was at
the park... |
41 KB |
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Oh man, we can't let Timmy go to
Hell. |
26 KB |
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Oh, the pain, oh, the pain! |
31 KB |
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We are all born with original sin. |
36 KB |
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Hell awaits all sinners and all
who do not accept Christ. |
79 KB |
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Those are some great pork chops
Satan. |
25 KB |
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He can't pound your ass like I
can! |
29 KB |
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And now Mr. Mackey will read his
favorite Psalm for us. |
43 KB |
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The priest here has been telling
the children some pretty radical things. |
44 KB |
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But I can be a pretty rough
tumbler myself. |
42 KB |
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Jesus was made of crackers? |
54 KB |
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We have to go to Sunday School so
we don't burn! |
51 KB |
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Christians use Hell as a way to
scare people into believing what they believe. |
48 KB |
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Oh come on now, this is just
getting silly! |
39 KB |
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The kids review their sins. |
51 KB |
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Hello children, I'm Sister Ann. |
28 KB |
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Satan, that guy is a pussy! |
25 KB |
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That's 2 John Steinbeck books in
one day! |
35 KB |
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Do you still love him? |
49 KB |
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I think its important to stay
friends with people you had relationships with. |
51 KB |
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And then this one time, I put
superglue all over the priests... |
57 KB |
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Mrs. Donovan is a tempress from
Hell. |
48 KB |
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Yeah, that's hot, you take it,
you take it now. |
64 KB |
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Cartman preaches. |
129 KB |
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Well, what about the handicapped
kid, Timmy? |
29 KB |
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I thought you killed him. |
33 KB |
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Poor Timmy's gonna go to Hell! |
37 KB |
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I'm just really tired is all, can
we just please go to sleep? |
34 KB |
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We saw a picture of a naked lady,
we could see her whole beaver! |
62 KB |
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You're doing unnatural things in
a house of God! |
41 KB |
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I'm trying to safe their souls
and the souls of everyone in this town from the wretched lake of fire. |
29 KB |
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We can use wacky water weasel! |
44 KB |
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Well Chris, Saddam showed up
today. |
51 KB |
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Mom, Dad, am I going to Hell? |
21 KB |
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I think we should all get
together and just talk like adults. |
44 KB |
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But what if we're wrong? |
37 KB |
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All you have to know is than when
the priest gives you the cracker, you eat it, ok? |
21 KB |
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You like that, don't you bitch? |
61 KB |
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If I don't see Saddam then I
won't have such strong feelings for him. |
57 KB |
