I'm the one risking my ass, running around in that stupid town pretending to be you and collecting all the food to bring up here! All you have to do is sit back and sell it to all the fat kids!

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Two donuts and a pack of licorice, please.

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Three months?! But the per-per-view is tomorrow!

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Come on, dude. All you gotta do is eat it very fast!

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I'll pay him 50 bucks to eat someone else's vomit.

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Come, on, Kenny! I'll give you five bucks to do it!

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HELL, I'LL DO SIX HOURS FOR THE FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS YOU'RE PAYING ME!

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All my life I've been fat. I've beh- I've been to seven camps and I swore to my momma that I'd lose the weight. I want to, but I can't help myself.

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Alright, children, now, let's get back in our seats. Uh, we are now going to put the manatees back together.

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Hey kid! I'll give you 20 bucks to eat a really old piece of bacon!

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You guys are right. I'm sick of being the fat kid, too. I've been making excuses all my life. But I know deep down that if I took responsibility and really tried hard, and we all tried together, well we really can lose the weight!

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Oh my God, they've killed Kenny! …Sort of.

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Kenny, through the past weeks we've seen you eat mice, pretend to kill newborn babies to shock their mothers and …wash your hair with battery acid. The question in all our minds is, who-haht are you gonna do next?

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Believe it. He lost 40 pounds at his fat camp.

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Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.

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Yeah. People are willing to pay big money to see Kenny do this stuff.

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This… is…bullcrap!

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Alright! Everybody's here and that means we can get down to business!

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But, Dad, I…Nothin'.

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…And it has basketball courts and tennis courts, and you can call Mommy any time you want.

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Alright campers, good work today. Lights out, and we'll see you tomorrow for more exercise and proper diet.

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I'm starving. This is it. I'm going to die here.

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I'mo drag home myself, babih. But the... What the hell's going on?

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The Cartman store is open!

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"A prostitute is like any other woman. They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well." Chef's Duet with James Taylor.

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Chef's "Prostitute" song over the closing credits.

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Manatees are mammals that live in the oceans and are often called the gentle clowns of the sea.

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Alright, Clyde Frog. We just gotta clear the counselor building and we're free.

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Alright, so we're back talkin' to three competing celebrities: Tom Green, Johnny Knoxville from MTV's Jackass and Krazy Kenny.

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Uh what's all this about, Mrs. Cartman? Is Eric having trouble at havin' trouble at his weight-management camp?

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I feel great! I haven't had this much attention paid to my coot since I was 16!

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But just remember that your parents thnk that you're in the drug rehab center next door! You blow your cover and we're both screwed!

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I don't wanna eat no sweets, but I can't control myself when they're right in front of me like this.

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Now, what we are going to dissect today is the West Indian manatee.

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Well, we'vee seen him do just about every disgusting thing in the book, and today live on pay-per-view, Krazy Kenny is going to crawl into a woman's uterus for six hours!

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God-damnit, all I got was a little golf clap!

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Don't touch me!

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Hoh, you're doing it, or else we're gonna bust your whole scheme wide open, and tell your mom you haven't actually been at your drug rehab this whole time!

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Hey, Kenny. How much for you to eat this?

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Aha, Ms. Choksondik, aren't manatees endangered?

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Looks like we had some attemptted escapees again tonight.

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Yeah, except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face when they told you.

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Oh no! Exercise and proper diet have killed me.

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There was a time when your fat jokes would have gotten to me. But now I'm totally slim and totally happy! In fact, I'd say I'm a little bit trimmer than you, fatboy!

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I told you I was a tight virgin flower.

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They always get us. Sometimes it's a ice cream truck, sometimes it's a taco stand. But they always fool us...

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Say Terrance, this body appears to have been moved since the murder. Look at the forensic evidence around the torso.

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Because Kenny is only doing things that anybody could do. For money. He's a prostitute.

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Whoa! That totally surprised me! I can't believe how the show manages to stay fresh.

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Mr. Candy Bar doesn't judge you, Chad. Mr. Candy Bar likes you just the way you are. Look at how yummy and sweet he is …There you go. That'll just be four dollars.

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And so apparently there's been a little mixup. The manatees were meant to go to the Denver Shelter Aquarium and the frogs were meant to come here.

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I have some Fudge 'Ems up my ass. You want some?

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Oh no, kids! It's glutinous fat!

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...Nobody. Your mom even thinks I'm a skinny you.

