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Sounds from "Trapper Keeper" PDF Print E-mail
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Check out my sweet Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura 2000.
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I was held back 10 hu-man grades.
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I've recounted 106 times now and I keep coming up with 7-6.
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I nominate FIlmore because he is the smartest kid in the class.
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What are you doing, Kyle?
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From there, it was able to slowly takeover every computer in the world.
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Ok, our second nominee is Ike.
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It has 5 different compartments for each subject in school.
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So that's 6 votes for Filmore and 6 votes for Ike.
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Its over, Ike is class president.
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Aw man.  Cartman!  Alright, alright.
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But nothing was strong enough to stop Trapper Keeper.
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Run for your lives children, I'll try to fight it off!
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Oh my God, its awful, its coming for the door!
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Ooh, bad pie...
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My name is Bill, Bill Cosby.
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Why don't I show you the rest of the house first?
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No, I'm saying that because you're a boogerface!
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Book him Barbrady, another job well done.
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He's not going to open it, break it down.
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I have successfully destroyed Eric Cartman's Trapper Keeper.
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My name is BSM471.
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Children there is some huge bulbous monstrosity heading for the classroom.
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Oh, that is bullcrap.
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Oh, for chrissake, you are all acting like a bunch of kids.
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So then you guys burnt my last one for no reason!
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It can add any peripheral device to itself automatically.
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I concede.
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Aw, you got the little crapper keeper didn't you?
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Well that's bad news for everybody else because I will be grading you all on a curve.
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Right, because it will hybrid with all  those other processors and generate a whole new era of technological darkness.
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I have come to destroy that Trapper Keeper.
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But I don't think I can get my mom to buy me another one.
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Oh no, now there's 2 of those things.
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He's not a genius, he's a little douchebag.
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If I am elected class president, I will call for bigger chairs.
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Well, yeah, or we could just kill him.
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Kiss your ass goodbye, fatboy!
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Well, I guess everything's fine now.
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Can we finger-paint now?
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Now get your ass back on first class and respect this class's right to make up their own minds.
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There he is.  Gotcha!
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Eric, I'm not going to shoot anybody for taking your school folder..
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Here, take it!  Do you want my heart as well?
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Hey mark, look.
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He's smarter than you, fatboy!
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If it doesn't have metal spikes, then hold it.
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Ms. Crabtree, there's another creepy homeless guy on the bus.
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Lucky for me I have my Trapper Keeper homing device.
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Ike, how bout you, you're a genius.
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Oh, thank God, Flora.
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Yeah, I'm a Genius.
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A part of your friend must still be alive in there.
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Goodbye Hu-mans, it hurts, it hurts!
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I gotta go doodie!
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Jesse Jackson?
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For the sake of humanity I have to kill him.
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Last night I went home and told my mom that I lost the last one.
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Thank you very much, Billy.  Don't forget to pick up your lung.
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Half the kids in your class didn't vote for your nephew, so what about them?
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May I hold your Trapper Keeper?
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But its not a demotion.
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Now you see why we must destroy your Trapper Keeper.
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Why are you so obsessed with Cartman's Trapper Keeper Bill Cosby?
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Oh yeah, oh yeah!
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Ok children, lets take our seats.
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Ike is starting his first day of kindergarten.
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Open up, Cartman, we're taking your Trapper Keeper.
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I'm not supposed to have male friends that are over 30.
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If you want my friendship, you have to pay me.
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But they smell like pee!
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I used to be the 3rd grade teacher but I have a little nervous breakdown.
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Trapper Keeper ready for hybrid.
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Recharging.  Sweet!
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We want a recount!
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So what are you going to do with your crappy robot life, Bill Cosby?
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Well, lets start with roll call.
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Do you companion friends know Eric Cartman?
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Screw you guys, screw you guys.
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I think this whole thing is a setup.
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I'm going to shove that thing up your ass!
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I think that infusing with Rosie O'Donnell has made Trapper Keeper sick.
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So, you think you're smarter than the rest of us?
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Oh, Jesus tap dancing Christ.
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I guess sometimes we let our technology and stuff grow too fast.
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Can we play some Hu-man tetherball?
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That's the kid that's supposed to be some kinda genius.
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Ok, we had one vote for FIlmore...
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When it comes to middle America, you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels that need your political enlightenment.
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Ok, ike, how bout you?
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It wasn't long before Trapper Keeper started destroying everything it saw as useless.
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That must be what Trapper Keeper is using for ventilation.
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Alright, we'll wait for tomorrow so the absent kid can cast his vote.
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 We are Trapper Keeper, we are one.
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We are Trapper Keeper.
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What the hell is that?
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You've got the winning vote, Flora, who'd you pick?
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I will not be preached out by a country bumpkin!
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Wow, that is about the nicest Trapper Keeper that I've ever seen.
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Oh my God, they killed Kenny.  You ba...
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You lost, Filmore, don't be such a baby.
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