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But Mom I have to write these
lyrics so the plight of Helen Keller can be realised by the common man. |
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...that's plenty of time to revamp
our play! |
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Unfortunate accident? You
mean like Geena Davis getting her own TV show? |
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1800's... Alabama, what a great
place in time! |
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We have to stick together to make
this play work... all of us! |
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Alls fair in love and theatre,
right? |
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This is going to be the best
version of the miracle worker EVER. |
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Yes, perhaps she should go to an
asylum. |
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No Timmy, you can't have that
turkey, bad Timmy. |
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Dude, it just can't be better then
ours, it just can't be! |
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What the hell did you assholes
do? This is supposed to be the big finale... |
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C'mon you blind bitch channel your
spirit through me! |
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Why don't we have turkey #2 stand
just a little bit more over...heyyyah |
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I can't dude, Timmy has a boner for
it. |
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She's brilliant, everyone loves her
so far! |
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I know, now I gotta find something
else to shoot. |
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Now, let's continue the
scene... |
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The turkeys lose their heads. |
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Deprive yourself of your senses and
see what plays inside your mind. |
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Doctor, Doctor, will our daughter
be ok? |
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Stan, what the hell is wrong with
you, I can't understand your lines. |
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Gobbles,
Gobbles! Gobbles! |
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They take wild pets away from
people like you... |
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They've got singing and dancing and
boy you've never seen such a show! |
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Do not call them tricks, she is a
very sensitive turkey. |
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Hey hey, I saw it first, I get the
first shot! |
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Now the first thing any good
musical needs is a big opening number. |
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Oh, back already? Don't
worry, Maynard covered your part flawlessly! |
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Turkeys gobbling. |
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It's a turkey, his name is Gobbles. |
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Gobbles! |
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The kindergarteners... I just came
from their dress rehearsal, its good, real good. |
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Timmy saves Gobbles life. |
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Hey Gerald, maybe after the show we
can make copies of each others tapes so we have both. |
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No Timmy, the handicapped turkey
doesn't go in our play! |
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I feel as though I'm the only one
who can be honest with you. |
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I could have done so much with my
life son... |
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Because now everytime I look at
you, I see her. |
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Just try to let your mind wander
and let the juices flow. |
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Thanksgiving dinner lets all eat,
e-ei-e-ei-o. |
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The only way for that turkey to
avoid years of torture is for you to let him go... |
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I can't write the lyrics for the
third act, nothing's coming to me. |
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Thank god you're alright kid, it
was an accident, I swear. |
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This is "The Miracle Worker"? |
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...and he played the lead in Les
Miserable at the Denver Community Playhouse for five weeks. |
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Oh, that one's a little messed up,
not exactly the pick of the litter. |
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Daddy, why did Mommy leave and go
to heaven? |
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Alright, maybe I tried to have
Timmy's turkey crushed by a stage light, but I didn't do anything else. |
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My turkey does not work with other
turkeys. |
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Oh man! |
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I think our baby's deaf and
blind... oh no! |
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I got a one legged pig if you'd
like too. |
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Leave? But nobody else
knows the part of Helen Keller! |
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On the morrow you will have your
trick performing turkey. |
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Tonight we present the story of a
courageous girl and her fight against depression. |
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It's trying to outsmart us, c'mon
fellas! |
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Wait, I've got it, the perfect
setup for when Helen Keller's turkey jumps through the hoop of fire. |
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How can she talk when she can't
hear, this is absolutely pointless! |
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She's very upset, she's pooped all
over the room. |
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What the hell is he doing, Helen
Keller isn't supposed to sing! |
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...and reigning poster child of
turkerylovers.com! |
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That's the prettiest turkey I ever
saw. |
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We can have thanksgiving stuff and
music numbers too! |
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Have you done the right things in
your life? |
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Robbie! Robbie, no! |
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He set up a video camera so he
could tape the performance. |
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A smart one, that can do tricks. |
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Why its a regular feast for the
eyes. |
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Where's Gobbles Timmy? |
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How about instead of a pet dog,
Helen Keller has a pet turkey! |
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Quick, go and set your turkey free,
I'll try to stall them. |
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With that other meddling animal out
of the way you'll steal the show! |
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But luckily I got really stoned
before I came. |
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They don't allow children in your
situation to have wild animals for pets. |
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How's it going, Eric? |
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Butters told us their play was
awesome! |
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They loved it, they loved it! |
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Timmy send Gobbles away. |
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Timmy recovers from the shooting
incident. |
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Did Tim Rice's mother give him
twenty minutes to write the lyrics to "Phantom of the Opera"? |
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No, just the same old crap I see
whenever I close my eyes. |
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I worked with a turkey that could
do all kinds of tricks. |
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Turkey shoot! |
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Yeah, that turkey sucks! |
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Ok, fine, Helen Keller can have two
pet turkeys. |
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Water, Helen, it has a
name. Oh, why can't you understand? |
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That's Gobbles, the physically
challenged turkey. |
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Union mafia bastards! |
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Just get your turkey to stop
crapping all over the dressing room and come out for rehersal. |
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What are you doing out here, you
shouldn't be walking the streets. |
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I swear it on my life, your play
shall want for nothing. |
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God damnit Timmy, Helen Keller
isn't supposed to talk! |
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Water Helen, water! We
can't belive she did it, the dumb kid really did it! |
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That's it, Helen, water... wat-er. |
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Let him rest in peace, why must he
die? |
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Ohh, hehuh, wow! |
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Oh, crap, I must've rigged the
wrong light! |
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C'mon, ya! Move it! |
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Yes... Tim. |
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