Hey everybody, it's on in thirty minutes!

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Get ready for "Must Shit TV!" Starting now, four straight hours of pure shit! It's all live!

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If you don't mind, I'll have to close up now. They're going to say "shit" seven times on HBC and I d-agh!

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A rune for each word of curse was made, representing each of the eight words that so offended God...

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The adjective form is now also acceptable. For example: "The weather outside is shitty."

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Goodbye. Oh, and Mitchell? You... got some shit on the side of your mouth right there.

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Oh, sure, I mean, you know, Cop Drama is a very artsy, dramatic show.

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Look, the word "shit" first showed up in English in the 1340s, the same time as something called, "the Black Death."

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Oh, sorry, I can't. They're gonna say "shit" on Cop Drama, and my mom and dad say I have to watch it with them so that I don't take it the wrong way.

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I can't believe they actually said it.

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They can't say "shit" on television!

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Well, they can't use "fag." Because you can't say "fag" unless you're a homosexual.

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The shit you do, the shit you say; I'd jump on your shit any day!

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Oh brother, another Christian protest group

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Jesus Christ! Another commercial? Are they ever gonna say "shit?"

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Uh... I can help get you some credit or a comp meal, perhaps.

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Damn cracker-ass producers!

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Kyle, we've gotta get that sand out of your vagina. It's making you cranky. Does it itch?

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Detective Sandy Vagina here thinks that "shit" might have something to do with everyone getting sick

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We are the Royal Order of Standards and Practices!

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How could you foolish Americans bring the wrath of scorn by mass-chanting the word of wretchedness?!

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It's like saying it once... but double!

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Oh yeah?! Well, I don't really give a shit!

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Some eerie background music.

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Saying a word of curse once in a while does nothing. It's only when spoken repeatedly and en masse that the curse takes place.

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Alright, children, in lieu of the common usage, I'm s'posed to clarify the school's position on the word, "shit."

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We think that you might have could it by helping make "shit" an everyday word.

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We've got to find people who would know what the hell this is all about. Children, we're goin'ta have to go to the land of castles, knights, and kings!

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That means that now I can say the word, "fag."

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Chef, do you know where "shit" comes from?

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Oh, Kyle, you are so full of meecrob.

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Show your true form, Geldon, lest you be afraid! Your short time in this world is at an end!

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But you're gonna miss it! The, they're gonna say "shit" and you're gonna miss it!

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Yeah. I'm gonna have people over to my house to see it.

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Just about everything you could want to know about the plague is in this great tome.

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Goddamnit, Cartman! What are they gonna say on Cop Drama?

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But... we can keep the Halo the Turtle dolls, right?

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And so, children, instead of saying "Hand in your papers," I may now say "Hand in your shit." Any questions?

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And now, back to Must Shit TV, here on HBC.

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Here at HBC the general goal is providing the highest and most thought-provoking netertainment. How great it is that we live in a country where an artist can express himself freely.

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It says here the word, "shit" has been around for over 600 years. It comes from the Anglo-Saxon word, "skite."

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It says that the people in England believed that the plague was a curse, a dark magic infliction brought on by a mass utterance of a word of curse.

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I just think it's a little immature for us to be standing around talking about one dumb word being on TV!

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If you look out the right side of the aircraft you can see some interesting shit.

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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter? You got some sand in your vagina?

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...Hey, you didn't get beeped.

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A legion of men sworn to do whatever necessary to keep the words at bay. But... they were just a myth.

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It was just on the news! People are freaking out, dude.

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Yeah! And Kenny didn't die!

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Dude, this plague is spreading like wildfire!

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I'm sure they're just holding it till the very last scene.

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What's the Black Death, Chef?

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You see, we've learned something today. Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems.

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We believe in free speech and all that, but... keeping a few words taboo just adds to the fun of English.

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Kyle, do you still have sand in your vagina about us not going to The Lion King with you?! I mean, shit, dude, let it go.

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...you are the most creative genius in Hollywood, and... well... I'd let you have me if you wanted.

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Aww, come on, you guys! It's supposed to be really cool.