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Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin' me questons that I shouldn't be answering?!

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Uh-here. Uh-you can scoop it up in my R. Kelly thermos.

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You guys! It's Kenny! He's been arrested for prostitution in New York! For giving Howard Stern a hummer!

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I knew it! You're not Cartman at all!

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Your friends and I have all chipped in and we're going to send you up to a weight-management retreat.

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James Taylor, what the hell are you doin' in here?! Singing' about prostitutes to the children! Get out of here!

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And now back to Jesus and Pals, on South Park Public Access.

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Well, our second guest tonight is a young man named Kenny McCormick, who is going to eat dog crap. Kenny?

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This is so juvenile.

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And now here's your host, the kid who will do anythng to himself for money, Krrrra--a--a-a-azy Kenny!

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Yeah, you've gotten lame since you got skinny. What's up?

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I mean, we set Kenny up to further and further himself each time, havin' to always outdo himself. Now he's in jail for being a whore. And perhaps, just perhaps, we are to blame.

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They tricked us again, huh?

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Dude. I don't know if I'm going to like the new Eric Cartman.

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Whoa-ho ho! You heard him, folks! Kenny is going to give a sensual full-body massage to his own grandfather!

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We thought of it, Jesus. I mean, Kenny's the one that does it all, but we were the masterminds of the whole thing.

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Howdy there. I'm one of the weight counselors here. This must be Eric Cartman.

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Some background music

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Eric showed up and surprised me last night. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present to you…the new Eric Cartman.

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"Chef, what's the clitoris?" "What's a lesbian, Chef?" "How come they call it a rim job, Chef?". For once, can't you just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?"!

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Now campers, I know that camp is tough, but you have to believe that you can do it. And you have to know that until you drop the weight, you can't leave.

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So what I'm gonna do…is I'm gonna offer each of you $50,000 to give me oral sex right now.

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Back to our courageous story of a little boy's triumph over obesity. Eric, yea. You found that the Spirit of the Lord inside you gave you strength.

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This week on Pay Per View, Krazy Kenny will crawl up into a woman's uterus and stay there for SIX hours. Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime event. Order now!

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Well, I'm pissed off!, Rick! How are you?

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He jumped into a Porta-Potty at a construction site and stayed there for four days!

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You're God-damn right I have a problem! Terrance and Phillip is on and I don't have anywhere to sit! Now what the hell is this?!

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Why do you need to know what a prostitue is anyway?!

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He did it! Come on out, Kenny! You made it six hours, Kenny. Come on out of there. Hmmm. Uh, Ms. Crabtree, maybe you could give him a little push.

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Would somebody put this retard out of his misery?

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Can I interest you in some ice cream?

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Well, screw you, fatasses!

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Eh- shut up, you half-Chad!

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Now we'll never see Kenny crawl up into Ms. Crabtree's uterus.

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I hope you all left room for dessert. Soybean pudding for everybody!

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Alright, continue with the removal of the spleen, childen. I'll be right back.

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Now, we don't have quite enough manatees to go around, so I think we're gonna have to split up into groups of four...

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No, dude, check this out! It's a video: this kid, he does all kinds of crazy stuff.

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Eric, your friends and your family are all…concerned about your weight. M'kay?

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Kenny's not feeling so good. That manatee spleen made him sick.

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You see, chidren, sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the lovin' is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.

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Chef was just about to tell us what a protitute is.

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We can watch him on the video monitors. How are you doin' in there, Kenny?

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…There you go.

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I don't know what we're doing wrong, Susan. These kids aren't losing the weight.

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Yeah, your time is up!

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I made some healthy tofu pudding to celebrate. Who wants some?

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Now the only question is, do we go home to our traitor moms and friends, or do we start a new life on the run?

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These children tricked me!

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Uh uh! You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again.

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So let's just all put on our try-hard helmets, and accept that the only way for us to get out of camp, is to LOSE THE WEIGHT.

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Well, because, children, a prostitute is someone who…you could pay for certain services.

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Well, Tony, the usual?

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Krazy Kenny is here to promote his Pay-Per-View special this week, where he will crawl up into a bus driver's uterus and stay there for six hous.

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Now, some people that all you guys do is perform sick and disgusting acts for shock value and money, which makes you whores. But I'd like to prove them wrong.

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Well, he gave his life for our amusement. One little boy who dared to be different. Let us never forget…Kenny McCormick.

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Mom, can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate-mix butter bar?

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