Please, help me, for them, for the future of our children.

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Just stay calm and keep your speed above 5.

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We need to find some 3rd graders to beat up.

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Third grade sucked!

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When you all see the wormhole, you guys are going to have about 4.2 seconds to run through it.

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I want you to not fight me anymore, to accept me once and for all.

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Then he was accused of trying to solicit sex from a young boy.

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Alright, alright, alright, I admit it, I'm gay.

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The adventure of life is that there is always something new.

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If you guys build another time machine, you can travel back in time and ask the creator of Star Trek how many episodes there were.

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We're not on speaking terms, we got into a big fight and he moved all his stuff out.

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Principal Victoria, I would like a word.

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Cartman's song about 3rd grade.

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Tom, I'm standing about 2 miles outside of Denver where the darling handicapped boy fights for his life on a wheelchair of death.

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Don't worry son, just watch your speed and stay still.

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He was a closet homosexual who hated gay people.

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Timmy's chair is packed with all that stuff, we have to go help him.fs

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Look dude, can't you just build us another machine?

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That's great, Mr. Garrison, you've finally come to terms with yourself.

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It looks like he's been all over time!

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But he could be anywhere up high in those mountains.

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I hear our forth grade teacher is some new lady from Denver.

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I didn't think it would work, me either.

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I'm afraid we have different plans.

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Oh, I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.

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We have a new time machine built, this one out of a simple microwave oven and a duck.

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God, these guys are suck geek dumbasses.

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Mr. Garrison has several emotional issues.

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I'd say somebody has some explaining to do.

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This is the fourth grade, you need to grow up.  I'm trying.

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I'd already forgotten how great 3rd grade was.

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Writing in cursive, fractions, I can't do it!

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If the fields are right it should then create a wormhole up near the front of the classroom.

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Or maybe we could stand like this, with our weiners poking through the back of our legs, you know, give her a nice fruit bowl.

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Guys, could you tell us what kind of explosives we're actually dealing with here?

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Perhaps we shall see you in the past.

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Timmy, you've got to get off that chair!

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Why do you want to go back in time?

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What is going on now?

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And with that I will bid you good day.

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Hey, Timmy might need some help pulling his pants down.

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Haha, teacher, we're traveling back in time to 3rd grade, goddamnit you guys, you seriously said this time you'd stand up and do it with me.

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One of them is mentally handicapped for chrissake!

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Dear Jesus, hang on lady!

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And what about the time you masturbated to the men's 100 meter swimming relay at the Olympics?

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And nobody has found him?

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I haven't taught in over 8 months.

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Timmy, you have to stop!

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You call that a problem? That sounds like heaven to me.

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Mr., Mr. Garrison?  Who, who are you?

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Wouldn't it be just better to agree with him and forget the whole thing?

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I'm the new 4th grade teacher; I've come to seek your help.

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You see, Chef, Ms. Choksondik has very large, um, honkers.

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Everything was great in 3rd grade, and now that its all over, we're starting to see just how special it was.

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I am your gay side.

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You can't counter a profane command with an idle threat.

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These children are out of control.

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My new students are the most misbehaved, illiterate, brain dead group of children I have ever come across. 

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I'm gay, I am gay!

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Some say on cold nights you can still hear him moaning.

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It is me, your darkest fear, your gay self incarnate.

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But I need help reaching these kids.

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But from a scientific standpoint the creation of a rift in spacetime is possible.

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Hey, it did work!

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This is it, the tree of insight.

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Ms. Choksondik climbs through the Jurassic era.

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The rescuers are going to try and send in one of the handicapped boy's little friends in an attempt to keep him calm and hopefully disarm the device. 

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How bout right at 8:45 we all jump up on our desks, pull down our pants and shout, 'kiss my ass' altogether.

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What a bitch!  And did you see her lazy eye?

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I would like to have a talk with their last year's teacher.

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Get out of our way you little dorks.

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Timmy's probably back in 3rd grade living it up.

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More like, Ms. Makesmesick!

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He finally snapped and had a nervous breakdown and went up into the mountains to live in solitude.

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Mr. Garrison you knew how to reach these kids, you are my only hope.

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Oh, you are such a nerd!

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Whoa, dude, this is our new classroom?

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Time travel is no laughing matter.

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But I'm not gay, everyone just thinks I am.

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There is nothing in here but an exist to the other side!

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And everything was fine until he found out his novel won the gay Pulitzer Prize.

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We didn't do our homework, Ms. Makesmesick!

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If we already lived them perfectly, why live them again?

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I can't because pizzaface isn't here.

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Please help me!

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You can suck my balls.  Present them.

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We're going back in time to the third grade, goodbye teacher, perhaps we shall see you in another year.

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You guys are all such pussies.

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Alright children, quiet down.  Welcome to the 4th grade.

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Alright students, that will be quite enough.

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We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.

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When you get underneath that wheelchair, i want you to relay back to me with this walkie talkie and then I'll tell you which wires to cross.

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You're ready to move on to the next level.

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Goddamnit this is ridiculous.

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Well, who didn't see that coming?

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No, no, that's only if the boy gets off.  Oh, seeyah!

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Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!

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Silence!

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I can't wait for Gene Rodenberry to tell you how wrong you are!

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So if Timmy drops his speed below 5 miles an hour the chair blows and if he gets off the chair blows?

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Suck my balls!  Oh goddamnit you guys, I am so seriously...

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I can't wait for the teacher to yell at us this time, and we all tell her to suck our balls.

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And so, the swat team will now attempt to disarm the device.

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You're taking too long in the damned tree of insight.

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The new opening theme.

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Oh yeah, time travel!

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When the clock hits 8:45, we all stand up on our desks, pull down our pants, and yell 'kiss my ass!'

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What do you think, too forward?

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This is it, the end of innocence.

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Well, go ahead, whip 'em out, and I'll suck 'um.

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Well, I'm not going to do it teacher, you can just suck my balls.

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If there's a way to travel back in time, those 2 dorks will know how.

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When it comes to time travel theory there are basically 2 schools of thought.

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I'll find him, even if I have to climb up, and down, and up.

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Suck my balls!  Present them. Good.  Very good.

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Kiss my ass!  Oh, weak, you guys, seriously weak.

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Do we show her our behinds or our weiners?

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Yeah, but now we're 5th graders you stupid 4th graders so move it!

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Oh my God, what's going on?  Ma'am, but very careful, that wheelchair is set to explode!

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Who the hell cares?  I know, why does he have to be such a dick about it?

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Hey, where the hell did she go?

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I'm ready, I'm not afraid.  You will be, you will be. 

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