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My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl shitty, and I had to clean it with a rag, which then also became shitty.

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It's just a marketing ploy by the network. Like that time they had the first male-to-male kiss with Terrance and Phillip?

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We're gonna have to start saying other bad words, like cock and fuck and... meecrob.

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Tonight, on HBC, we will air all our sitcoms... LIVE. And have everyone say "shit" in place of their written lines.

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The writing here claims this stone can defeat the evil geldon, who will rise when the word of curse has been said enough times to give him power...

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In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe. This... could explain how Kyle got it in his vagina.

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Last night, the daring and bold show, Cop Drama, broke new ground by saying "SHIT" on television, making "shit" officially okay to say around the country.

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...while a whopping 76% say they don't really give a shit.

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In other news, a strange virus which causes victims to vomit up their intestines is making life shitty for a small farming community.

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Thanks, Tom. Shit is certainly going down here in the small tow-

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We're sorry, noble knights of Standards and Pracrices, from now on, we will obey your laws.

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This is ridiculous! Just because they say it on TV it's alright.

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Don't mind Kyle, everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina.

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Oh shit!

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"That's a shitty picture of me." is now fine. Hoever, the literal noun form of "This is a picture of shit." is still naughty.

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You see, I've already figured out our new marketing scheme technique for the next run of shows...

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I called you a fag. Because I'm gay, and that means I'm free to use the word "fag." So piss off, you fag-shitter!

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Goddamnit, Kenny! Don't get your plague germs on me!

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NO! NO, Filmore! You can say "I have to poop and shit," or "Oh, shit, I have to poop," but NOT "I have to shit." Are we all clear?

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It's NOT NEW!! I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and PROVE it!!

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Whoa, dude, it's raining frogs.

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Say not the word of curse!

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The Skyre once spoke of such a stone! Come, we must see the sorcerer!

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Oh boy, that thing has really got sand in its vagina!

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Wow! We can say "shit" in school now?!

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This Saturday... on HBC... we're going to say... "shit" ...twice.

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I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket fullof shit before I ate another plate of meecrob.

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Listen, Mr. Shinypants, I am the head of this network, and I will say "shit" all I want!

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I'm doing my job, Frank! We have to know where that evidence was shipped!

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Aw, man, I am up shit creek.

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Sir, your "shit" idea has turned the entire network around. We're proud to work for you.

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The music that accompanies the Knights of Standards and Practices as they thaw out.

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Huh-uh, Ms. Choksondik, eh, can we say it in the expletive? Like, "Oh, shit," or, "shit on a shingle"?

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Until then we invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy our shitty service.

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Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag, Shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do?....

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Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag, Shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do?.... (later on)

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Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag, Shitty shitty fag fag... (once more)

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My, my GOD, sir! What have you unleashed upon the world?!

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Goodbye. Oh, and Mitchell? You... got some shit on the side of your mouth right there.

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Oh, he doesn't know Mitchell slept with his wife, does he?

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Well! I hope it lived up to all the hype! You must feel sooo much better now!

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Oh... nno, you guys didn't hire me a stripper for my birthday-oooh, tell me you guys didn't.

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...What a stupid voice.

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What are we supposed to do with it?

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Tonight, on Cop Drama, on TV, they're gonna say, "Shit."

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So am I, Kyle. If that sand in your vagina doesn't get released, you could become a walking time bomb.

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Very good, Timmy.

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Where is the roof on this thing? I mean, I mean, how can we top ourselves now?

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Oh, I don't really give a shit. I've done enough shit outside today and shit.

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And we should all get together and watch it at the bar.

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Hey, watch it, fag.

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Some ominous music

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Goddamnit, when are they gonna say "shit"?!

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I'm very proud of you, children. Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to.

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I can't help you. You know, not every British person knows about wizards and dragons and curses.

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You will die anyway, for you have spread the word of curse!

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Ha! Leave it to American to think that "no" means yes, "pissed" means angry, and "curse word" means something other than a word that's cursed!!

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No. See, you got beeped.

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What, doughboy?!

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