Stan! Go get the other guys and tell them to meet me at the bos stop in ten minutes!

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That's one twenty-fourth of a second of our movie already shot!

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Okay. Okay, the shot is finally set up. Now shoot the O mouth for two frames.

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Only three shopping days until- God-damnit! Hey! Merry Christmas, asshole!

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Mayor, some adorable children are here to see you.

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The boys' Miracle song

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Nobody's paying any attention.

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Mr. Hankey introduces his daughter, Amber.

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He's gonna be here any minute, Ike.

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Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas. You're supposed to sing Chanukah songs.

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Well, it should be in the script. All that "you're fat" and "you're a Jew" and stuff. It's great.

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We got the money, Mr. Hankey. We're gonna make our animated Christmas card.

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Aw, Jesus Christ! I'm going back to bed.

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Oh yeah. Right in the balls, man. Right square in the balls.

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My mom's barely bought me any presents so far.

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Some festive background music.

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How come everyone in cartoons has such big heads?

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You did it, Mr. Hankey. You brought back the spirit of Christmas!

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Not one toy. I guess this year, everyone's content to celebrate with candles and love.

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It's alright, we've got a clean-up crew coming.

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That is the spirit of Christmas. Commercialism. Becuase it's what makes our country work!

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This is our son, Cornwallis.

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But at this point I'm willing to try anything. Johnson, cut them a check for three hundred dollars.

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Huh, and here's the cutout versions of you guys.

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Mr Hankey's "Circle of Poo" song

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Well, it's decided, kids. Tomorrow we're gonna bring back the spirit of Christmas!

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Dude, change the channel. This is too depressing.

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Uhuh, just hang on folks. We seem to be having some technical difficulties

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Well, thanks a lot, kids. Great idea you had there. Now everyone is more disenfranchised with Christmas than ever.

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It sure has been tough. Nobody seems that into Christmas out there.

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Well don't worry kids! I'm sending the nuggets up tomorrow to spread Christmas cheer!

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Oh. Mr. Haneky, it's you. How wonderful.

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Heheheheh, Chanukah sucks.

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Dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made you out of clay, Dreidel dreidel dreidel, With dreidel I will play!

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We're gonna make a short animated Christmas card that everyone can watch and and play it on the screen at the old drive-in.

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Ogh! This is terrible, Johnson! Our whole town's economy is going right in the toilet! We've got to get everybody back in the Christmas spirit!

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Okay, where are the E-mouths?

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I see the Nativity. There's angels, shepherds and sheep. But no poo. All the Christmas movies: Santa, elves, reindeer. No poo. I'm not a part of it.

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I know, Kyle. I've just been awfully busy with my family.

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Heheh. Look, he made Stan all fat.

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Then don't belittle my people you fuckin' fatass!

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"Hey, you guys! Seriouslih! I'm so fat! Help me out over hmyah!"

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Dreidel dreidel dreidel... [film snaps]

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Christmas is about feeling good. That's for everybody!

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I guess- we might as well- go home now.

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Oh, sorry, you might get some germs while you're walking around in human feces!

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Just let us stay up a little longer, mom. Mr. Hankey's gotta show up. He always does.

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Alright! You know what? I have been here TOO LONG! I'm sick of making this stupid cartoon, and we're never goin' to finish it anyways! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!

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Oh. And, boys, there's some crap on the sidewalk there. Watch out.

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Good Grief! We need a Christmas tree for our play.

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Mr. Hankey and Autumn having a heated argument.

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You know, first thing in the mornng when it just won't come out?

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God-damnit it's Christmas and we're gonna be a happy family around the tree!

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Uumm, okay, sound is speeding, and…

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Good job, Amber. Now this place is starting to look Christmasy...

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This is hopeless. We're just gonna have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.

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It's my fault. All my fault. I got everyone's hopes up.

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Hoowwddyy ho!

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...you showed me that I have the power and the strength to do anything I want. You made me believe in myself, Dad! Now I'm asking you to do the same.

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Mr. Hankey! Hoh, we were so worried! I was waiting up for you and you didn't come, so I thought that-

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"Hi there, Santa. I am the Light and the Way, and stuff."

