But Satan, I'm a 90s man, I cry when I need to.

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So abandon all hope and yada yada yada...

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All that matters is that I'm back and we're together forever.

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You mean that this whole thing has just been a way for you to make ten million dollars?

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So I'm just gonna be alone for awhile and learn to like myself.

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Today is another day, and that is another dollar the Lord needs from you.

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Que, what's stuck to the bottom of the bus?

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Now get that ass back to bed!

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Well, God is going to heal those eyes, and save you from the devil, be gone!

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You need to spend time alone to find the balance, the middle ground, that's what I always do because I am a Buddhist.

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Its Kenny, he's calling from beyond the grave!

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God bitchslapped him right to the fiery depths of Hell!

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Sister Ann is a blasphemer!

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Can't you just say 'If you ever see Saddamn again I'll break your legs, or I'm gonna go kick Saddamn's ass' or something?

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You can't leave me Satan! I won't let you.

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I forgot how clear you make things sometimes.

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Maybe I'll just go talk to Saddamn, I need closure.

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No, come back, you face everlasting damnation!

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And now, the exciting conclusion of South Park.

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Hello, Satan, oh crap its you!

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These hotels have all kinds of crazy channels!

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Its time to stop preaching damnation to everyone sweetie.

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I don't want to be with either one of you.

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It all started when this Iraqi dictator Saddamn Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars...

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Where was a gonna go, Detroit?

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We are going to save you and you are gonna walk with the Lord. TIMMY!!!

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Die pussy!!!

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And now I'm receiving a message directly from God.

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The only thing of yours thats of a larger size is your big fat ass.

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Do not think that you can tempt us with toys...

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So I want everyone to feel the love of God by coming up here and putting a dollar in the box.

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I don't think it worked.

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God my head... drank too much.

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Lets go make things out of egg cartons.

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We are now entering Ensenada, the second largest city on the Mexican Baja Peninsula.

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I asked a favor of an old friend of mine to let you in.

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Be jealous, go throw a football around for chrissake!

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We are just about to do a play, about how much stealing hurts you deep inside.

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For he is Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.

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Gee, whatever gave you that idea?  When I stabbed you in the head?

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You can't leave me Satan, nobody leaves me.

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Lets see, Matthew 15:1:1...

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Man, look at that, we went through 14 bottles of vegetable oil.

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Brother Stevens brought his guitar so we can sing songs about how much it hurts to lie.

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Sister, have you read this book?  Yes Eric, a lot more than you have.

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You got kicked outta here for being a headstrong rebel and now you're a whiney little bitch.

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For he is Lord, he is Lorrrd.

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The sounds of Hell.

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Now walk, Timmy!

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Hey you.  Hi, Chris.

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Lets go ice skating!  Yay!

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So don't you thing its just best for us to try and get along?

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He said that in Hell, everyone speaks Spanish.

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I just need to talk to God, is he around?

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Yeah, this church kicks a.. it, it kicks.

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I haven't spoken to God in like, 5 thousand years.

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Yes, yes, it worked you guys, it actually worked.

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You went and saw Saddamn didn't you? Yes.  Satan, I understand.

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I was a practicing Jehova's WItness.  You picked the wrong religion as well.

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I know you won't listen to me, that's why I brought somebody else.

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That's good, because right now all the Jewness is coming out of your body.

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If you do not live your life for him, then to the lake of fire you shall go.

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Jesus, ixnay on the use-skay.

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I'm afraid your son is the leader, Ms. Cartman.

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Saddamn, I'm just here to talk.

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Do you have a couple of minutes to go for a walk?

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Heavenly father, do not send us to hell, we're sorry, whatever we did, we're sorry.

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I need you to understand that we can't be together anymore. 

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Saddamn, will you listen to me?  Chris is a great person, he is the one I want to be with now.  Really? Then what are you doing here?

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God wants you to spend your time helping others and living a good happy life.

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Hi, God.  Hello, Satan.

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I remember when I first met him in Hell.

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We are saving your daughter from the clutches of Hell, sir.

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So now I would like to quickly introduce your new ruler and master for eternity, Satan.

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I'm afraid it was the Mormons.

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It looks like we have about 8,615 of you newbies today.

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So we will build a new church.  With crystal walls, a ceiling 80 feet high, and a slide that connects this part here to this part here.

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Hello newcomers, and welcome, can everybody hear me?

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We're going to do a play about how alcohol can ruin family life.

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Saddamn, I at least owe him an explanation.

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Don't you guys, um, persecrute our religious beliefs.

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I received a phone call from beyond the grave.

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Do you feel the light of God inside yah?  Uh, I think so!

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I don't know about you but this video is getting me pretty hot.

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Previously on South Park...

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Previously...

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Previously...

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Previously...

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I was a totally straight and devout Protestant, I thought we went to heaven.

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Could you not be such a pussy about it?

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We must have run over a little Mexican farther up north, is it okay?

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And now its like there's one guy who's horrible to me but I'm totally sexually attracted to and then one guy who's really nice to me but I'm not sexually attracted to at all.

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I've renounced the Jewish faith.

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And I'm gonna save all of you, right now!

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Last night was awesome, are we together again now?

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Eric, Sister Ann as come to visit you.

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The Lord is powerful and he will smote the sinners and send them to everlasting hell.

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Oh, God, Chris is gonna be so mad at me.

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You know me, I'll try anything.

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If I go spend the night with Saddamn than its over between me and Chris.

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Your daughter could die tommorow and then what?

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Guys, guys, guys, look you both can stop fighting now.

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Hi, hi, welcome to heaven, brother.

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You need to tell all the kids to go back to school, and back to their normal lives.

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Do not vex me, oh temptress.

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And then we can make ten million dollars.

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Today this Jewish boy and all sinners are going to be saved.

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Are you saying what the bible says isn't true?

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Right here we have a little girl who is very very ugly.

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Uh, hello,  God, its uh, Satan.

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Just very quick, she says its very important.

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Guys, let us walk to mine home and see what mine mom wants

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Dude, that seems kinda weird.

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Do you wish to mount your unholy war against heaven?

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Jesus, what the hell happened to you?

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The Bible says the only goal in this life is to praise God and to get into heaven.

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Unless you give this life to the Lord that life belongs to Satan.

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You know why I don't like you Chris, because you're the kind of guy, who if someone didn't like them, he'd take them for a walk in the park and ask them why.

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You're going to send me to Hell?  No, worse.

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You're a pussy!

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God, you're right!

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