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You know, it's just that a lot of people don't really believe in the whole Jesus thing anymore, you know?

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Kids, that cartoon was fabulous. How would you like to have your own show and make 100 more of them?

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Well, I think people are just fed up with the crowded shopping and the credit-card bills...

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We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas, like love and family that…we almost fogot it's buying things that makes our economy thrive.

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We don't know anything about animation.

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It's not that, father. Its... Well, I don't feel like I'm really a part of Christmas.

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Woh, ah, hey! I made a little cutout version of me, too! Ih in case you need it for your animated film.

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Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, you guys!

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Dude, it would take a miracle to finish this thing!

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# Let's all try to help a little, 'cause...#

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No ending? Well, we can't animate until we have our voices recorded, so we'd better just record what we have and figure out the ending later.

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Come. You have to meet the little nuggets, too. Kids!

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So, all we gotta do, is put the right mouth on, according to what syllable they're pronouncing at that frame.

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It's only three days until Christmas, you guys! You know how bad thins have been around here. I think it might be because Mr. Hankey hasn't come.

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...And in other news tonight it appears that everyone is officially SICK OF CHRISTMAS!

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Weh-hell, it's a Chrstmas party! Hey! You boys! You boys wanna bet me I won't take off my clothes?

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Simon's not so smart. He was born with a peanut in his head.

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What's that? They got your father's penis workin' again?

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You wanna bet me I won't take off my clothes and run naked through this parkin' lot?

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...and a whopping 57% said they would quick Bon Jovi square in the balls if given the opportunity.

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Kyle, I have a full day of watching TV tomorrow. I don't have time to go on a poo hunt right now, okay?

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Eehhhh, pretty!

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What are you talkin' about, "quit"? Huh! I don't remember that.

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Well, alright. Here's a little paper construction of Santa Claus.

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...Stan's got blue eyes and I've got a sharper nose, but I mean, they kinda look like us.

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Stan! Go get the other guys and tell them to meet me at the bus stop in ten minutes!

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Oh, big secret! Everyone can tell they're made of silicorn!

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...And our son, Simon.

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You're the smartest piece of crap since Albert Poodinger!

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You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time, Kringle!

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I think I've learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing...

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Introduction the the "Spirit of Christmas" homage...

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...Christmas is about something much more important... Presents...

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We can get everyone back into the Christmas spirit by making our very own animated Christmas special...

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A South Park-style "Deck the Halls" jingle.

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We can make a little animated Santa Claus and Jesus, and it can star us instead of these little round-headed guys!

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Well, the holiday spirit may be gone from South Park, but at least our faith in each other remains strong.

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Aw, that was just a stupid song, Cornwallis! I was jus' tryin' to get you to stop your bitchin'

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We want our three hundred bucks back...

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South Park Season 4 theme tune.

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And why is it that on Charlie Brown cartoons, everyone talks like this.

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Hey, the shops are still open. We still have time to shop.

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"Well, Butters, would you like to slap my- titties around?"

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Heee might not come if you're too close to the toilet bowl, Ike.

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Aw, it's too late for that, son. everyone' gone home. And I don't know nothin' about projectors. I'm just a stupid piece of crap.

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Huh, well, okay. Now, don't expect too much with the budget you gave me.

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Cornwallis, we've got to go fix up the drive-in.

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Ey! I don't need to take that kind of shit from a Jew!

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They're starting to understand, Johnson...

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Now you put that vase down! Put that vase down! That's a very expensive vase!

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Isn't this a nice Christmas, Stanley? No commercialism and shopping, just a nice fire and family.

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Boys, I want you to meet my wife. Autumn.

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Kyle, it's hopeless. We've only got 20 seconds of animation done, and we still have Jesus' and Santa's voices to record, and we don't even have a third act.

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Okay. So we put little "woo" mouths on all our heads. And then we shoot that for one frame.

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So how much done is that?

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Wha- why do you, why do you have to say things like that in front of people?

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Honey, pleh, you're- you're drunk, ok?

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